Chapter 5! 'Quack!'
Warning: I don't own Harry Potter or FNAF! Although I thought that was obvious!
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Chapter 5: New Ventures!
"So, how exactly do you plan to fix my friends? I mean, it's not like you have employed staff or facilities to repair them in!" Charlie stated, looking at an extremely embarrassed Harry. Currently, Lolbit, Charlie and Mike were standing in the main show room of the 85 location, trying and failing to come up with a plan of action. 'Crap, she's right! What is my plan?' Harry thought to himself panicky, trying to come up with something fast! It was then that Mike chimed in.
"Well, don't you own the entire Fazbear brand now? So why don't you open your own Pizzeria!?" Mike stated proudly. Harry just blinked, before facepalming, hard! 'Duh, I feel like a complete idiot!' Lolbit thought, disappointed in himself. "Yeah, that should have been obvious! But there is just one problem. It's 2022! No-one would want to go to a crappy Pizzeria anymore!" "Well, then do something better than a Pizzeria!" Mike continues, now catching the Puppet and Lolbit's attention. "Oh, please enlighten us, oh great creator of ideas!" Charlie deadpanned, making Harry chuckle in the process. "Think about it! Harry, you are a billionaire right!?" "Well, yeah." Harry said, not really getting it. "Well, go bigger! Instead of a Pizzeria, build a Pizza World!" Mike stated, only to be cut off by Lolbit! "A Pizza Plex!"
"A what?" Charlie questioned, confused. You see, she was kinda out of the loop after being trapped inside an abandoned Pizzeria for the last 30 years! "A Pizza Plex! Basically a mall but, themed around Fazbear entertainment and its characters! Hell, we could even make some new ones to add-on! Think about it. You and your friends get to preform for children again, you get an upgrade, don't get scrapped and even better, we can revive the Fazbear brand! This time, with 99.99% less child slaughter!" Harry basically shouted, acting like he had just come across the greatest creation since the wheel! "Ok, say this is possible." Charlie started, looking at Harry in suspicion. "Do you realise how much work would have to go into a project like that! I mean, it would take years to finish! It's not like you are just gonna find a half complete mall for sale—" "Hay guys! The Grand Arena Mall in Hurricane, Colorado is up for sale!" Mike shouted conveniently, looking at an article on his phone. 'Well that's convenient!' Both Harry and Charlie thought. "Perfect!" Lolbit stated, only to be cut off by the Puppet! "So what, your just gonna jump in and buy that place without a plan!?"
"I can't believe you just jumped into this without a plan!" Charlie stated disbelievingly, staring up at the abandoned mall in front of them. Yeah, Harry doesn't tend to think things through! "In my Defense! Some of the best inventions come from spontaneous action!" "I… I have nothing to say to that." She said defeatedly, following a hyper Lolbit and Mike straight into their new project, completely unaware of the chaos to come!
"I'm back!" Commence collective sigh! That is exactly what happened when Harry walked into the Great Hall on Monday, whistling to himself as he took his seat at the Slytherin table. "Why are you in our house again?" Draco asked, rethinking his life choices. "I missed you too!" Lolbit said back, grinning like a madman! "So, what you been up to Harry?" Daphne questioned, joining the discussion, much to Draco's relief!
"Well, my blonde angel! I have recently gone and purchased a business in the non-magical world!" Harry stated joyfully, completely missing the growing blush on Daphne's face. "But… why?" Tracey said, taking over for her out of action friend. "Because, there is major opportunity there! And it also helps out a few friends of mine." Harry continued loudly, drawing the attention of the other tables. "Right… Anyway. What is this so-called business you brought? It can't be that big." Draco stated. 'How could muggles create something big anyway?' "Well, if you must know my good friend! It's just a small, little company call Fazbear Entertainment!" Harry finished, winking at Draco. It was at that moment that many Muggleborns and Half-Bloods gasped, many of them looking terrified! This did not go unnoticed by Daphne.
