Hello peeplz, the name that I have selected for my fic will be ' Silly Secrets' and because almost none of you read the thing at the top and gave me any ideas, I had to make it up, it's a good thing I'm creative, otherwise it'd get stuck with a stupid name. If you didn't read this then it's your fault that you won't be able to find this story anymore, I'll leave this up for a day and then change the title. And now, without further ado, chapter 5.
As the two girls lay in bed talking, a strange calm came over the household, and everyone awake drifted off to sleep within the next hour.
Hermione awoke feeling tired and sore. She had slept on her arm weird and it was completely numb, but as cries of breckers being ready and smells like bacon and eggs wafted up to the second story, she found the strength to rouse herself. Ginny turned over and fell off the bed, shrieking as she realized what had just happened. She sat up briskly and looked around, spotting Hermione and grinning sheepishly. Hermione looked down at the disheveled Ginny, and said
" My arm's completely numb, good morning." Ginny stood up stiffly and pulled Hermione out of bed, Ginny had fallen asleep in the bed by accident.
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As all of the Weasleys, Harry, and Hermione sat around the table, George cleared his throat. Ginny and Harry looked up at him, realizing what he was about to do, Harry leaned over and whispered something in Ginny's ear, she turned to him hissing
" I know, I know, just play defense!" George started talking, a weird mixture of pleasure and remorse on his face.
" Y'know Freddie m'boy, Katie was hanging around our store again today, she wanted me to give you this." He said, handing a pink envelope to his brother. George winked as he said
"Smell it, it's scented!" Fred shot his twin a stern glare; this little conversation was bound to get Mrs. Weasley's attention.
" Oh Fred, Katie Bell's a good match, you should snatch her up while she's still interested." Mrs. Weasley added wisely, Ginny rolled her eyes at Hermione, and Hermione felt her cheeks burn.
" Hey Hermy, are you up for a little lingerie shopping? I'm growing and I could use a bit of a change." At the mention of lingerie and Hermione, Fred choked on the scrambled eggs and sausage that he was chewing and started coughing. Ginny giggled and Hermione glared at her.
" As a matter of fact, I could use some new things, but here is not necessarily the place to discuss them." Hermione said calmly, subconsciously egging Fred on. Fred's fork clattered to his plate and he hurriedly excused him self to the bathroom. Ginny giggled and shot George a 'we're winning' type of look, he looked slightly peeved. Harry, ever the 'innocent' by stander, was silently cracking up in his seat, Mr. Weasley saw this and, thinking that he was choking, tried to perform a himelick on the poor boy. Needless to say, this just made Harry's fit of laughter worse.
Fred was still in the bathroom when Hermione went to use it. (A/N no not whacking off you perverts!) He made to stand up from the side of the bathtub when he saw her come in, but she shut the door before he could leave. Taking the hint he sat down again, and she sat down on the toilet seat across from him.
" I'll bet you ten galleons that they've got a bet on us already. " said Fred. Hermione giggled and nodded, looking up and into Fred's greenish eyes.
"Would it be so bad, the two of us?" asked Hermione tentatively
" Only for Ron. " Fred replied
" Our little brother." Hermione said. Fred leaned forward and kissed Hermione sweetly, she returned the kiss and then they broke apart.
"Is it possible to date in secret?" Hermione asked, her forehead leaned against Fred's,
"Not for long." He replied, Hermione gave his lips a peck once again, saying;
" We only have a few weeks until school starts, and once we get there it'll be an easier secret to keep" Hermione decided, Fred grinned, he liked a girl with a sense of excitement,
" How long do you think it'll take them to find out, after we get to Hogwartz?" Fred asked
" Three weeks. You?" -Hermione
" Five weeks. Bet you." -Fred
" How much?" -Hermione
"Seven galleons. " -Fred
"Eight, it's my lucky number." -Hermione
" Done." Hermione kissed Fred again and stood up, about to lead him out the door. She went out and then all of a sudden the door slammed into Fred's nose, he cursed and realized that there must be someone out side the bathroom. He heard Hermione say something having to do with Ginny wanting to see someone in the other room and apperated to his room.
" Ginny does not want to see me right now, we were just together, she would've told me!" Harry exclaimed, hearing a loud pop he finally put two and two together.
" I'm sorry Harry, Fred and I just had a huge argument, when I left he had, um, transfigured the soap into a… uh, hamster and decided to, um, torture it?" Hermione lied.
" Mr. Squiddles! Fred killed Mr. Squiddles!" Harry cried, forgetting his bladder and thundering downstairs to tell someone something about something named Mr. Squiddles. Hermione sighed and walked the short distance to the twins' room, not pausing to knock.
"Fred? Do you know anything about something named Mr. Squiddles?" Fred emerged from one of the two closets in the room without his shirt on, a wad of tissues was in one hand, and it was being pressed against his nose. In the other hand was his bloody shirt.
"Mr. Squiddles was Ron's beloved hamster, he went missing one day when mum was making us clean, why?"
" Because apparently you torture hamsters and now Harry thinks that you killed Mr. Squiddles." Hermione said apologetically, Fred looked at her, baffled.
