New authors note…as you can guess, randy is back on Raw here but since it's been awhile since they've talked, time has fast forwarded and I'm basically using my own storylines and everything….gotta problem… meh you can quit reading lol…
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Title: Instant Messenger 9?
Author: Harmoni
Category: WWE
Rating: T for teen...cuz I like to swear hehehe
Summary: A nice messenger chat with WWE imposters becomes her way for escape. Cause that's all they were, Imposters. she wasn't that dense, she just wanted to pretend and play along cuz that's what they were doing.. Right?
Disclaimer: the OC's belong to me… wrestlers belong to the WWE and themselves,
Spoilers: Randy is suspended, and I'll prolly just make it up as I go along… I might follow some things that happen and discard the rest. My fan fic, my rules ha ha ha)
Feedback: Please
Author's Note: Ahem if this completely sucks, I'm blaming it on my feverish mind… I wrote this while sick. There is an explanation behind this story that I may perhaps share at a later date. I dreamed half of it… but that's how a lot of my fics start...and before people go on about another Randy story… SOOOO not my fault… My Randy Muse is running rampant and SOOOO not my fault… please tell me what you honestly think it's written in 1st person which I usually don't do… oh and this part is unbetaed…my poor girls internet is down.
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Jen: Well? How was it? you've been awfully quiet.
Lana: Meh.
Jen: hold on let me bring in Krista, she wants all the details too…
Oh boy this was going to be fun. Jen and Krista were my closest online friends. They were the only ones who I had ever come close to telling but then chickened out in the end. They knew I had gone to the house show last night and that I was sitting front row so of course I'm sure they were dying to know what was going on.
Krista: Hey psycho so Jen said you were about to give up all the details on the show. Didja get to touch any of them?
Lana: You can say that.
Jen: Well tell us.
I bit my bottom lip at a loss for what to say.. I can tell them and the whole story can some up or I can lie to them again. They've been wonderful and I was sick of lying to them all the time about where I was and how I was feeling.
Lana: Remember awhile back when I told you guys I met these WWE imposters online?
Jen: yes…
Krista: oh god are you gonna tell us what I think you are?
Jen: What?
Krista: either she thought they were real and made a complete fool out of herself or they WERE real.
Lana: Bingo!
Jen: No way.
Krista: How?
Jen: we want details…NOW!
Lana: well my cousin and I went to a signing for Trish and Randy and when we got there, he recognized my name and picture and I well kind of passed out and when I woke up I was at home again and thought it was all a dream.
Krista: You passed out? That is fucking hilarious…
Lana: scowls it wasn't at the time.
Jen: wait a sec, Randy Orton recognized you? How the hell did that happen?
Lana: apparently someone likes me.
Krista: NO FUCKING WAY!
Did I mention Krista loves to swear?
Lana: Yeah huh. When I thought he was fake and he was telling me all that I basically freaked and called him on being fake. We quit talking but little did I know my cousin continued talking to him and got us the front row seats and backstage passes…when I realized she tricked me I got pissed off but I didn't quite get why Trish, Masters, and John all kept looking after me. John and Randy wrestled and after the match John gave me his hat, I was almost attacked by a mob cuz of that and Randy saved me.
Krista: Now you're making this shit up.
Jen: Krista shut up I wanna hear this.
Lana: Randy saved me, I freaked out at my cousin for lying to me, we almost got into a fist fight until him and John pulled us apart. Randy took me to talk we got into a big argument, then he kissed me, I slapped him, then I ran off…
Krista: Then you woke up.
Lana: How I wish… I'm not that lucky.
Jen: That sounds like you're very lucky. Why would you slap Randy for kissing you?
Krista: Are you crazy?
Lana: I freaked.
Krista: No shit, but hello, hot guy.
Jen: the guy you've been lusting over since like ever.
Lana: Or since I came across him.
Krista: So you slapped him…why?
Lana: I had my reasons….
Krista: Which are?
Jen: I think you wouldn't have done it unless something happed. Was he being a sleaze? I heard he was an asshole backstage.
Lana: no he was nothing but sweet. I did that for both our own goods. I'm not starting something with Randy Orton. No good will come of it.
Krista: Are you on crack? If Batista kissed me I'd be all over that in a heartbeat. And I'd never leave that sexy man alone after that.
Jen: Why Lana? What's going on? You know we're here to talk whenever you need us? What happened?
