Chapter 2! Finally got it done! Now, for those who have been following the fic for a while, you will have noticed that recently, all the old chapters were replaced with the new rewritten ones. Now, I know some people liked the old one better than the new one, however I would love if you gave this rewrite a chance! Anyway, enjoy the chapter!
Warning: I don't own Harry Potter or FNAF! Although I thought that was obvious!
Text = Spells
"Text" = Speaking
'Text' = Thinking
{Text} = Parseltongue
Chapter 2: I'm a What!?
"Mr Potter. We have much to discuss!" That's what Lolbit was greeted to, walking into the huge, round, marble office of the Gringotts Potter account manager. The Goblin in question, who Lolbit found out was called Clawhook, was a short, older, grey looking Goblin, who had short grey hair and wore a black and white business suit. From the multiple trophies and weapons lining the shiny walls of the office, Lolbit could tell he must have been one hell of a warrior! "Greetings, master Goblin. It would be a pleasure to conduct business with you." Lolbit stated with a toothy grin, a sign of respect in Goblin culture. Now, you may be wondering, where the hell did he learn half of this stuff! Short answer, it was written on the walls in the hallway. Clawhook looked at the boy for a few seconds, completely shocked by the amount of respect he was showing! No wizard ever showed this kind of respect! Well, at least not in the last few hundred years! Suddenly, the goblin began to chuckle, grinning at Lolbit while doing so. "Huh, I like this kid! Anyway Mr Potter, lets get down to business, shall we?" Lolbit only nodded in return, as Clawhook pulled out a long piece of parchment, placing it down on his desk. "By order of Lord James Potter and Lady Lily Potter nee Evans in their last will and testament. You are to be emancipated, due to you being the last Potter and heir to the Potter Lordship. You are also to take an inheritance test, as if you have any other Lordships, they will also come into effect. As you are currently doing those tests anyway, I also recommend taking an ability test, mainly because it could provide some insight into the inner workings of your magic. Once that is taken care of, we will proceed with any further business that needs completing. Do you agree to this timetable Mr Potter?" Clawhook asked, getting a positive nod from the boy in return. And so, in one swift motion, a sharp, silver blade appeared in Clawhook's hand, passing the blade over to Lolbit, who stared in confusion. "You need to let about 5 drops of blood land on the parchment and then another 6 for an ability test." The goblin explained, waiting for Lolbit to finish the task. 'Here goes nothing! Not like I can die a second time!' He thought to himself, cutting one of his fingers open, as he watched the black, blood like substance land on the parchment. At first, it looked like nothing was happening, then suddenly, the parchment glowed gold, filling the room with an almost blinding light. Lolbit hissed in pain, his eyes being hypersensitive to light! 'THAT'S TWICE IN ONE DAY!' He screamed in his mind, before looking down at the parchment, surprised to see faintly glowing writing on the page.
Inheritance Test
Name: Lolbit Hadrian James Potter
Status: Half Alive/Half Dead, Possessing animatronic Lolbit.
Species: Animatronic Fox, ability to change human at will.
Father: Lord James Potter
Mother: Lady Lily Potter nee Evans
Godfather: Sirius Orion Black
Godmother: Lady Alice Longbottom
HEIRSHIPS:
Heir to the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Potter
Heir to the Most Ancient and Most Noble House of Black
Heir to the Most Ancient and Most Royal House of Slytherin
POTTER
Vaults:
Potter trust vault: 7,351 Galleons.
100,000 Galleons refilled once a year.
Possible theft detected!
Main Potter Vault:
893,923,100 Galleons
Vault also contains:
Jewels, Clothing, Weapons both muggle and magical, wands, Portraits, and books.
Properties:
Potter Cottage, Godric's Hollow, West Country, England.
Requires repairs!
Potter Manor, Midlands, England.
Hidden, requires secret keeper!
BLACK
Vaults:
Main Black Vault:
1,932,148,500 Galleons
Vault also contains:
Jewels, Clothing, Weapons magical, wands, Portraits, and books.
