Warning, this chapter has a graphic blowjob scene, if you don't like it, o well. please don't flame cuz it's my first scene with r-rated fluff and it was difficult to write.About 15 minutes later, Hermione, Ron, harry, Ginny, Mr. and Mrs. Weasley, and the twins were all seated around the table. They were staring at a pink cake that was meant to be for harry's sixteenth birthday, across the top of it some one had scrawled 'Happy Birthday Harry!' in a hideous shade of yellow . The wax of the birthday candles dripped onto the cake as everybody stared at the hideous monstrosity that they were supposed to ingest in a matter of minutes.

"I'm so sorry harry dear, I just didn't have time to make your cake from scratch, I guess I stayed up too late last night because I completely overslept and then there was that tragic incident with the broom cupboard, well, the only thing I could manage was this old cake mix and frosting!" Mrs. Weasley said sorrowfully, harry forced a smile

"it's fine Mrs. Weasley, really, it looks delicious." he said

"yes well it's much better than you'd be getting if you were with those nasty muggles now isn't it? Would you like to blow out the candles or just sit there...staring at it..." molly replied. The twins looked at each other, knowing their mother's menopause must be getting to her again. Harry put on a big fake grin, breathing deeply. All of a sudden he gasped and all of the candles went out, George, who was brandishing a knife at harry, obviously thought that he was the cause of the gasp, but harry was glaring at Ginny instead. George began to cut and serve the cake. Ginny giggled and put her hand back in her own lap. Ron poked at the slice with his fork, experimenting with all the weird slurping noises the cake made and the clink of his fork on the plate. Hermione took a small lady-like bite in her mouth and decided that the cake was good enough for her current pallet, Fred began to devour his second slice, and George chewed a particularly weird bit like it was toffy. Ginny and harry giggled and whispered to each other like bitchy schoolgirls. The Weasley parents simply declined any offers of cake and excused themselves to a comfortable vantage point.

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Ron took his cake and went to his room to blubber to Ted the bear about young love lost and other stupid and unrealistic subjects. The rest went up to the attic, so as not to be eavesdropped on by the parental units. They took the cake, chips, salsa, and soda with them. Fred cast a silencing spell to be sure and settled down with Hermione. George looked at them perplexedly and grinned,

"So you two are like, going out now?" he asked Ginny rolled her eyes and slumped down on Harry's stomach, causing him to make a sort of oomph sound.

"Eh, yeah we are." Fred replied, turning his gaze back to Hermione

"let's change it to when ronnieboy finds out, it's too hard to not tell our friends anyway." he said

"ok, I've no problem with that." Hermione replied.

"Where was I when all this happened?" George asked.

"You were sort of right there." harry replied, regaining his breath.

"God Ginny, do you have to give him a hard-on every time you're in the same room?" Hermione asked, shielding her eyes.

"Well thanks for drawing everyone's attention to it, some friend you are 'mione." harry replied. Ginny giggled and apologized, her brothers looking at them angrily.

"Ginny, truth or dare." Fred started, George, somehow knowing where his twin was going, cast the spell for enchanted truth or dare. Ginny scoffed

"not fair boys...but truth I guess."

"Then how far have you gone with the boy who lived over here?" Fred asked, Ginny glared at him, a glare that could no doubt melt flesh from bone, and replied

"well since I CAN'T get out of it, (sorry harry!) Second base in muggle speak." Ginny grinned at her craftiness, she had answered truthfully, but only Hermione had understood. Ginny leaned toward Hermione and whispered;

"I gave harry a hand job a couple of weeks ago. And then I convinced him that it would be fine if he fingered me on a regular basis."Hermione choked on the chip she had just put in her mouth.

"EWWWW! Really?" Ginny nodded "God Ginny! I didn't want to know that!" Hermione said, looking like she had puked a little in her mouth. Harry looked baffled as ever and the twins started shaking Hermione by the shoulders, saying;

"what does that mean, what does that mean!" (A/N I forgot about the poltergeist so in this story we're pretending that it's been dealt with.) Hermione smacked both of the twins and started yelling at them

"STOP SHAKING ME you ugly little gits! Do you really think I'm going to tell you when harry's within arm's length of both of you? You'll rip his tongue out and his pecker off! And I really don't want to see that today!" the twins had stopped shaking her by now and had turned their gaze to harry, who was cowering in the corner, wand drawn, next to an old jukebox. (most likely one of Mr. Weasley's muggle contraptions.)

