Lo' people! I'm gonna come straight out and answer the question I have received. Na, I didn't really plan for it to be serious, I just kinda wanted to type something the day I posted it, and I was in a good mood when I typed chapter two, so it kinda worked out really weird. The first three chapters where really just kinda describing what kind of story this is. Number four is probably going to be the actual story. I dunno, it could be like these ones, it all depends on how I feel. Brace yourselves!WAIT! sorry this came out so late.
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LOOKIE, LOOKIE! THE STORIES ABOUT TO BEGIN!
"Sorreltail? Sorreltail? Sorreltail. Sorreltail. SORRELTAIL YOU PILE OF MOUSE DUNG! WAKE UP!"
"No, I don't want to go on a hunting patrol Brackenfur let me sleep."
"Sorreltail you realize that this is ummmmmm…Tigerstar!" The mysterious voice mewed, far from quiet.
"That's right I'm Tigerstar, here to ummmmmm………kill you?"
"Spottedpaw you can do better than that!"
"Why don't you try it Rippedpaw?" She spat, angry If not furious.
"Because…uhhh… my other eye hurts right now and I can't see very well. Okay?"
"No not really. See theres a tick stuck at the base of my tail and…."
"I don't care how you feel!" Get Sorreltail up before Firestar gives us tick duty for being late."
"Well, if you don't want tick duty then come and help me!"
"Fine… watch and learn."
"I'll try. But it's hard when you aren't teaching anything."
"Sorreltail, you are about a mouse length from looking like Brightheart. Get up. NOW."
"Huh-wha?"
"Beginners luck!"
"Didn't look like it."
"What are you two doing this is the warriors den!" She yowled.
"Sorreltail! Sorreltail! Don't scare all the prey off! Firestar wants you. Sorry, sorry."
"That's ok… I guess. As long as you go away now, I won't rip you to shreds for inturupting the best dream ever."
"Ummmm… is it ok if I wake up Sootfur too?"
"I guess, he wakes up pretty fast. Stand back though." Sorreltail mewed still slightly annoyed.
"Sootfur? Firestar wants you." She purred. The two apprentices looked shooked at the warriors tone.
"No one purrs Sootfur…… I think…maybe his brother does." Spottedpaw whispered to Rippedpaw.
"I guess Sorreltail does." He replied calmly to the odd she-cat, giving away not even a speck the he was as shocked as her.
Sootfurs leg twitched a little but besides that he didn't move.
"Uhhhhhh…… Sorreltail?"
The tortoiseshell warriors head snapped in Spottedpaws dierection.
"What?" She hissed.
"Maybe Rippedpaw should try." She mewed a twinge of regret following. Sorreltails morning moods weren't the greatest in the world.
"Why? Don't think I'm doing good enough?" She hissed.
"No! Ummmmmm….yes! Oh dung I'm dead."
A loud yowl awoke……all who inhabit Thunderclan. Now I tell you this girl is crazy! I think I'm gonna quit! Unless someone hands me an overly large check………oh… well…it's decided then! I'll take my overly large check and narrate this story till I die! If that's ok with everyone………Anyway! A loud yowl awoke Firestar, the leader of Thunderclan. He sleepily poked his muzzle outside of his cave thing, then followed by his body, and then his tail, and then probably followed by some fleas who are hoping to get a meal. The sight he saw was… extremely odd! What he saw was this, all of Thunderclan was gathered in a circle…watching Sorreltail trying to kill Spottedpaw.
"Not again!" Firestar groaned, not eager to make both a warrior and an apprentice get tick duty.
He leaped on to the highrock and let out an angry yowl. Unfortunately Spottedpaw stopped and Sorreltail didn't.
"Gotcha!" Sorreltail yowled as she pounced at Spottedpaw, unfortunately for her, missing by a mouse length.
"Sorreltail!" Yowled Firestar, "Listen to me you two! Or one!" He said giving Sorreltail a glare "This happened yesterday and I let you off easy! But it's not going to be the same today! So I'm going to come straight out and give you your punishments! Sorreltail, you get tick duty! Spottedpaw, you get……… to help Cinderpelt and Leafpaw? I don't know anymore, I'm to angry! Just make yourself usefull both of you! And Spottedpaw that doesn't mean staying out of everyone's way so they can get things done faster by sleeping!" He mewed as he saw her ears flick happily. His tail tip twitched as he leapt down from the highrock, and started toward his den, Sandstorm glancing after him.
"Nice going Spottedpaw, now I've got tick duty. Thanks a lot!"
"Well at least today's not mouse bile day." She muttered silently thanking StarClan.
"Spottedpaw hurry!" Leafpaw mewed obviously happy that she had someone to talk to while she, gathered moss, leaves, ect. ect. "Today's mouse bile day!"
Her mouth dropped. Yesterday was supposed to be mouse bile day!
"B-but Leafpaw! Yesterday was mouse bile day!"
"Yes, but the elders didn't have any ticks yesterday, so were doing that today! Once we finish that you'll be free!" She cursed under her breath, she always had the worst luck. Not only did she have to put up with mouse bile, which made her vomit, no serious. But she also had to work with Sorreltail, who would do her best to make her day, mouse dung. She had no choice. She reluctantly followed Leafpaw to the elders den.
Why is it that whenever cats go to find Firestar in the new prophecy that he is always with Sandstorm? The world may never know, heck Starclan may never know! God may never know! Or will they? Anyway, I'm in a good mood right now and if you want the fourth chapter soon then…uhhh……wait patiently until it's up? Review……… if you dare!WAIT! DON'T REVIEW YET! I need myspace friends, any volunteers?the name I have given myself there is: If you even… care I'mdead.Sooo…REVIEW…IF YOU DARE!