"What are they all so scared of?" She questioned, only to be startled as Harry suddenly appeared behind her! "Ahhh! Don't—" "Jump-scare you? Sorry, force of habit." He apologised, shrugging his shoulders. "As for why they are so scared, Fazbear Entertainment is a massive chain of Pizzeria's and at one point, a horror attraction! Hell, even a Virtual Reality game! Originally, the company was owned by 2 men named Henry Emily and William Afton. At first, the restaurants where doing well! Well, that was until 83, when a boy named Evan Afton, the son of William, had his head bitten into by one of the animatronics!" Many Pure-Bloods gasp, while the rest shiver. "What's an Animatroonic?" One boy questioned, making Harry cringe at how badly he butchered the word! "Ok one, it's Animatronic, take an English class. And two, Animatronics are electronic, Robotic creations that are used to entertain kids! Usually they are used at theme parks like Disney world, however Fazbear Entertainment went beyond the impossible, and made restaurants with these robots! Anyway, we are getting off topic, where was I… Ah! So, after the incident, the restaurant, Fredbear's family Diner began to shut down. However, what many didn't know what that Charlie Emily, the daughter of Henry, was murdered outside Fredbear's on the same day as the bite!" More gasps! "Moving on, Freddy Fazbear's Pizza opened on the 4th of December 1984, gathering huge crowds on it's opening day! This continued for another year, until one dull day it to windy month of August, 5 children went missing at the restaurant! However, that was not the scary part! It was the fact that the animatronics started to act weird, attacking adults, scaring kids, and leaking some strange ooze. Turns out, the bodies of the kids had been stuffed inside the animatronics!" Many screamed at this revelation, some even going as far as the take-off running out the hall, causing many of the professors to jump into action, trying to calm them down.
It was at that moment Snape came charging over! "Potter! Stop these lies at once!" Snape demanded, giving Harry his usual sneer. "But professor, these are not lies. This is a true story! Sorry if the world is not all sunshine and rainbows like you teach at this school! But there are some terrible people out there, and these kids NEED to know about them!" Harry stated, a smug look plastered on his face. "That's enough!" Dumbledore suddenly shouted, setting off a cannon blast from his wand causing the occupants of the hall to grind to a halt! 'That would be helpful with shutting Freddy up!' Harry thought to himself, as Dumbles and his cohort of teachers marched over. "Harry my boy, would you please explain how you know all of this?" Dumbledore asked 'calmly' (We all know what this means) grabbing Harry by the shoulders, and proceeded to shake him violently! "It's public knowledge! Now would you please stop shaking me! Before I rip your wrinkled head off your old, hairy body! You old Goat!" Harry shouted, glitching out at the end! However, this seemed to go unnoticed by many, much to Harry's relief! As Dumbledore let go of Harry, he suddenly felt a prick in the centre of his mind! Alerting him that someone was trying to read his thoughts! This just pissed off Harry more! "Sir, I don't appreciate you trying to read my mind!" He said angrily, before stomping off out the hall.
At three-thirty that afternoon, Harry and the other Slytherins hurried down the front steps onto the grounds for their first flying lesson. It was a clear, breezy day, and the grass rippled under their feet as they marched down the sloping lawns toward a smooth, flat lawn on the opposite side of the grounds to the forbidden forest, whose trees were swaying darkly in the distance.
The Gryffindors were already there, and so were twenty broomsticks lying in neat lines on the ground. Harry had heard many older students complain about the school brooms, saying that some of them started to vibrate if you flew too high, or always flew slightly to the left. Their teacher, Madam Hooch, arrived. She had short, grey hair, and yellow eyes like a hawk.
"Well, what are you all waiting for?" she barked. "Everyone stand by a broomstick. Come on, hurry up!" Harry glanced down at his broom. It was old and some of the twigs stuck out at odd angles. 'Great! They expect this pile of crap to hold me! A 250-pound animatronic fox!' Harry thought sarcastically, not expecting much out of this lesson.
"Stick out your right hand over your broom," called Madam Hooch at the front, "and say 'Up!'"
"UP" everyone shouted. Even Harry!
To Harry's surprise, his broom jumped into his hand at once! However it was one of the few that did. Hermione Granger's had simply rolled over on the ground, and Neville Longbottom's hadn't moved at all! 'Perhaps brooms, like horses, could tell when you were afraid? It wouldn't surprise me at this point!' thought Harry. There was a quiver in Neville's voice that said only too clearly that he wanted to keep his feet on the ground.
Madam Hooch then showed them how to mount their brooms without sliding off the end, and walked up and down the rows correcting their grips. Harry was delighted when she told Malfoy he'd been doing it wrong for years. 'Take that you blonde prick!'
"Now, when I blow my whistle, you kick off from the ground, hard," said Madam Hooch. "Keep your brooms steady, rise a few feet, and then come straight back down by leaning forward slightly. On my whistle — three — two —"
But Neville, nervous and jumpy and frightened of being left on the ground, pushed off hard before the whistle had touched Madam Hooch's lips!
"Come back, boy!" she shouted, but Neville was rising straight up like a cork shot out of a bottle — twelve feet — twenty feet! Harry saw his scared white face look down at the ground falling away, saw him gasp, slip sideways off the broom and —!
