Chapter Three
(Chef Bonju is now telling his side of the story)
Bonju: Sure, I can tell ya about it. Let's see...
Hoban: ...
Me: -prod- HOBAN! Say your lines!
Hoban: This is the THIRD frikin' time! I'm sick of repeating myself!
Me: Just DO IT! We're trying to do a spoof here.
Hoban: Bah, you can all blow me! -walks off-
Orrin: -secretly hides joy-
And after he stormed out, we resumed eating-
Me: Can we SKIP this part?
No.
Me: Please?
NO!
Me: FUCK YOU!
EWW. NO WAY.
Orrin: Heh heh...I'll do it...
Boy, you betta back da fuck off...
Me: Okay, moving on...
After our fabulous and wonderfully glorious meal--
Me: Big ego, much?
STFU. D:
Me: WUSS.
It WAS good. I'm a good cook!
Me: Says who?
My...my mother... BUT THAT'S NOT IMPORTANT. I saw Linae and Anshu conspiring about something. It was real suspicious if ya ask me.
Me: But I didn't ask you, did I?
Well, no... ANYHOW, I made sure the dishes were all extra-clean, like I always do. Last thing you want at sea is filthy dishes making ya sick--
Kentari: -runs by clutching stomach- BAAATHROOOOM!
Me: Just let it out easy...
(Strained farting sounds come from the bathroom)
Me: Huh, guess that one fork wasn't too clean...
I said the silverware could wait... So I ran on deck...
Cap'n told us to secure the rigging and supplies, but it was tough in that weather.
Me: Did you see Hoban at all during this time?
Maybe...
Me: Well? Yes or no?
I did...
Me: When?
When I was cleaning up after a broken crate. I'm pretty sure it was over by the starboard railing. I didn't go near him though. He was too busy being mad.
Hoban: RAWR. I'M MAD.
I saw him again about an hour later, four o'clock or so. He was still griping about something, this time at the port railing. I didn't need the hassle, so I steered clear.
And hour after that--
Me: Wait wait wait...he's been mad for this freakin' long?
Hoban: RAWR. I'M MAD.
Yes... But he calmed down, so I approached him. He asked me if I thought he was a good fuck--
Hoban: WTF? I asked you if you thought I was bad LUCK.
Bonju: o.o... Really?
Hoban: Yeeesss... T.T
Bonju: Oops. :D
Anyway, he asked me if I thought he was bad luck. It seems Linae said he was, and that's what got him all irritable. So, that's the long and short of it.
Me: ACTUALLY...if you don't mind, I've got one more question...
MMM'KAY.
Me: Kentari saw you leaving the storeroom with something. Care to explain?
Oh, yeah, that...
Me: Oh. Yeah. THAT.
...Well...my best knife disappeared, and I needed something to stabbity stab with. So I just snuck in and borrowed a little something...
Me: I see...very well, then. That's all...thank you.
EAT AT BONJU'S.
End of chapter three. o.o;