Fred- "Well Hermione's told us what she thinks we would do-"

George- "and she's usually right so-"

Fred- "so you get the pecker and I'll get the tongue."

George- "Wait, I don't want the pecker! I'll have to touch it!"

Fred- "I thought you said you were gay."

George- "No, I said MUM thinks I'm gay. And if I were gay do you honestly think I would want to cut off potter's pecker?"

Fred- "Well I'd think you'd rather fancy him and want to keep it or something."

George- "Hey, I resent that, gay people are not freaks like that, you've just seen that 'silence of the sheep' muggle movie one too many times."

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again!" Fred barked at harry, in his best Buffalo Bill impersonation. Hermione hit them both on the back of the head,

"Nobody's getting anything cut off today! And it's silence of the lambs you nitwits!" harry just looked thoroughly confused and cowered in the corner like a Chihuahua for a couple of minutes.

A few hours later the teens decided to go down to the lake and swim, not pausing to invite Ron, who they assumed was having another mental breakdown. The girls were in their room putting on their bathing suits;

"thanks Hermione"Ginny said

"for what?" Hermione replied absentmindedly

"well duh, for not letting my brothers cut off my boyfriend's pecker and tongue, I plan to have a lot of fun with those apanages..." Ginny trailed off

"god Ginny, what is it with you and giving me too much information? And I'm pretty sure the tongue isn't considered an appendage...I'm not sure what it is considered though, I'll need to brush up on that." Hermione said, struggling to tighten the left strap of her suit.

"I thought you wanted to be a teacher when you grew up... for Hogwartz." Ginny said, searching for her other flip-flop (A/N I don't know about you folks, but at least one of my flip-flops always seems to go missing right when I'm about to go somewhere.)

"Well I do but...it never hurts to be well rounded. Hey Ginny, would you tighten this strap for me? It's been giving me hell."

"sure thing herms. You can have your bra back now, I found it on the hammock about a month ago." Ginny replied, handing Hermione the bra.

"Ginny! I've been looking for this one, it's your brother's favorite! " Hermione replied, a little less than grateful. Ginny grimaced;

"I didn't want to know that." she said, and the girls started giggling.

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Ahhh school shopping, finally, me and Ginny can have some more alone time after we're finished. Those were harry's first thoughts waking up, he stretched and walked to the shower.

Ginny was being roughly shaken awake, and she did not like it one bit. She thrashed about under her down comforter, a flurry of teeth and nails and unkempt hair, until she clamped onto the person who had woken her up and pinned him down, finally opening her eyes.

"Oh...sorry hon." she said when she saw that it was harry, he peaked out from under his hands, and started checking to see if he was bleeding. He wasn't. Ginny smiled apologetically down at him, still pining him under her.

"It's...ok..." said harry "you ready to let me up?"

"Not quite," said Ginny, glancing around to make sure they were alone, she decided that everybody else was probably in the kitchen for breakfast. She mauled him with her lips, pushing her body against his and embracing him passionately before breaking suddenly and getting up.

"Harry, we've got 20 minutes before they start looking for us, and that should be plenty of time for you to finish." Ginny said, grabbing her broom from where she stored it under her bed, and tugging harry off her bed by the collar

"finish? What? Ginny, have you seen what you're wearing?" she looked down at herself and, realizing that she was clad only in a tanktop and shorties, decided that she should put on some jeans. She grabbed a bandana off her shelf and tugged it over her head, she then grabbed a pair of Hermione's jeans off the floor and tugged them on.

"Come on harry!" She said as she mounted her broom and opened the window. He got on behind her.

"What are we doing! Where are we going!" ha asked as they took off, Ginny said nothing, but zoomed past the house, past the lake, and toward the forest, she picked a random spot, and flew through the branches toward the ground. Dropped the broom and stood in a small, grassy clearing. Ginny turned to the totally confused harry and started kissing him. She stopped abruptly once again. And looked at him very seriously

"harry, has anyone ever given you a blow job?" he looked at her as if she were out of her mind and replied

"No! Of course not...I mean...well, why do you wanna know anyway? I'm really confused, why are we here?" Ginny kissed him again and sunk to her knees, tugging at the button on his jeans, harry grabbed her hands,

"Ginny what are you doing?" he asked breathlessly, Ginny hung her head,

"I don't know, it's just that, we've been going out for like a month, and I've never given anyone head, and I want you to be first. I'm just being adventurous here, I thought you'd like this." harry loosened his grip on her hands, holding them more lovingly, and said

"I do like this, who wouldn't? But I don't want you to do it unless you want to, I don't need you to."

