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Title: Instant Messenger 13?

Author: Harmoni

Category: WWE

Rating: T for teen...cuz I like to swear hehehe

Summary: A nice messenger chat with WWE imposters becomes her way for escape. Cause that's all they were, Imposters. she wasn't that dense, she just wanted to pretend and play along cuz that's what they were doing.. Right?

Disclaimer: the OC's belong to me. wrestlers belong to the WWE and themselves,

Spoilers: Randy is suspended, and I'll prolly just make it up as I go along. I might follow some things that happen and discard the rest. My fan fic, my rules ha ha ha)

Feedback: Please

Author's Note: Ahem if this completely sucks, I'm blaming it on my feverish mind… I wrote this while sick. There is an explanation behind this story that I may perhaps share at a later date. I dreamed half of it but that's how a lot of my fics start...and before people go on about another Randy story…. SOOOO not my fault My Randy Muse is running rampant and SOOOO not my fault… please tell me what you honestly think it's written in 1st person which I usually don't do.

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It has been a couple months since Randy came to visit me. I gained back some weight, my hair grew back, I told everyone what I had gone through and everyone was okay and super supportive especially Randy who has already flown me to some of his shows and has come to visit me. We're together now, madly in love and getting married, and we live happily ever after……

Wow you actually believe that bullshit I just spewed out? I'm glad one of us did. My hair is like an inch long now but I still wear a wig most of the time. I gained back a bit of weight but still have a figure of a boy. I have no boobs for god sakes. I've told no one and I'm not going to , especially not Randy. Haven't gone to see him, he hasn't come back to see me. I lied and told him I was working again. We talk a lot online and when he's not at home or at a show, we talk on the phone. Trust me, I didn't want to see his phone bill.

He's fun to talk to and I talk to a lot of them now mostly Randy and John, who I've talked to on the phone a few times. I know Danni still talks to him online once in awhile and she says they're only just friends. I also talk to Trish a bit to. She's really cool and really sweet. An awesome role model. I told her that one time and she laughed at me.

I didn't even know Danni talked to Randy online until one day when he came on and asked me again to come visit him at one of his upcoming shows but I told him I couldn't I had to work.

Randy: No you don't.

Lana: Yes I do.

Randy: All this time you never told me what you do.

Lana: I'm sure I did, I got my old job back in the call center.

Randy: Why are you lying?"

Lana: Why are you calling me a liar?

Randy: I just talked to Danni.

I grew angry vowing this time to kill my cousin and her meddling ways, although it was my fault for not telling her in the first place.

Randy: Why did you tell me you had a job?

Lana: Cuz I didn't want you thinking I was a lazy bum.

Randy: Or because you didn't want to come see me.

Lana: Or because I didn't want you thinking I was a lazy bum. I was just trying to fit in with my story when Danni got the time off I was going to tell you I did.

Randy: She said she has the week after next off.

Curses! You blasted cousin.

Lana: Oh guess she forgot to tell me.

Randy: So you'll come then?

Lana: I can't afford it.

Randy: I got it covered.

Lana: I don't feel right taking your money.

Randy: Consider it a loan and consider the tickets booked. I'll email you the information.

Curses! You blasted stubborn WWE superstar. Can't you ever give up?

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"You better not be grumpy when we land." Danni warned me as we were on the plane to California.

I sent her a glare before turning into a big fake smile. My cheerleader smile as she calls it. Yes I used to cheerlead. We all make mistakes.

"Fake much?" Danni muttered. "You scowl way too much now."

"I'm doing it all now so I'm fine when we get off."

Over all I really didn't have much reason to look grumpy. I was getting to see Randy again. Okay that made me a little grumpy because I didn't want him finding out. But hello, free Raw events. They had house shows and Raw in the same area and I would finally meet Jen and Krista who were both coming to Raw. I even begged Randy for some extra passes and he said he would see what he could do.

The plane landed and we disembarked, Danni warning me to be nice as we walked out. Hey I was fine when it was just Randy and I, she wasn't there.

