IT HAS BEEN MEMORIZED
Axel sighed, resting his head against the door when he heard "What the hell are you doing in my room Axel?"
Axel looked up to see Xigbar dressed in black spandex. Axel looked beyond him to see a dance pad and arrows scrolling across a TV screen.
"DDR?" he asked.
"Dance Dance Revolution" Xigbar clarified, jumping up and down. " Now that you've disturbed me you can't leave till you beat me at DDR, kay? Okay then let me plug the other pad into the Playstation" He said excitedly.
"Beat you? But your up in this room all day, you like have to be the best ever!" Axel whined. This had been the worst day ever, and it had all started with three little words. " I'm not playing your damn game, got it memorized?" Axel snapped.
Xigbar's expression changed from joy to anger. " You will play with me or else…"
"Or else what?" Axel pushed.
"Or else I'll make you eat my sandwich" Xigbar stated grimly and held out a cheese sandwich, dripping with mold. "Play DDR with me or eat it, your choice."
Axel stared at the sandwich, disgusted. " How did you do that to a sandwich?"
"I kept it in my boxers for three years, so what's your choice?" Xigbar asked, grinning savagely.
"Fine I'll play you a stupid game of DDR. As for the sandwich…that's just disgusting." Axel tried not to barf as Xigbar stowed the sandwich back in his boxers.
Axel then jumped up on the dance pad and did an elaborate dance number to the Shakira song ' Hips Don't Lie'. Xigbar countered with a very awesome disco dance to 'We are the champions'. Axel then preformed a brake dance number to some weird song he didn't recognize when he stopped.
"You know what just occurred to me? I don't have to do this, I can just teleport somewhere else, got it memorized? Later." And with that Axel was once again swallowed by a corridor of darkness to escape some awful fate that his trademark catchphrase had cast for him.
((Author's Note: more randomness. An inside joke. Axel and Xigbar dancing… much stupidity. Axel's hips don't lie, hahahaha. Beware the next chapter… cause this story is only going to get stupider.))