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Dedication: Flag. I heart you. My twin, just as FCKED UP AS ME. hehe. We crazy d

I woke up. I tried to pretend like it was just a dream, what had happened the night before, but it didn't work. I sat up. Nope, it wasn't a dream, I thought. I got up and went to my closet to pick out some clothes. I went out into the living room and sat at the computer. Everything seemed the same as usual. I vaguely wondered, how can the world keep moving and keep being happy, when my world was about to end.

I got on the bus and went to school. When I told my friends they didn't believe me, so I just decided to drop it and change the subject. They started talking about boys and classes, and I just sat there in my own little hell. Soaking up the misery.

When I got to school Jessica ran at me and jumped on my back.The perfect start for a perfect day. At lunch she tripped me in front of a bunch of people. I was wearing a skirt it kind of hurt. I walked with a limp for about three hours afterward, how fun.

I told Erin that I was moving, when we were sitting listening to the boring assembly messages, then she told Jordan. Jordan then did the stupidest thing ever. He ran into the meanest teacher EVER's class and yelled "I've got TERRIBLE news! Jay is MOVING AWAY!" And left. What an idiot, I thought.

I got through the day alright. If you could call the worst second day of school in the history of school alright. But it was fine. I got home and immediately got into a fight with my parents. I didn't want to move five hundred miles away from where I lived. It sucks majorly.

I sat at the computer. Should I sign in? I wasn't sure. I decided that I would. And I would simply refuse to talk about anything. I signed on and my buddie Flag clicked on my. Man was she ever funny. She cursed more than a sailor. She started talking about naming a cat superdope after me because it was retarded. Man, Flag makes me laugh when I'm feeling emo, I thought. Flag also has a sneaky neutered cat named Cream. He is a very pretty cat. Flag is a very cool girl. She has cool hair. I think she is a REAL redhead.

So we started talking about shiny objects distracting us. And she brought up that heroine baggies distract us because theyre shiny. So we had a lovely little conversation about Fox holes and sneaking me food and it was very righteous.

And guess what? When Flag had to go, I was happy again. For a while at least. So Flag makes people happy, go review her stories!