I let out a small screech as I was lifted in the air from behind, taken by complete surprise. I turned my head expecting to see Randy but he was a few feet back a smile on his face as John held me in his arms.

"You could've given me a heart attack, you big oaf." I teased him stealing his hat off his head and putting it on my head.

"Aww Princess, I didn't know you cared." He grinned showing his dimples as he handed me off to Randy and gave Danni a big hug.

"I think that hats too big for you." Randy teased as I put my arms around his neck and gave him a hug.

"Well it ain't my fault someone has a big head." I replied with a big grin. "But he needs it to fit his oversized ego."

John turned around, an evil glint in his eyes. "Whaddya just say Princess?"

Randy put me down and I stood behind him. "Oh I think you heard me, or could the words not get passed your huge ego?"

He dived at me and I took off running across the airport, knowing he would catch me fairly quickly. He was a wrestler, I was still not in good enough shape where I could run fast. And sure enough 15 feet away, John grabbed me around the waist and swung me around, throwing me over his shoulder.

"You wanna repeat that Princess?"

"God have you gone deaf? Put me down."

"How bout no?"

I quit struggling. "Fine I'll just enjoy the view."

He stopped knowing exactly what I was talking about.

"I'll slap it." I warned him, lifting my arm.

"Damn woman." he complained, handing me off to Randy, who then put me down.

I stuck my tongue out as I lifted up my carry on bag.

"Plain evil." He muttered.

I grinned, picking that hat up and putting it backwards on my head. "I take it as a compliment."

Randy grabbed my bag from me. "Come on, we have to get to the arena."

"Are you guys fighting each other again?" I asked.

John nodded. "Triple threat. Edge is in it too."

"You two better play nice."

I noticed Danni looking at me like I had grown another head.

"What?" I asked.

"Cheerleader?" She questioned, wondering if I was being fake.

I shook my head, "nope told you I got it out of my system."

"Wait, who's a cheerleader?" John asked with a big grin.

"Lana used to be back in high school." Danni said.

"Ready, okay." I joked, putting on the fake smile and doing the hand movements, causing all 4 of us to burst out laughing.

"So what are we doing while you two are kicking the crap out of each other?" Danni asked.

"Watching backstage, or wherever you want." John replied with a shrug as we waited for out luggage.

"You look good." Randy said quietly to me.

"Thanks." I replied with a blush.

"No, I'm serious, you look, I dunno healthier and like you've put on weight."

"I don't think that's something you should say to a girl."

"No I mean you looked unhealthy skinny before but now you look really good."

"Well it's a good thing I don't get offended easily." I laughed. "But thanks I know what you mean. I feel better."

He smiled at me and we grabbed our gear, heading out to the rental car they had. I sat in the front while Randy drove and the other two were in the back, whispering too each other.

"So what else have you been up to besides pretending to work?" Randy asked with a raised brow.

I looked down. "Nothing actually. I'm just… umm having trouble finding a job."

"So why say you have one?"

"Because I didn't want you thinking I was a total loser."

"Lana, I don't and I doubt I ever will."

"Aww mushy moment." Danni yelled.

"You guys want some alone time?" John asked making kissing noises.

I sent them the middle finger as I looked at Randy. "And he's supposed to be the oldest one?"

"I know." Randy replied, a look of sadness on his face. "It's sad, it's really, really sad."

He was replied with a smack on the back of the head.

"Shut up Orton, you're worse then me, you're just trying to impress your girl there."

"Shut up John." I said, my face going red. "We're friends and only friends."

I turned back to Randy, ignoring the two in the back. "Remember how I told you my friends were coming to Raw on Monday?"

He reached into his pockets and pulled out two guest passes. My eyes widened as he again reached into his pocket and pulled out two tickets for front row seats.

"You didn't." I screeched, throwing my arms around him. He returned my hug with one hand as he tried to keep the car straight.

"Actually I didn't, John did. You two are here this weekend as my guests so John had to get these for your friends."

"Thanks John." I called back.

"What no hug for me?" he asked.

"No but I'm sure Danni would be happy to oblige."

"Shut up Lana."

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