"Well I had to tell him something!" Hermione half wailed
" So you told him that I was a hamster torturer!" Fred shrieked.
" Keep your voice down, we need to conjure you a fake hamster! " at his look of confusion Hermione glared and said
" I'm not good under pressure! I couldn't think of anything!" Fred snorted with laughter and started to guffaw, Hermione looked at him with hurt in her eyes, then starting to giggle. By the time that Ron, Harry, George, and Ginny had become organized enough to find Hermione and Fred, they were wiping tears of laughter out of their eyes and sharing the last giggles of their jointlaugh attack. (A/N- no pun intended, you stoners!) Ron, seeing his brother half naked, giggling and leaning on Hermione, was unhappy and confused, but all he could think to say was
"You! You killed Mr. Squiddles!" Fred looked up at Ron and started guffawing again, Harry was thoroughly confused and turned to Ginny, saying
" Hermy said that they had just had a big fight." Hermione's sensitive hearing picked Harry's comment up and she quickly began to turn on the acting;
" You monster!" she said, jumping up and pointing a shaky finger at Fred
" You killed that poor soap hamster!" as she tried to mold her giggles into sobs, Fred was getting more confused by the minute.
"Huh? Hermione, I didn't kill the, erm, soap hamster!" Fred said, catching on only slightly.
" Look at my shirt, look at my nose! It gave way worse than it got!"
" I saw you fling it out the window just now!"
" I gave it wings, it can fly!" Hermione looked at him confusedly before continuing;
" Yeah but I doubt it knows how!" before she stormed out of the room fake crying. Ginny followed her immediately, Harry paused to give Fred a confused look before following the girls out, Ron paused for a look as well, only his was of anger. As soon as they left Fred burst into giggles as his twin sat down on the bed across from him.
"Well what was that about Fred?" Fred immediately stopped laughing, sitting up straight and going into the bathroom to wash his face.
" I don't know what you mean George, Hermione's mad at me and I torture rodents, my life's gone completely down the shitter." Fred said innocently, while drying his face. George wasn't buying it.
" Then why were you 2 leaning against each other and giggling when we all came in here?" asked George pointedly, Fred looked at him patronizingly, putting on a new shirt and explaining;
" She was crying and hitting me for throwing the squirrel out the window, I was yelling at her to stop" George yelled triumphantly
" HAH! You said squirrel, not hamster!" Fred blanched and tried to cover it with a laugh, the result was something akin to the face some one would make if they had just eaten a cockroach.
" No I didn't." Fred croaked
"Anyway, I gotta go, you people are making me angry so I must go torture rodents." Fred said, puffing his chest out and apperating out of the room with a large pop. George stared bemusedly at where his twin had just been, thinking to himself 'something's up, and I'm going to find out if it's the last thing that I do.'
L00djafieurheqpoiutyqreuigqoiurehfwiauerhfpaseiruhfypieurhfpieurhfiwpeurhfuwFred appeared in the garden, Walkman in hand, and started walking to the lake, there was a hammock there that he liked to think in. A pop sounded behind him and he spun quickly, drawing his wand. Hermione cocked her head to one side and raised her hands, still walking towards him. Fred lowered his wand and started to walk again, Hermione now caught up.
" Does Ginny know that you left the room?" Fred asked.
" Your sister could sleep through a dozen never-ending howlers and a construction site right outside of her window." Hermione answered, Fred looked confused
" Construction?" he asked, Hermione glanced at him and said
" Muggle thing, you wouldn't understand it, it's too hard to explain." She bit her lip and glanced at him again, Fred saw it and shivered, not from being cold, but from excitement. It was a hot summer day. They reached the hammock and sat down, Fred leaned back and Hermione followed, nestling herself into his chest. He kissed her, and she took his Walkman and opened it, saying
" Are you kidding me? I love Sublime!" Fred looked at her strangely and said
" But their a magical band, the lead singer was a Revenclaw at Hogwartz, but he was an American transfer student."Hermione kissed him, closing the Walkman and setting it aside. She rolled slightly and was on top of him, sliding her hands up his t-shirt and feeling his muscular chest. He slid up her shirt up and started to undo her bra, she paused to lift herself up and take the offending object off through her sleeves. He started needing her breasts and she groaned and pushed herself flush against his body. Fred lost control and Hermione felt his hard-on pushed against her. There was a pop in the distance and they paused, listening as they realized that someone was walking towards them. Hermione kissed Fred good-bye, and stood up, apparating away. Fred panted for a second, then grabbed his Walkman from where it had slid to beside him and stood up, apparating to the bathroom that he shared with his brother.
As Ginny walked towards the lake she could've sworn that she'd heard two large pops, but she was pretty tired, so she just ignored them when she arrived at the lake and saw no one there. She grabbed the gray hoodie that she had come for and started to leave as something caught her eye, on the slightly swaying hammock lay Hermione's purple bra, but Ginny knew that she and Hermione had not been down here today, let alone had time to either sunbathe or swim. Ginny thought about this for a second, and her eyes widened as she came to a conclusion, Hermione hadn't been here with her taking undergarments off, so she must've been here with someone else taking things off…