IT HAS BEEN MEMORIZED
Axel found himself lying on a soft blue carpet. He got up and found himself face to face with the Luna Diviner.
"O-oh ummm…err… hi Saïx, I was just escaping crazy old Larxene. You know her, got it memorized?" Axel said with a crazy grin.
"Why yes Axel, I do have it memorized" Saïx replied with a crazier grin. The color drained away from Axel's face. Axel leapt to his feet, seeing the crazy bestial gleam in the berserker's eyes.
Saïx drew forth his claymore and chased after Axel swinging it madly and calling "Axel, hey Axel…Memorize this". Every time the claymore swing would get even closer to Axel.
"Nooooooo I don't want to memorize that!" Axel shrieked, opening the door to the room and taking off down the hall. Saïx vigilantly pursued the red head, constantly screaming at him.
"Help me Jesus, help me Jewish God, help me Allah, Help me Tom Cruise, use your witch craft to help me!" Axel was screaming like a little girl at this point.
Saïx's Claymore was successfully destroying everything, leaving naught in its wake.
Axel fooled him by turning a corner in the hallway and hiding in the first room he saw. He slammed the door and locked it till the sound of Saïx screaming "Smash, smash, smash" faded away. Axel heaved a sigh and slumped against the door.
"I definitely got that memorized….owww, I wish I could un-memorize it" Axel groaned and rubbed his hips where the claymore had clipped him a few times.
((Author's Note: Another stupid chapter for Axel's legacy. Did you spot the movie quote not so hidden in this story? The whole 'help me Jesus…' and so on quote is from the greatest movie ever, Ricky Bobby))