Transformers Know Your Stars
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Know your stars…stars.
Sideways sits down on the chair, looking impatient.
Know your stars… Sideways… He is really Captain Underpants.
"That's not true, that's a lie!"
Know your stars…Sideways… likes to eats Dinobot boogies.
"Who's telling these lies? Who are you?"
Know your star…Sideways…likes to dance the can-can with Cyclonus and Starscream."Lies!" Sideway said, standing up, "All lies!"
Know your star… Sideways… is really a femme in men clothes."I'll kill you, you little son of a-"
Know your stars... Sideways… he helped the Autobot destroy Unicron.
"That not true!"
SIDEWAYS! Unicron's voice echoed, I SUMMON YOU TO BE PUNISHED FOR BETRYING ME!
A beam of light surrounds Sideways as he is lifted up into the sky.
Now you know Sideways… a femme in men clothes, who likes to dance the can-can with Cyclonus and Starscream, helps the Autobots destroy Unicron and is really Captain Underpants.
"SAVE ME, SUPERMAN!" Sideways yelled.
Our next guest will be Cybertron Thundercracker