As of now, the old prologue and chapter 1 have been replaced with the new updated versions!
Text = Spells
"Text" = Speaking
'Text' = Thinking
{Text} = Parseltongue
Laughing Matters!
Prologue: It's Fun to laugh!
It was a calm, cloudy day in the town of Surrey, England, as we see a grey, family sized car driving down a motorway, obviously in a rush to get to its destination. The car in question belonged to one Vernon Dursley, who was currently driving like a madman, trying to get himself and his family to their destination as fast as possible! Despite the weather being horrible, I mean what did you expect from England, the family was currently making their way to a new and popular restaurant that had just opened up in town. While yes, the restaurant was new, it had gained quite the reputation over the last few weeks, making kids from all around the country want to go and spend their birthdays there!
Just then, in the back seat of the car, the overgrown child of the Dursleys, Dudley started complaining loudly, like he had been doing for the last few minutes.
"MUMMY! Why is it taking so long to get there!? I want to be there now!" Dudley whined, basically acting like a spoiled brat.
The child in question was a large, average height 7-year-old child, with an extreme weight problem. He had short, blonde hair with small, pig like blue eyes and a face that resembled that of a whale! Something he sadly gained from his father. The woman who quite frankly was a terrible parent, was a tall, long necked, horse faced woman named Petunia Dursley nee Evans. She also had blonde hair and blue eyes like her son, however her hair also had the slightest bit of red sprouting from the roots, making it look like her hair was dyed. And of course, the huge man in the driver's seat, Vernon Dursley. The man, in simple terms, was a ticking time bomb! From his constant high blood pressure that gave his face a red tinge to it, to his massive size due to his weight, the man looked like the fucking black angry bird!
"Don't you worry your cute little face Dudders, we will be there soon!" Petunia stated to her son, trying to calm the massive child down.
Suddenly, as the car passed over a speed bump, a loud gasp of pain was heard coming from the boot of the car! Vernon, who was already in a bad mood from the constant moaning, suddenly slammed his foot on the breaks, earning another gasp from the cars boot.
"If I hear another noise out of you boy, I will make sure you disappear and are never seen again! Do you understand!?" Dursley demanded, only to her a slight noise in agreement from the boot. With that, Vernon put his foot down, once again taking off down the road. They drove for a few more minutes, before coming to a stop, parking in a carpark just outside a large, red, and white building. One that while being brand new, looked slightly rundown, with paint flaking off the walls and broken lights flickering off and on. In other words, it looked like your average English pub. What really caught your attention though, was the massive flashing sigh, with the words "Circus Baby's Pizza World!" lit up in bright pink and yellow neon lights!
Getting out the car, Dudley and Petunia walked off towards the building, while Vernon walked around to the back of the car, opening the boot to reveal a small boy, one that Vernon just dragged out the boot, before slamming it shut behind him. The boy in question, was none other than Harry James Potter, an unusually small child, especially for his age of 6! He had untameable, raven black hair that seemed to change shape, depending on how Harry was feeling at the current time. His eyes were bright emerald, green, ones that looked like they could glow in the dark. The clothes he was currently wearing were many sized to big for him, looking almost like a blanked rather than a pair of clothes. Hell, they were not even nice clothes, being ripped and destroyed in multiple places, as if they were years old instead of brand new!
Harry, who was currently standing still, trying not to annoy his overweight uncle, suddenly jumped back in fear, when his uncle turned to him, not looking pleased at all.
"Now you listen here and listen well boy!" Vernon stated, not looking even the slightest bit happy. "Because we could not find a babysitter, we sadly had to bring you with us! Which is why you are going to wait out here, out of sight, until we get back! Am I understood!?" The overgrown man shouted, getting a frightened nod from the boy as he walked away.
And that's how one Harry Potter found himself standing outside, hiding behind the back of Circus Baby's Pizza World, watching as all the children ran around enjoying themselves. It was at this moment he started to cry, curling up in a ball on the floor, as the rain poured down above him. 'What have I done to deserve this!' Harry thought to himself angrily. All he had ever done was what his Aunt and Uncle asked, and yet they treated him worse than the dirt on the bottom of their shoes! It was unfair!