Properties:
12 Grimmauld Place, Islington, London, England.
Black Manor, Scotland, England.
Hidden, requires secret keeper!
SLYTHERIN
Vaults:
Main Slytherin Vault:
12,732,123,210 Galleons
Vault also contains:
Jewels, Clothing, Weapons magical and muggle, wands, staffs, Portraits, and books.
Properties:
Hogwarts, Scotland.
GRAND TOTAL GALLEONS: 15,558,202,161
To say that Lolbit was shocked, would be the biggest understatement of all fucking time! He had no words! I mean, what was he supposed to say! 'Umm, Hi my name is Lolbit, I am an undead child possessing an animatronic fox killing machine, oh and I am one of the richest people on the fucking planet!' Deciding to talk about it in a minute, Lolbit looked towards the ability test, only to be confused by its contents!
Ability Test
Natural Abilities:
Legilimency: Reading Mind.
100% Blocked by Albus Dumbledore
Occlumency: Protecting Mind.
100% Blocked by Albus Dumbledore
Animagus: Arctic fox.
Currently Unobtained
Parseltongue: Snake Tong.
Metamorphmagus: Ability To Change Appearance at will.
90% Blocked by Albus Dumbledore
Gained Abilities:
Glitch: Teleportation and Illusions.
Technomancy: Controlling Muggle Technology.
Voice Mimic: Replicating Heard Voices.
Human Transformation: Ability To Shift Into a Human Form.
Current Form: Harry James Potter
Once again, Lolbit was lost for words! Some of these abilities were what most normal people would call, overpowered as fuck! He was not complaining, just stating facts. "Well, you seem to be very special Mr Potter, or should I call you Lolbit?" The goblin stated, giving Lolbit a toothy smirk. "Lolbit's fine." He said back, focus still on the parchment in front of him. "Who is Albus Dumbledore? And why has he blocked some of my abilities?" Lolbit asked, not looking best pleased. For a moment, Clawhook looked shocked, before grabbing both parchments out of Lolbit's hands, taking a look for himself. "That bastard!" He said after reading the results, noticing the stolen money and blocked abilities! "I will have his head for this! I am deeply sorry Mr P… Lolbit. I will have this rectified immediately!" Clawhook stated, shouting something at Griphook in an unknown language, before turning back to Lolbit. "In the meantime, how about we get your lordships sorted and those blocks removed?" The goblin asked, receiving a positive nod from Lolbit in return.
About an hour later, Lolbit was still sitting in the Potter Account office, looking at the new shiny ring on his finger. This ring, one that showed his title and power, had 4 crests engraved in the top. Those being Potter, Black and Slytherin, 3 extremely powerful houses! Lolbit had also had the blocks removed from his system. Turns out, since he's an animatronic, the blocks were literally digital! He could have had Mike remove them years ago! 'Magic is just strange." He thought to himself, just as Clawhook walked back into the room, grinning widely! "Well, good news lord Slytherin!" That was the title he was going with, as it was the most powerful. "All the money that was stolen has been taken back without Dumbledick noticing, around 500,000 will be deposited into the Potter account by the time you arrive at Hogwarts. Anyway, getting back to business! Is there anything else we can do for you today at Gringotts, my lord?" The goblin asked, still grinning widely! "Well, I need some money for school supplies. Oh, and I wanted to ask about buying a few businesses." Lolbit said, getting down to business. "We at Gringotts recommend one of are debit cards along with a money pouch that will be linked to a vault of your choice. We will give you these free of charge as an apology for not noticing the criminal acts of Dumbledore before now. As for the business purchases, what would you like to buy?" Asked the goblin, as he handed Lolbit the bag and golden card. Lolbit just smirked mischievously, causing a shiver to go down the goblin's spine.
