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Hello adoring fans, I hope that your ready for another exciting installmen- ahh fuck it, this is my new chapter, if you don't like it review-and-screw-you,-if-you-do-I-love-you,-review. Also. I'm probably going to change the name in the near future, I AM OPEN TO SUGGESTION 'cause I'm stumped right now as to what to call it. The reason is that originally this fic was gonna be mostly about Ron's feelings, and I don't really want to write all about that now, so pleez, review and tell me what to say, winner will be announced in ch. 5. Here you all are, loyal reviewers, chapter four.
P.S. Ginny's in her fourth year going into fifth, the trio is going into their sixth, and the twins are taking a temporary hiatus from their successful business to finish their education, their will be Hogwartz chapters.squeals internally, which sorta means she didn't, but she sort of wanted to, but she's lazy, she being me of course.
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Fred sat down, thinking how bloody surreal this all was, it was all the same, right after he had just had the guts sucked out of him by Hermione. This was very odd, very odd indeed.
About half an hour later the game ended, the only thing significant enough to mention is this; the next turn that Ron had he asked Hermione, it went like this:
"Hermione, truth or dare"
"Dare"
"I dare you to choose truth"
"Fine then, truth!"
"What were you and Fred really doing in the closet?" at this there were many eye rolls, for Ron had been trying to get people to ask Hermione this since the game had resumed from it's short break. Fred simple grew red around the ears and Hermione looked annoyed.
"Fine, Harry dared us to go in the closet and kiss so we did, it's as simple as that." Hermione said, almost hissing. Ron flared up at this, doing a sort of dry choke-growl, as if he wanted to use words but was too incensed. Finally muttering;
"Well it's only truth or dare, I don't see why you didn't just pretend…" but this only annoyed Hermione further, she lowered her voice slightly as she leaned towards him and replied;
"It's magic Ron, you can't back out!"
"bu-"
"Just shut the fuck up Ron, it's rather obvious that you should." Fred said menacingly, deciding that he ought to step up for the girl he had just randomly made out with. Hermione felt a rush of relief that she wouldn't have to deal with one of her best friends yelling at her right now. She also felt a great deal of what she judged to be gratitude well up within her towards Fred; she would have to thank him later. Ron looked tense, Hermione, understood the turmoil building beneath Ron's less-than-calm exterior, the anger that he couldn't let out, so as not to hurt anyone he loved, he needed a good release, but that was his problem. Harry, finally waking from his love induced haze, stood up stiffly and went over to Ron, pulling the fuming young man to his feet. Ron bolted from the room, only to have the same affect as before; he was jerked back so hard this time that the momentum almost carried him out of the window, he instead hit his head on the windowsill. With a loud thump he landed on the floor, not moving, a trickle of blood coming out of his mouth. George rushed to his side, the others being too paralyzed with fear and guilt to do anything but stare, horror stricken ad the pale redhead laying on the floor. Fred was the second to come out of the daze, hopping over his bed to the bookcase that had previously produced the whiskey and grabbing a large and well -worn book entitled 'One Hundred And One Easy Medical Charms', he quickly flipped to one of the various dog-eared pages and handed it to his waiting twin, who already had his wand out and ready. As George repeatedly muttered an incantation under his breath his twin turned to face the rest pf those in the room,
"He'll be okay in the morning, we bought this book a few years ago and it was worth every week's worth of allowance money that we saved for it. From the looks of it Ron's got internal bleeding due to a shattered rib or two and a concussion." At his friends expectant stares Fred suddenly flushed, turning bashful
" I sort of want to learn to be a medi-wizard when I grow up, but just so that I can treat people that we, erm, well… disfigure, during our testing processes. The current doctor bill is getting rather expensive."
"And expansive." Fred's brother added 'smartly', rising from where he had been kneeling on the floor, one index finger in the air.
"Our budddy'll be fine in the morning, he just needs to sleep it off, Freddy here diagnosed him correctly, unfortunately Ron'll remember the joke suit incident…- but oh well." After this the group decided to call it quits. Glancing at the clock, Hermione realized that it was only 12:30, but they were all tired. Fred levitated Ron to his room, followed by Harry. The girls went back to bed and the twins did whatever they did in that room of there's. (A/N what are they building in there! I'm not allowed to enter… Batman, remember? Poison ivy says it, before she's poison ivy) As Hermione lay in the dark, almost alone with her thoughts, she heard a soft giggle from the bed next to hers'.
" Urrrrgh! Why the fuck are you giggling so goddamn late Ginny?" Hermione whined, she had just been getting to a particularly good bit in her night-daydream.
" It's not late at all, it's only one'o'clock in the morning, gigglehahawherk, coughspluttergaspsigh." Ginny said/coughed.
"Well then tell me why the fuck you're laughing!"
" Harry got you to kiss Fred." Ginny stated. Hermione rolled over and turned the light on, squinting angrily at the Ginny that was cracking up next to her.
"Whutzyer point?"
"Well we both knew that you liked him."
"How- no I d-didn't, I mean don't!" Ginny smirked at Hermione as she grappled for words.
"It's sad really, you've liked him since third year."
"nu-uh! 'Cause that'd be gross and wrong and it was fourth year! Oh fuck…" Hermione rambled.
" HAH! You just totally admitted it!" Ginny yelped
" How the fuck did Harry know anyway, he's almost as oblivious as Ron!" Hermione said, narrowing her newly recovered eyes. Ginny just looked at her like she was a complete idiot and made a slight tsking sound. Hermione growled and flopped back onto her pillows, a piece of down floating onto her head. Ginny bounced onto Hermione's bed and shook her trying to sleep friend, the light still on. Hermione batted Ginny's hand away and sat up, grumbling something about how someone probably woke Harry and a couple others up.
"So what do you want me to say?" Hermione said tiredly to Ginny.
" I want you to say that you give me total permission to fix you and Fred up!"
"Nhoooo! It's bad enough that you even know that I still like him, let alone you trying to fix us up!" Hermione snarled, gesturing with her hands as if she were an interpreter for the deaf.
"YESYESYES!" Ginny squealed, then solemnly
"Thank you, Hermione, for your permission to fix you up with my brother."
" Come Ginny, he barely even looks at me except when we were making out in his closet during truth or dare!"
" Are you kidding me? Did you not hear what he asked you during T or D, he basically asked you who, out of the six of them you liked, that's almost, like, asking if you like him completely straight up! And your pretty too, you've got an awesome body, huge knockers, and an immensely sexy voice! Not to mention those brown eyes of yours…"
" Hazel. I've got hazel eyes, that means brown and green, swirled all together." Ginny took a moment to peer into Hermione's droopy eyes and see whether
Hermy knew her own eye color or not, then nodding. Hermione decided to break the comfortable silence, saying;
" Also, why did you say that I have huge knockers and an awesome body, it makes you sound like that one time I accidentally overheard Ron babbling in his sleep about me." Hermione grumbled. Ginny giggled and slumped down on her stomach next to Hermione.
As the two girls lay in bed talking, a strange calm came over tha household, and everyone awake drifted off to sleep within the next hour.
And now, for reviews. First, I feel the need to inform you all that I should explain that I'm only answering reviews every other chapter, because I'm sorry, but it is boring and tedious to write back this late at night (school schedule). But reviews are like weed and munchies to me, so pleez don't stop!
Shouldbeinhollywood: a) why should you be in Hollywood? B) Thanx 4 updating, glad u like my first fic.
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