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It was that episode in the anime where Ash's Bulbasaur was trying to ward off evolving because Bulbasaur was acting like a punk bitch from a place where lifting your titties up to shake the crumbs off the bread you had for dinner was illegal. Soon, the gang arrived and they saw a bunch of Bulbasaur and Ivysaur standing around one another, probably wishing they had some marijuana to smoke.
"Ash, where the hell is your damn Bulbasaur?" asked Misty as she felt her stomach gurgle. She had a bad plate of cheddar nachos and pinto beans for dinner and she could feel the gas in her intestines being pushed down south.
"I don't know, pimp," Ash replied as he couldn't believe it was time for a tornado warning to happen in his local area. "Aww, there he is!" He saw Bulbasaur trying to stop evolving, like he was pressing the B button harder than his nipples during a sex song by Chingy that commemorated the people who never had their ice cubes freeze.
Soon, there were thudding that was kinda loud and sexy.
"What is that, a t-rex?" asked Brock as he was curious as to what that noise was.
"SHut up, this isn't Jurassic Park," Misty said as she needed to fart herself. She closed her eyes and let her asshole expel the smelly gas, sighing with relief as if she had a scab removed from her ankle.
"You are so nasty, Ash, for farting," said Misty as she was trying to trick Ash into believing he farted.
"Bitch, shut up, I know your butthole did it," Brock said.
Soon, the thudding stopped and there was a huge Venusaur!
"Veeeeeeeeeeennnnnnnnnaaaaaaaassssssaaaaaaauuuuuur!" the Pokemon Roared as he began to make the other grass Pokemon sing their fruity song. While this was happening, Ash saw the Venusaur was sweating. He had a feeling what was going on and was preparing for the worst case scenario.
"Venusaur?" said the Pokemon with a question mark. Soon, Venusaur farted and it was probably 130 decibels loud! It hurt his asshole when it came out and he had tears collecting in the corner of his funny eyes. He couldn't imagine farting that loud again and why? He farted two more times, and then his final fart lasted for about 8 seconds at 127 db, causing some of the Bulbasaur and Ivysaur to get hearing loss.
"Ow, that was so loud!" Misty screamed as she was trying to stop hearing the fart.
Venusaur was so embarrassed, and he had to run away to be with Ivysaur and Bulbasaur. So he skedaddled out of there and farted some more. He was going to johto.
Soon, he found Bulbasaur and Ivysaur from the previous chapters. They all three started to fart together and one of them held a fart for 10 whole seconds, the feeling of their anus vibrating causing them to sweat drop. Soon, they all had to take a shit and they stopped farting. Now they had to wonder how to get back home.
PHBBBBBBT!
Just kidding. They all kept farting until the story ended.