As Lolbit casually walked down the long corridor that was Diagon Alley, he recounted the last few hours. After finishing up his business at Gringotts, now being the proud owner of both Afton Robotics and Fazbear Entertainment, mainly for his own entertainment, Lolbit started on buying supplies for school! So far, he had gotten everything but robes, a wand, and a pet. With a huff, Lolbit walked off towards Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions, deciding to get his uniform out the way first.
As Lolbit entered the shop, he looked around at all the different types of outfits, as suddenly a rather short woman came rushing over to him, guiding Lolbit over to a platform, where she started to measure him. "Looking for Hogwarts robes dear?" She questioned, getting an affirmative nod from Lolbit in return. About 5 minutes later, as Lolbit was starting to get bored of standing still for so long, a young, bright blonde hair boy was guided into the room, standing on a platform across from Lolbit. It was then that he noticed Lolbit. "Who are you exactly? I have never seen you around here before?" The boy questioned, giving Lolbit a funny look. "Umm, Hi. My name is Lolbit, or though technically it is Hadrian Potter. Nice to meet you…?" Lolbit questioned, waiting patiently for a reply. "Malfoy, Draco Malfoy. So, you are the legendary Harry Potter huh, a pleasure to meet you." Draco said with a nod, standing still as he was measured. Lolbit only recently found out about the legend of the boy-who-lived, so all he did was smile in reply, hoping to avoid the sore subject.
Just then, the small woman came back, handing Lolbit the clothes he was waiting on. "Well, I will be off now. I hope to see you at Hogwarts Draco." Lolbit stated, trying to act as proper as possible. It was better to be nice to the pureblood jackasses, rather than antagonise them. Draco just nodded to him, saying something as Lolbit was walking out. "Remember Potter. Some people are better than others. I hope you remember that at Hogwarts."
Walking out the store, Lolbit sighed in relief! While he was ok with talking to humans, that did not mean he enjoyed it! Shaking his head, Lolbit continued on down the street, heading off towards small, tidy looking shop called Magical Menagerie. Apparently, according to the Gringotts goblins, that is where he could get any pet he wanted.
Entering the shop, Lolbit looked on in amazement at the rows upon rows of caged animals! From rats, frogs, and hamsters to bigger animals like snakes, dogs, and cats! However, one thing instantly caught his eye. There, just out of view of the rest of the shop, sat a small, steel cage, housing a tiny, fluffy creature inside.
Deciding to investigate, Lolbit walked on over, dodging and weaving throughout the store, eventually arriving at the cage. There, laying at the back of the cramped cage, sat a small, fuzzy, blue eyed white fox! It was strange, its almost as if he felt drawn to it, like a feeling of attachment. Swinging the cage door wide open, Lolbit slowly picked up the fox, cradling it in his arms, as he slowly backed out the cage, only to notice the creature looking up at him, blue sparkling eyes staring into his very soul! 'Hi!' Lolbit suddenly jumped, hearing a high pitched, feminine voice in his mind! 'Who's there!? Who's in my mind!?' He questioned panicking, looking around the room, trying to find who could be invading his mind! 'Down here!' The voice continued, as Lolbit looked down, only to come face to face with the little fox cub. 'You can talk!?' Lolbit questioned, completely taken aback by the shocking revelation! The fox just nodded, making a confused Lolbit even more so. 'Are you my papa?' It, or she as Lolbit now knew, asked making Lolbit stutter in response! 'W-what would make you think that?' 'Because you feel that way to me. Its strange really, since we only just met, but I don't want you to let me go!' Said the fox, making Lolbit smile joyfully in response. 'Well, if you want to come with me, I guess I cant refuse such a cute face.' He said, tickling the fox's belly, getting a little giggle in response.
Turning towards the counter, Lolbit noticed a tall, kind looking man looking at them, giving him an amused smile. "So, I take it you want the Arctic fox then?" He said, getting a nod from Lolbit in response. "Well, you are gonna need a few things. For instance, a pet bed, food, bowls, some toys and maybe some treats. Altogether, that comes to around 200 Galleons please!" Lolbit just nodded, handing the money over from out of the pouch.
