For the story's image, Mutsy is the size of Pichu.

Javi, Mutsy and Blanky were walking to the breakfast room, when again, Kirby made his move.

"Way-o! (Death to the usurper!)"

Once again, Javi ducked, and Kirby crashed into a wall. Enough about that.

While they ate breakfast, Mutsy was tinkering with a device of his, designing circuits with a

Cold-Heat (tm) Soddering Tool! (blatant advertising sound!). Link, sitting next to him, asked what he was doing. Zelda was sitting on the other side.

"I'm making a circuit breaker to bypass the security locks on our door, allowing us to save time on entry. In short, a remote control for our door." Said Mutsy proudly. Link, being about as tech-savvy as an amish farmer named Ezekiel, looked at him weirdly. Zelda seemed very impressed.

"How does that work?"

"Well, this circuit leads to the power source, which in turn…"

Now Link was steamed. His face was turning red.

"I could tell you how if you asked…"

"Name the two ends of a battery."

"Umm, umm,…. Good and bad?"

Mutsy laughed and even Zelda giggled.

"Ever see one of these bunny-boy?" Link pulled out a bomb.

"Numero uno, I'm a DOG, not a bunny. Dos, that's a bomb filled with gunpowder and a self-igniting fuse."

"Wanna see what it does, doggie?"

"You callin' me out?"

"I ain't callin' ya fer dinner."

Master Hand swept into the room and saw the situation.

Oh boy. Not this early.

FIGHT!

Mutsy vs. Link!

Stage: Great Bay!

Mutsy appeared on the turtle and Link at the other end of the dock.

"Be it ever so humble eh? This is for flirting with my girl!"

Link charged in and grabbed Mutsy with his grapple thingy. He hit him a lot and released him. Mutsy got in a running shot, then jumped in the air. In the air, he got in a bunch of quick kicks before Link nailed a Fire Spin. Mutsy landed, panting.

"Can't take it fluffy? Do you even have any special attacks? Even Pichu's got 'lectricity."

"Does he have this?"

Mutsy vanished into thin air.

"Over here!" said a chorus of voices. Link spun around, to see at least twenty Mutsies crowded onto the platform.

"It's just a trick, it's just a trick…"

"I'm onto you!" He pulled out a bomb and threw it into the crowd. The Mutsies vanished.

"By the way,I call that Multi-Mutsy. And I call this a humiliation move." A voice whispered into Link's pointed ear. Mutsy had been on his back the whole time! Dang quiver. Mutsy grabbed him and slammed him into the ground. Link got in a smash hit with his sword, and fired a weak-ish arrow.A crate appeared. Link heaved it and two Mushrooms, a metal box, a beam sword and bunny hood came out. Link grabbed one mushroom and Mutsy the other. Link suddenly shrank and Mutsy was huge.

"How do you like me now!" Mutsy yelled in his new booming voice. Musty swatted Link away and grabbed the box, becoming a metal giant. Then he grabbed the bunny hood and sword.

"Multi-Mutsy!" Twenty Mutsies appeared, all of them giant, metal and holding swords. Then they all went in a for a bunny-hood assisted running hit. It was the hardest impact in the history of SSBM. Link became a star in the distance.

Game! Mutsy wins!

They were back in the Mansion's breakfast room. Zelda sat, mouth agape, for she saw the fight on the plasma screen. Blanky and Javi walked in half-asleep.

"What'd we miss?"

"You know what happened. You were there in the hook-ball thing."

"Yeah, but I love asking that. Way to go Mutsy, way to go."

The rest of the Smashers eventually came in for Omelette Tuesday. While they ate Mutsy stood proudly on the table.

"I think you guys should see this."

He played the tape of the battle on the plasma screen. By the end, everyone sat motionless in silence, omelette pieces falling from Bowser's mouth.

"Dude…" Said Y.Link.

The next one might take a while to write, I have a busy schedule. Sorry.