It was at this moment that suddenly a large purple and black dodge charger pulled up, it's engine roaring as it parked up behind the building, right next to Harry. Just then, the front door opened, as a tall, pale skinned man stepped out of the car, one wearing a black suit with a purple shirt underneath. At this moment, the man looked down, staring at Harry, purple glowing eyes staring into his very soul. "What are you doing out here kid?" He questioned, looking down at the boy in a mix between shock and confusion. The child was shaking! Crouching down next to him, the man picked up Harry, much to the child's resistance, before carrying him off into the back of the building. Sadly, this would be the last time anyone heard from Harry Potter for the next few years!
As the man entered the room with Harry in his arms, he placed the boy on a sofa that was situated in an office at the back of the building, before he walked off the go get a towel for the shaking boy. Harry just looked around the room, trying to find a way out before the man got back! He needed to get out! He could not allow Uncle Vernon to know that he was seen by someone, or he would be punished for the next month! Just then, he noticed a door marked exit, sitting of to the side of the room. Taking his chances, Harry rushed over, entering through the door without a second thought, just as the man came back. "Hay kid! Your not allowed in there!" The man shouted, rushing off quickly after Harry. Hearing the man behind him, Harry ducked into a room off to the side of the corridor, shutting the door behind him, just as the man came charging past! "Kid, this is not funny! Where are you!?" The man shouted, walking off further down the corridor.
Letting out a sigh of relief, Harry turned around to look at the room he was in. It was only then that he noticed the tall, menacing, colourful fox-like robot standing at the other end of the room, completely unmoving. Harry was not stupid. He knew he should stay away from the dangerous machine. However, just then he heard the sound of footsteps coming down the corridor outside. It was at that moment that Harry had an idea, which he put into action instantly! Rushing over to the animatronic, Harry opened up the chest of the machine, before climbing inside and shutting it closed behind him. Just then, the door to the room slammed open, as the man from before walked in, a younger boy following close behind. "Dad, are you sure there was a child? I mean, it would not be the first time you imagined a child when there wasn't one." The boy said, looking at the man in suspicion. The man just sighed, before walking over to the animatronic Harry was inside, and pressed a button on its chest, as an audible click was heard. "Sure, whatever. Can you do me a favour and shut the door on the way out, I have some business I need to take care of?" The man all but ordered, before walking out the room, the boy following close behind.
Once they left, Harry let out another sigh of relief, before trying to push the hatch he climbed in open, only to noticed it wouldn't budge! He tried and tried again, yet still the hatch was stuck closed. It was then that Harry started to panic, tears starting to leak out of his eyes, landing on the metal of the robot. Just then, a loud click was heard, before Harry felt a hot, sharp stabbing pain in he's back! "Ahhhh!" He screamed in pure agony, just before he felt more of the same pain from other parts of his body! Then, everything went black.
It was a week later that Harry's body was found, rotting, and mangled inside of the orange and white fox animatronic. William Afton, the owner, and person who originally found Harry in the alley behind his restaurant, moved fast to hide the body, not wanting the child to be found! It was due to all this chaos that no one notice the dark, abyss like eyes of the animatronic in question light up with large white dots, watching the boy's body be dragged away, unable to stop it! It was another week later by the time someone noticed it was gone!
When the Dursleys arrived home from Dudley's party, everything when on a usual for them. They continued their usual routines for the rest of the night, before eventually going to bed, not even noticing Harry was nowhere to be seen. It was about a week later, when Vernon when to give the boy a huge list of chores, that they finally notice Harry had gone missing! However, instead of ringing the police or going out looking for the boy, they decided to pretend he never existed in the first place!
It was a dark, cloudy day in the north of Scotland, as Headmaster of Hogwarts, Albus Dumbledore sat down at his desk, looking over some parchment. You see, old Dumbles here had a strange and rather creepy fascination with one Harry Potter, starting from when the child was born! After the death of young Harry's parents, James and Lily Potter, Dumbledore took it upon himself to place Harry with his 'Loving' relatives for the child's own protection! Did he have permission to? No! He just did what he thought was best for the 'Greater Good!' or whatever crap he believes! So, it was no surprise that when Harry went missing a few days ago, the old man found out pretty quick! This resulted in an all-out panic, which led to Dumbledore and his cohort searching up and down the country to try and find Harry, only to have no luck in his search. Honestly, it was amazing that the one place they didn't search, was the place where Harry when missing.
Anyway, a few years later, Dumbles was once again sitting at his desk, getting ready for the coming year ahead. 'This year would have been the year that Harry joined Hogwarts.' Albus thought to himself, as he let out a frustrated sigh. They had looked everywhere, yet no matter what they tried, they could not find the Potter boy! Their only hope now was to see if he showed up for the first day of school.