As Lolbit and his new… pet? Friend? Daughter!? He was still unsure, but decided to wait till later to figure it out. Anyway, as they exited the shop, Lolbit looked down at her in his arms, smiling to herself, just enjoying the ride. 'So, do you have a name?' He asked, getting a confused look from the fox. 'What's a name?' She questioned, making Lolbit shake his head. 'Well, a name is something you go by. Its what other people call you to get you attention. And I take it by that answer, no you don't have one?' He asked, getting an understanding nod in return. 'Well, your fur is white and bright, shining like the moon in the night sky. So, how about Luna?' He stated, receiving a joy filled smile from her, as she started to nuzzle his neck. 'I love it! Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!' She said over and over, making Lolbit chuckle in amusement. Just then, they arrived outside an old, ancient looking shop. The name, "Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382 B.C." written in big text on a sign, hanging above the front door.
Entering the final shop of his journey, Lolbit was instantly greeted by the strong smell of fresh wood, making the shop smell strangely of a forest. "Ah! Mr Potter. I was wondering when I would eventually see you!" A voice suddenly stated, making Lolbit and Luna jump in surprise, turning the face an old, grey haired, wise looking man, who Lolbit guessed was Ollivander. "Hi. Umm, what do you mean you've been expecting me sir?" Lolbit questioned the man, only receiving a chuckle in return. "Well, I expected you to turn up at some point! With you being so famous and all, of course you would need a wand! So, lets get started, shall we?" Ollivander asked, receiving an affirmative nod from Lolbit and an excited look from Luna!
Nothing had worked! Nothing! Lolbit and Ollivander had been trying out wands for the last hour or so! And not a single one would work! Of course, it did not help that apparently, according to the vague old man, the wand picked the wizard, not the other way around! Hell, they had even found a wand that matched Luna! How, he was completely unsure! 'For fuck's sake!' Lolbit screamed in his mind, throwing away another wand! 'Papa. What does fuck mean?' Luna questioned, making Lolbit rapidly turn to her, a look of 'I just screwed up' plastered all over his face! 'Don't repeat that Luna! It's a bad word and papa should not have said it!' He stated, getting a shrug in return, as he went back to trying wands, only to realise, there was none left! "I can't believe it! This has never happened before!" Ollivander said, a look of pure shock showing clear as day. "However! That does not mean all hope is lost. We will just have to make a new wand! Follow me, Mr Potter and we will get started!" He said, guiding Lolbit and Luna into the back room.
About an hour later, Lolbit and Luna exited the shop, the time being around 5.15pm. It had taken 15 minutes to find all the parts required and another 45 for assembly! However, it was all worth it in the end, as Lolbit was now in possession of the world's first, 11inch Elder and Nightmare wood wand, with a Phoenix feather and Basilisk venom core. However, while on their own this would have been special, it was the third core that made it a worlds first! Remnant! The wand was linked to Lolbit by Remnant, meaning that the only way to take the wand from him, was to destroy his very soul! 'Neat little trick if I do say so myself. Take that Afton! I used your evil invention for something good!' Lolbit stated, a huge smirk plastered on his face.
He had also purchased the wand for Luna as well! Turns out, there is no law against foxes having wands, apparently. Mainly because no one thought it was possible for a fox to have a wand. Oh well! As they walked out the front of the Leaky Cauldron, the wizarding pub from earlier, Lolbit saw a cab driving down the street, as he flagged it down, telling the driver to go to the Pizzeria as he put his purchases in the boot, minus Luna of course. Then, they set off home, unable to wait until it came time for school! Watch out Hogwarts! Here comes Lolbit!
Thank you to all who have reviewed this fic! It means a lot to know that everyone is enjoying the story so far and seeing the constant demand for the next chapter is a great confidence boost, I must say! Anyway, I will continue to try and put out at least one chapter a day, minus the next week, it as maybe be bit different! Mainly because I have my drivers test and my birthday next week, so I am gonna be busy for a while! Anyway, thank you for reading so far, and enjoy the fic!