SOUTH PARK JOCK WARS

PART II

THE SCARLET IBIS ATTACKS

Hi, this is Eric Cartman again, and here is the wrest of my story. We were standing in the dark foggy parking lot and Dan took of his hobo costume. "Okay, you got me. The sponge monkeys have rebelled and are no longer under my control. " he said. We walked past him and into the Swamp that lay just down the road from the school. Kyle, Butters, and I were almost out when we found this guy huddling under this tree mourning for a dead vermilion colored body.

"Hey we didn't have a swamp here before." I said

"Aw crud we must have gotten in one of those time warp things!" Kyle said.

"Okay so let's just solve whatever the problem is so the story will be over and we don't we can be back in our own time period by the next

"Who the heck are you?" we asked the guy under the tree.

He told us that his brother had died and that his name had been Doodles. At that moment, Butters had climbed up the tree to get a look around and yelled that he had found something. We asked him what it was and he held up a golden ring. "What is it?" I asked him. Butters said that the inscription said that it was the ring of the Blitz King of Anger. He was about to start climbing down when he began to loose his balance and he dropped the ring.

It fell down until it landed on the finger of the dead body. There was a Silence and then a second later the earth began to shake. There was a whooshing sound and a vortex of green light erupted around the body and billowed up into the clouds. The body of Doodles stood up and we all backed away out of fear.

"Brother, Brother! You left me… Now I kill you!" Doodles said as he held his hand with the ring high into the air and made a strange hissing sound.

Two seconds later an unearthly shriek came from the east. There was the sound of huge wings flapping and a dark shadow blocked out the sun. We all looked up to see what it was and were horrified at what we saw. A gigantic scarlet ibis was circling us. The ibis swooped down and landed between us, and Doodles. Doodles got up on top of the ibis and looked at us through his Witch King like helmet. The ibis flapped its wings and it and Doodles evanesced into the thick canopy of the bleeding trees.

"Okay mister who the Hell are you and what just happened?" I asked

"My name is Fred and that was my brother accept I don't think that it was really him. I think that whatever that thing was possessed him and the dead ibis." The guy said

"Okay then what does he want?" Kyle asked.

"I don't know… But we are not safe here. If Doodles has any of his memories left and he is evil then he is mad at two things." Fred said.

"What?" I asked.

"He is angry at me for causing this and he is angry at the guys at club Minus Terrance for not letting him join. That is where we must go." Fred said.

"Hey guys I found another ring!" Butters said.

"Well what does this one say?" Kyle asked him

"It says one bling to rule them all." He responded.

"Aw Crud! I've seen this movie before" I said "But we're not splitting up this time."

We all walked east to Minus Terrance for a long time until We heard a deranged voice start to sing about loving subs cause, they are good to them. We looked out to the west and saw seven black, cloaked figures riding flying radioactive sponge monkeys coming towards us. There was one other rider who was wearing an orange coat leading them.

"I'll handle this Kyle" said as he pulled out one of the AK47s and shot the sponge monkey of the orange rider it let out a retarded shriek and fell to its death. The other riders flew away and we began to walk over to see what we shot down.

"What were those things?" Kyle asked.

"They are the Spaz'gul… Bling wraiths" Fred said

When we got to the sponge monkey, it was a gruesome sight indeed. The amount of blood and gore on the ground was rank with each passing second. We walked over to the body of the rider and were shocked to see who it was. It was Kenny! Kenny made a groaning noise then his head fell back as if he was dead.

"Yeah, great time to have such good aim with that gun." I said.

"Oh my god they you killed Kenny!" Butters said.

"No he didn't!" Kenny said.

"I did this." He said as he let his head go back as it had before. That does not mean that a person is dead"

"Well in the movies it does." Kyle said as we picked Kenny up and carried him with us to Minus Terrance. When we got there we found out that Doodle was now being known as the Blitz King, and that he had been amassing an air armada of flying sponge monkeys to take Minus Terrance by storm.

By the time, we had reiterated our story to everyone the army was below the tree fort. The Blitz King himself was there with the wrest of the Bling Wraiths so that their armies of dorks below wouldn't become uncoordinated.

The dorks pounded at the door for hours until they got through. They burst through and clashed with our side for hours. Eventually we had fought our way into their hordes until we had finished nearly all of them off. At that moment the scarlet ibis shrieked and swooped down.

"Uh is it to late to go back and help fix the door?" Kyle asked

"No you're coming with us!" We said and turned to face the Blitz King.

"No man or woman can kill me!" He hissed.

"Well that shouldn't be a problem. Butters, you fight him we're not sure what gender you are." I said and pushed him forward.

"Doodle I know there is still good in you! Come back to the light side!" Fred cried.

"Brother! Brother! You left me! You left me! Now I kill you!" Doodle said.

We heard the shriek of the scarlet ibis as it swooped down on our group. We all ducked but heard a scream of agony come form Fred. We all looked up and were horrified at what we saw. The Doodle's giant ibis had Pinned Fred to the ground and was awaiting Doodle's order.

"Eat him!" Hissed the Blitz King. "Mwahaha!"

"No! I yelled and ran at the ibis but it was too late. The ibis had already punctured Fred's throat with its razor sharp beak.

"Now fight against my hippie army!" Doodle yelled and then let out a shriek. The area around us began to swarm with hippies and sponge monkeys. We stood our ground for as long as we could against the hippie hoards but it was no use they just kept coming at us from all directions. We had just managed to hold our own when I heard the sickening sound of flesh being ripped apart. I looked over twenty feet to my left and saw a sponge monkey engulf and sever Kenny's head from his neck.

"Oh my god you killed Kenny! You Bastards!" Kyle yelled.

"Die now!" Yelled Doodle.

Suddenly there was a bright flash of light and everything vanished.

"Fido!" Yelled the few remaining Minus Terrance soldiers, as they raised their swords in victory.

"Who's Fido?" I asked.

"Some guy who dresses like a dog." Said some guy. "We stole the real one bling while you guys weren't looking and told him to go flush it down the toilet. That is the only way we could defeat doodle and his master the dark lord Lauron."

"We'll that's interesting…" I started to say but there was a flash of light and we all standing back in the football field by the school. We looked over and saw Dan without his sponge monkeys running at us.

"You guys have to help me!" He gasped.

"Why should we jerk ass?" I asked him.

"Three jock mother ships… I mean limos are on their way they'll be here in three hours." Dan said.

… To be continued…