"Well, I do want to, would I have done this if I didn't? I'm curious is all, and I think a month and a half is a proper period of time, some girls would go down on you before the first date! I'm not like them, but it doesn't mean I won't all together. Or don't want to. " harry grinned sheepishly

"Ginny, I'd be out of my mind to turn you down, I love you."

"of course you love me, I'm about to suck you off." Ginny replied with a smirk. She unzipped his pants and tugged them to his ankles, she parted the boxers and stared at harry's 8 inch hard on. She looked up at him and said

"Tell me when you're gonna cum." and began to lick the tip of his head, rolling her tongue around his member. She put it in her mouth and pumped her head back and forth, easing some of him into her throat with each push, harry began to orgasm quite quickly, he moaned and growled a bit, finally stammering

"I... I'm about to..." Ginny nodded her head slightly and pushed all of him into her throat before taking her mouth off and trying to divert the spew from her face. Most of it landed on Hermione's jeans. Ginny spit out what had gone in her mouth and stood up and dusted herself off. Harry panted and rested himself against a tree for a couple of minutes before tucking himself back in his boxers and pulling up his pants. He looked over at Ginny, who was standing with the broom in her hands and began to giggle, dazedly.

"What Harry? Stop laughing at me!" Ginny said, beginning to laugh as well,

"You've got cum all over your pants!" Harry finally said, before being consumed bu a fit of giggles. Ginny looked down and cursed silently, realizing that she was wearing Hermione's pants.

She flew towards the window of the bathroom that she and Hermione shared, pausing to open it, and finally lighting on the rug in front of the sink, she dismounted and handed harry her broom, he took it and left, placing it under her bed on the way out. She peeled off her clothes and put them in a pile (splooge side up) on the rug. She started the water and jumped in the shower, beginning to wash her hair. Hermione knocked on the door about 5 minutes later before letting herself in and taking a seat on the toilet. Ginny turned the water off and poked her head out, knowing Hermione needed to talk to her.

"Ginny? What's on my pants?" she said, holding the offending object up by it's belt loops. Ginny's whole face flushed a deep red, and she automatically replied:

"mashed potatoes" Hermione looked at her in disbelief

"this really doesn't look like mashed potatoes. It looks like semen." she said, Ginny grinned

"well how would you know what semen looks like anyway?" now it was Hermione's turn to blush;

"Don't judge me!" she whined/shrieked, turning on her heel and dropping the pants on the floor, she tripped and accidently touched a part of Ginny's tanktop that had the same pearly white substance on it, and shrieked;

"eww! Great! Now I have harry's jiz all over my hand, that's disgusting, o my god, Ginny, all I can say is you better hurry up with your shower because we need to go school shopping! And you better scourgify those before your mother sees them!"

"Thanks...?" is all Ginny could think to say as her friend stormed out of the small room. Ginny turned the shower back on and tried to hurry up.

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pettybureaucrat: hermione in the tree was me...last Halloween. it may not have been one of my proudest moments, but it was definitely one of my most fun.

Brilliant Blonde9: I have updated. I'm sorry the whole drug thing made you uncomfortable, and I hope this chapter didn't do the same.

fanficky-chicky: yeah, looking back it is pretty confusing, as I said, I had major writers block, it was really peaced together. I'd fix it if I weren't so lazy.

bianca: thanks for reviewing, glad u like the fic.

Emi-Bum:it is here my friend.

Eye of Anubis: angie, how random is your new name? where on earth did it come from? Egypt, right?

BlueEyedDragonChild: yay for interesting, writhing takes too much energy, I will keep writing though, lol.

crissy:so do many people, I am simply not one of them. here is le next chapter.

liberty-phoenix: I did not know those things, what does ooc stand for? and the whole smoking pot thing is something I really enjoy, don't knock it until you've tried it, you won't get addicted.

sodapop77:i'm thinking that they shall get drunk, and get caught by dumbledore and mcgonigal, but dumbledore and minerva'll be like making out when they catch the kids, so they'll be like "you see nothing and we see nothing." oops, I just revealed a lot of the story, oh well, who really knows what'll happen.

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