Memo to Hisoka
Recipient: Kurosaki Hisoka, Second Block, Kyushu Region
From: Tatsumi Seiichirou, Secretarial Department
Kurosaki-kun,
Recently, it has come to my attention that tomorrow is again, unfortunately, Bun Day. Apparently Wakaba-san has discovered that Cinnabon's new range of long awaited pastries is to be released the following morning, and will be thoughtfully stopping by the bakery on her way to work to pick some up for us then, as is her custom when she receives her bonus. Prior to that, I suggest that you'd better consider making some arrangements.
The last time Bun Day rolled around, as you recall, a certain amethyst-eyed employee demolished all remaining peace we had by belting out insanely cheery tunes at the top of his lungs on his way to the refreshment room, which as you know, so happens to be located along the same corridor as my workstation. (To my embarrassment, I can faintly recollect some nonsense about 'the magic of the moon', whatever that means, and plenty of 'sha la la la's – I highly suspect that Tsuzuki has been listening to Fumiya's Top 100 Radio Tunes again.) In all honesty, I consider myself extremely lucky that he did not fling open my door and ask me to join him in his foray.
Now, Kachou has presently assigned me the task of dealing with Watari's seventeenth destruction of the Shokan Division's science laboratory. From past experiences with his account, I predict that the general paperwork will take me at least a full day to complete, never mind the official report and the like. Needless to say, I require absolute peace and quiet tomorrow, which will automatically give you the task of making sure that Tsuzuki does not come within six feet of my office door. I trust that you will do a fine job of it.
…it might help to mention that if he disturbs me yet again, I will personally appeal to dock his pay (and possibly Watari-san's as well). After all, I am currently holding the secretarial position.
Have a pleasant week.
Yours,
Tatsumi