Chapter Five (w00t!)
Linae is now telling us HER side of the story. Fun, ya?
Linae: Hmm, let me think for a moment. Ahh, yes... We were at the table...
Hoban: -crosses arms-
Me: -sigh- Hoban...
Hoban: -shakes head- No.
Me: Say your lines, Hoban.
Hoban: Nope.
Me: Say your lines.
Hoban: Uh-uh.
Me: Say your--
Hoban: Nope.
Me: Say--
Hoban: No!
Me: Just say--
Hoban: NO.
Me: SAY YOUR DAMN LINES, HOBAN! SAY YOUR DAMN FUCKING LINES!
Hoban: FINE! Let'ssseeyoulaughwhenIsailyouintoastorm. THERE! -walks off angrily-
So then, after Hoban uttered his faithful hex-
Me: FOR GOD'S SAKE I KNOW! You ate, and ate, and--
King Skarl: FOOOD! WHERE? -sniffs air-
Tormund: -throws a brick at Skarl-
Well, I left the gallery and went back to my cabin...
Me: Did you speak to anyone before that?
Did I?
Me: Did you?
Oh yes, that's right... I did. Anshu and I were discussing how awful the food's been lately--
Bonju: WHAT? My food is WONDERFUL! MY MOMMY SAID SO!
Linae: Uh-huh, and das' why yo mama DEAD.
Bonju: But...but... -runs off crying like a girl-
Anyway...that anchovy casserole really did a number on my--
Me: Whoa! More than enough information...
Linae: -fart-
Me: (sarcastic) Yeah, that's nice...
Linae: -continues farting-
Me: Can we just--
Linae: -FAAARRRRT-
Me: Ugh...-sprays Lysol- Can we PLEASE just--
Linae: I just sharted! D:
Me: You what?
Linae: I sharted.
Me: Aw, HELL no... That is just...is just NASTY. Period! -walks out spraying Lysol-
Linae: o.o... -toot-
Me: Moving on...
Anyhow, after briefly speaking with Anshu, I settled in for a relaxing game of Kou-Jong. While setting up, though, I noticed that my "Lost Desert Sunset" tile was missing. I couldn't find it in my cabin, so I went on deck...
Me: -snores-
I found my tile lying under a crate, but as I tried to retrieve it...I overheard Anshu and Hoban arguing. I couldn't tell what they were saying, exactly, but I'm certain it was them.
Me: -head falls into bucket of rainwater- ASDFGHJKOLK! O.O -cough- Huh?
Linae: -still rambling on- That's when the captain yelled for all hands on deck, and I...
Me: -drifts back off to sleep-
That left no time for arguing. Hoban went up to the wheel and Anshu headed below deck, presumably to set up the medical supplies in case anyone got hurt.
Me: -twitch- -fights monster aliens in my dreams-
I spent most of the storm helping out. Even though Hoban had gotten us into that mess, we'd only get out of it by working together as a team. Then, just before the storm ended, I went below deck to help Anshu repair a leak.
Anshu: -misses nail and hammers his hand-
-CRACK-
Anshu: O.O...
Linae: Anshu...?
Anshu: OH GOD HOLY SH& MOTHER F-(violent swearing)
Me: -stirrs- -rubs eyes- Eh...? Oh, erm, finished?
Linae: -nod-
Me: Do you recall seeing Hoban at all during the storm?
I sure do. There were two occasions when I had to work side-by-side with him during the storm. Hopefully his rotten luck didn't rub off on me too much...
Hoban: -rubs his hand all over her face- RUB RUB RUB! HAHAHAHA! YOU'RE SCREWED NOW, BITCH! -runs off-
Me: I...see... That should be all, then. Thank you for your cooperation... if you're even listening.
Linae: HOBAN, YOU LITTLE PIECE OF--(sailor cussing) -runs after him-
...o.o Le End of chapter four.