IT HAS BEEN MEMORIZED
Axel was spit out of the portal in mid air. He looked down for only a moment before he fell with a splash. He sucked in a lung full of water before sinking like a rock to the bottom of the pool. He dug at the water wildly till he got his head up and could breath. He doggie paddled to the edge and climbed out, shaking himself off.
"Who put a damn pool in anywhere but Xigbar's room?" Axel yelled angrily.
"That would be me" Demyx replied and chuckled at the sopping wet Axel.
Axel glared at him. " Well why in hell would you do that?"
"Because silly, I like swimming. Its fun. I like water, don't you?" Demyx asked, giggling childishly.
Axel gritted his teeth. "No! no I don't like swimming you little retarded bastard. I hate water. I don't like anything about water. Water is stupid. And you are stupid too Demyx! I hate you too! And you know what! I hate your stupid Sitar and your stupid music too, got it memorized?" he yelled at Demyx.
Demyx stood there, staring and slowly averted his gaze to the floor.
Axel stared for a moment, thinking poor baby Demyx was going to cry. Demyx's face was obscured but he knew Demyx was going to cry he always did.
"Never insult the sitar. Never. Ever. Insult it." Demyx said ominously. Axel had about a second before Demyx had summoned his Sitar and was beating Axel over the back of the head with it like a mallet.
"Oww. Oww. Oww. Stop that Demyx! I'm sorry" Axel cried running away from the insulted musician. Demyx ran after him, throwing the Sitar at him and knocking him off his feet. Axel fell forward and hit the ground hard with his face.
"Die. You. Music. Hating. Son. Of .A. Bitch." Demyx muttered darkly, stepping on Axel's back. Demyx picked Axel up, who was still dazed and threw him with Hulk like force into the pool.
"Memorize that Axel!" Demyx yelled, watching Axel's head collide with the bottom of the pool and red liquid begin seeping out. "uh-oh….crap….Axel….Axel? are you okay?" Demyx asked nervously. Demyx then burst into tears and ran away crying.
"OH MY GOD AXEL'S DEAD" Demyx screamed as he ran out the castle doors and over a cliff. His body was never found. Some speculate he might be alive and is still running screaming " AXEL'S DEAD!"
((Author's note: if this isn't the stupidest thing I've ever seen I don't know what is…. Give me ten more minutes alone with a sharpie and the next chapter will manage to be weirder….till then….AXEL'S DEAD!))