Chapter 2, I don't know who to feel bad for, Sai (with such a spiteful brother) or Sasuke (who has to put up with a creepy ab-obsessed brother) Either way here's the next chapter. This isn't the end yet!

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Note: I do not own Naruto, that would be the one and only and totally awesome Kishi-sama.

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The Headache Continues…

When Sasuke sat up the next morning with a headache from hitting his head when he fell, Sai was cooking pancakes.

Sasuke sat twitching at him for a while trying to get over the fact that this was not a dream.

"What'd you do with all my stuff?" he asked at last. Sai turned around wearing his awful pink apron giving his twin a fake smile.

"We moved it outside," answered Naruto from where he sat at the table eating pancakes. Why the hell is Naruto in my house! Or Sai for that matter?

Sasuke got up to see. He walked barefoot to the door and opened it to see all of his belongings in the lawn, where if you recall the sprinklers were running…

Sasuke almost passed out again. But he restrained such a dramatic move into banging his head against the wall.

"How? How? How?" he muttered.

"Careful there or you'll give yourself a concussion," called a pink haired kunoichi running up the path to the house.

"Sakura," said Sasuke with relief. Finally, someone who was normal. "What are you doing here?" he asked hoping she had come to evict Sai from his house. She raised a wrapped up plate of cookies.

"I brought a house warming gift for Sai," she returned. "Oh yeah, and something for his abs too," she said pulling out ab wax to make them shine with the light from the morning sun. With a loud, annoyed groan Sasuke banged his head against the wall again.

After Sakura had gone in and Sasuke's forehead had begun to hurt, he considered the soggy problem in front of him. He had no idea how he was supposed to drag all his stuff back in.

As Sai, Sakura and Naruto were laughing over pancakes and talking about other rooms that could be redecorated; they saw a lone figure dragging his soggy mattress down the hall. Sasuke looked in one room after another; many had already been 'redecorated' by Sai. Until at last, he reached the most haunted room of his entire house.

Itachi's room.

Twitching Sasuke turned to keep dragging the mattress but the rest of the hall ended in his parents' room, which brought back worse memories.

"So niisan's room it is," he muttered pushing open the door. Itachi's room was as it was the day he left. His bed neatly made everything in order as Itachi would have it. No signs existed of the madness that must have possessed him. At least, not any that Sasuke could see. Sasuke looked from his soggy mattress to Itachi's clean made bed. Soggy…Itachi…soggy…Itachi…soggy………Itachi Sasuke left his mattress. He wondered if Itachi's mattress was bumpy and caused those who slept on it to become complete psychopaths. At that moment he suddenly did not care, and turned around to grab the rest of his junk.

It was basically a couple of swords, a dresser of now damp clothes, a box of photos, and a whole lot of shinobi gear. As he was doing so, Sakura and Naruto aided Sai in painting his living room green with giant yellow polka dots. The other Uchiha was too busy cleaning up Itachi's room, changing the sheets on the bed and sweeping out the cobwebs.

It took a long time, but when Sasuke finished he was pleased with his work. He walked over to the bed to lie down, and as he crossed the rug there was an ominous creeeak. Sasuke stopped and stepped back. Creeeeak. Sasuke knelt down and pulled back the rug. There on the floor was a hinge. Raising an eyebrow, Sasuke pulled back the board. And out from the floor shown a brilliantly white light radiating from the hole in Itachi's floor! No wait; go back, that's not right. Sasuke's eyebrows rose so high they almost fell off his face as he peered into the hole in Itachi's floor. In the floor, in neat rows, were hundreds of small bottles of all sorts of colors, and the fumes were overpowering. Nail polish! Sasuke's eyes were as big as dinner plates. That's just wrong… He pulled out the box and carried it out to the dumpster where he dumped them all in. No wonder Itachi went mad; he'd been sniffing too much nail polish… that might explain something about Ino… Sasuke marched back to his house where Sai was digging up his lawn. Sasuke was still too distracted to notice, recalling a certain hole in his own floor.

Sasuke snuck into his own room, looking with disgust at all the posters of Sai's abs tacked to the walls. He seriously has problems. Sasuke went to the closet, opening the doors to the horror of all the cut-off shirts. Ew, that's just wrong. Bending down he undid a chakra lock on the floor board and pulled it up. There was his box. Sasuke let out a sigh of relief, Sai had not found his own secret stash.

Picking up the box Sasuke headed back to his new room smirking confidently. His cherry blossom secret was safe…for now.

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When Sasuke returned to his room, he opened the box to make sure that his prize was still there. Sasuke let out a scream of horror and fell to the floor foaming at the mouth, when he saw the box…

full of snap shots…

of Sai's abs.

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-twitches- To be continued...

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-Hammy Uchiha