Lana: If Randy ever saw me, I mean really saw me, if he knew, he'd run the other way. He'd hate me.
Jen: honey, why would you say that?
Krista: Yeah no bashing.
Lana: God if you guys knew you'd hate me too.
Krista: No we won't we could never hate you..
Jen: What could be so bad?
Lana: how about me being a liar who never told anyone the truth about me.
Krista: I knew it, you're a 50 year old man.
Lana: you got me p
Jen: honey what is it really?
Lana: I don't want anything to happen between me and Randy because I don't want to see the look on his face when he finds out about me.
Jen: hun just tell us already, we're not gonna hate you.
Lana: I didn't want Randy to find out I have/had cancer.
Krista: and….?
Lana: And what?
Krista: and you killed someone in a fit of anger?
Lana: What/ no what the hell are you talking about?
Jen: Lana I think what Krista is trying to so tactfully to say is basically why would we hate you if you have cancer? You're our friend. If you didn't want to tell us right away that's fine, I know it's a stressful time for you and all but that doesn't mean you have to stop living. I'm positive Randy won't hate you for it either.
Krista: Jen's right. You are our friend. I'm glad you trust us enough to tell us. WE don't think you're a liar or anything and if he does well then those rumors about him being a dick are true.. but OMG the real Randy Orton?
Lana: hugs thanks girlies. And yes the real thing.. it was him.
Krista: Do you like him?
Lana: well yeah, I've lusted after him for god knows how long, but all that aside. I loved talking to him and he says that was the main reason he was drawn to me because I didn't treat him any differently then I would anyone else.. but of course I wouldn't I had no clue it was really him. WE had fun talking and it was sweet, he was sweet.
Jess: Then why push him away. Why would he react badly?
Lana: Cuz I'm ugly, I'm bald and I have this huge ugly scar in my chest from where they administered the chemo. I went into remission 2 days ago.
Jen: cheers congrats, lady.
Krista: Yeah psycho, same here. You know we're always here for you.
Jen: Now you gotta make it like the movies and go get your man.
Lana: Are you kidding? After I bitch slapped him? Lol
Krista: Was the kiss good?
Lana: like you wouldn't believe.
Krista: Then message his ass.
Lana: I'm scare. The night before I had a dream. One where he found out and it scared me. He was so mean, and I was so hurt….
Krista: And you're so gone…
Jen: Sounds like love to me.
Lana: Shut up, it does not… he only said he wanted to get to know me better… as friends.
Jen: hmm I don't usually go around kissing my friends or potential friends, do you Krista?
Krista: Yeah but that's another story.. LMAO! But I doubt Psycho does… she' not that type of girl.
Lana: p how would you know?
Krista: Intuition. So?
Lana: So what?
Krista: Do I gotta spell everything out for you? When the hell are you gonna get in touch with him?
Lana: ummm how bout..NEVER…
Jen: is that what you want?
Lana: Does it matter what I want? It's how it has to be.
Jen: Nuh uh.
Lana: girlie if you really saw me, you'd get it.
Krista: How old is that picture?
Lana: before the cancer obviously… it's about a year old.
Jen: He's already seen you, he's not gonna care.
Lana: Ladies please give it up.
Krista: What about your cousin?
Lana: I dunno haven't talked to her yet today. I'll deal with her later…
Krista: You really pissed?
Lana: ahh Yeah…. She tricked me…
Jen: ahh redhead…
Lana: hey I resent that….
Jen: Do you deny it?
Lana: well no…. OMFG.. I don't believe it… I gotta go..
Krista: What's going on?
Lana: I'll tell you later?
Jen: are you feeling okay?
Lana: Yes, I'm feeling fine and you guys aren't allowed to ask me that
Or pity me or anything. I won't allow it.
Krista: Fine Psycho but what's going on?
Lana: I just got a message, I'll ttyl.
Jen: it's from Randy, isn't it…
Krista: We're waiting for you…
I wasn't lying I did have a message and it took me awhile to get the nerve to open it up. I stared at it, unsure of what to do…open it? Close it and sign out.
I quickly opened it and shut my eyes, counting to 3 before I opened them again.
Randy: we need to talk. Either you talk to me on here or John will call your cousin and get the number. He has Danni's number. So what will it be?
My eyes widened in disbelief.
Oh god this couldn't be happening.
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