Blanky: Sorry about the delay, but school's been like, something, umm, bad. Don't look at me, I don't write this tripe. Javi does.

Last time we saw our heroes, they were enjoying eggs. Exciting, ain't it?

Mutsy was in a heated intellectual conversation with Luigi.

"So you're saying that you honestly think that Optimus Prime could beat Godzilla? Boy do I have a website to show you ."

"WAY-O!" (Die evil usurper of my title!) Kirby swung in to the breakfast room on a vine stapled to the ceiling. He had evidently been planning this for a while.

"Javi, incoming!"

Javi simply ducked, letting Kirby slam into a wall. Mutsy simply shrugged.

"Way to go Rambo. Wall-1, Homicidal Puffball-0"

Javi, Mutsy and Blanky were walking down a corridor leading to the sprawling gardens of the mansion. Mutsy was in a pessimistic mood.

"Javi, Kirby's little scene there is exactly the kind of thing I was talking about. That puffball has millions of fans and hundreds of games. You're not being diplomatic."

"Don't worry, when you're as awesome as I am, what can happen?"

"Your super-ego is showing."

"I am Super-ego remember?"

"Hey, looks like the newbies want to go for a walk, eh?

Falco and Capt. Falcon were blocking the hallway, leaning against the paneling like a bad Grease parody.

"Say Capt, what do you get when you mix aglutton of a weirdo and two childhood relics?"

"Guys, we just want to go for a walk. We don't want any trouble."

"You need a little lesson in the order of stuff around here. How about the time honored tradition of duct taping you to the F-Zero racer? Or Arwing chicken?"

"Hey, leave them alone!"

Peach had just been walking down the corridor for no apparent reason. (Okay, for all you completists out there, she was avoiding Marth.) She spotted N.A., Falco and Capt. She knew the scene well enough. Everyone went through the hazing, but Peach didn't like it, and had a feeling that this time it would be worse than ever.

"Peach, stay out of this."

"No! I remember when I went through the new-guy thing! I'll never look at a unicycle the same way again! shudder So leave them alone.!"

"Look here you bottle blonde, you're just making a scene."

"I'll have you know that this is my natural hair color!" Steam out of ears cliché

"Oh please, you've been gray as a mule since 1990!"

"Oh that's it I'm calling you out! You guys with me!"

Javi, Mutsy and Blanky had been standing there as things got ugly. But they knew that if they didn't go with Peach, she be on them like spandex on a cow.

"Alright guys, lets show them what N.A.'s about!"

Master Hand appeared.

"Fight! Team battle!"

Nonsense Advice and Peach vs. Falco and Captain Falcon

Stage: Mute City!