Not thinking clearly as he watched the poor child fall from the sky, Lolbit's subroutines kicked in, diving forward catching Neville in his arms! A thud and a nasty crack later, both were laying on the floor! Neville staring up at the sky, trying to figure out what just happened! Harry, face down in the dirt, internally hating himself.
Looking up, many saw Neville's broomstick was still rising higher and higher, and started to drift lazily toward the forbidden forest and out of sight. 'Yeah, fuck you too broom!' Harry stated in his spinning head, trying to move Neville off his arms! It was then that he noticed Madam Hooch was bending over Neville, her face as white as his.
"Broken wrist," Harry heard her mutter. "Come on, boy — it's all right, up you get." She stated, pulling Neville up off the floor, freeing Harry's arms. It was then that he noticed something bad! 'Oh crap!' He thought panicked, looking at his now cracked arms, wires sticking out the holes! Luckily, no-one seemed to have noticed yet! 'I can't let them see!'
Harry launched up off the floor, hiding his arms from view of the professor! It was then that she turned to the rest of the class. "None of you is to move while I take this boy to the hospital wing! You leave those brooms where they are, or you'll be out of Hogwarts before you can say 'Quidditch!' Come on, dear." Neville, his face tear-streaked, clutching his wrist, hobbled off with Madam Hooch, who had her arm around him. 'Oh, no thank you Harry! You saved that boys life Harry! Well fuck you then!' Harry growled to himself, looking at his cracked arms in worry. He needed to fix this, quick!
No sooner were they out of earshot than Malfoy burst into laughter. "Did you see his face, the great lump? Hahaha!" he laughed out, much to the annoyance of Harry. What made it worse is when the other Slytherins joined in!
"Shut up, Malfoy," snapped Parvati Patil, one of the Gryffindor girls shouted, not looking best pleased!
"Ooh, sticking up for Longbottom?" mocked Pansy Parkinson, a hard-faced Slytherin girl. "Never thought you'd like fat little cry-babies, Parvati."
"Look!" said Malfoy, darting forward and snatching something out of the grass. "It's that stupid thing Longbottom's gran sent him." The Remembrall glittered in the sun as he held it up. 'Ok, that's it!' Harry thought, before doing something stupid!
"That's enough Draco!" He said, trying to get the boy to listen to reason. Everyone stopped talking to watch.
Malfoy smiled nastily. "Why did you help him Harry? The fat lump deserved it!" He smirked, before his eyes darted towards a nearby tree! "In fact, I think I'll leave it somewhere for Longbottom to find — how about — up a tree?" He said, flying up to be level with the tree! "Malfoy! Final warning! Don't you dare!" But it was too late, as Draco had already thrown the ball into the tree, much to the enjoyment of the other Slytherins! Sadly, that included Daphne and Tracey, much to Harry's disappointment. 'And here I was thinking you where good people.' He thought sadly, before marching off towards the tree.
"What you gonna do Potter? Climb the tree!" Malfoy laughed, looking at Harry with a smirk. To him, he thought he was just messing with a friend! What he did not expect though was for Harry to jump up grabbing a tree branch so hard he almost ripped it off the tree! "I-I was joking Harry!" Draco stated in a panic, knowing he was screwed if Harry reached him! The boy was climbing a 50ft tree for fuck sake! "When I get my hands on you Draco, you will wish you were never born!" Harry shouted, launching himself further up the tree, grabbing the ball in the process! It was only then that he realised Draco had flew off back to the other Slytherins.
"HARRY POTTER!" Everything froze! He knew that voice and he was terrified to look down! Professor McGonagall was running toward them. He climbed to the top of the branch, his body trembling in fear!
"Never — in all my time at Hogwarts —" Professor McGonagall was almost speechless with shock, and her glasses flashed furiously, "— how dare you! You could have broken your neck!" She stated angrily! Harry waited, hoping someone would come to his rescue, however it was not to be. 'Why am I even surprised.' He thought sadly, climbing down out of the tree. "Potter, follow me, NOW!" She shouted, pointing off towards the castle!
Harry caught sight of Malfoy, Crabbe, and Goyle's triumphant faces as he left, walking numbly in Professor McGonagall's wake as she strode toward the castle. He was going to be expelled, he just knew it! He wanted to say something to defend himself, but there seemed to be something wrong with his voice. Professor McGonagall was sweeping along without even looking at him; he had to jog to keep up! Now he'd done it! He hadn't even lasted two weeks! He'd be packing his bags in ten minutes!
Up the front steps, up the marble staircase inside, and still Professor McGonagall didn't say a word to him. She wrenched open doors and marched along corridors with Harry trotting miserably behind her. Maybe she was taking him to Dumbledore. Or worse, Snape! Harry shuddered at the thought.
Just then, they arrived next to a weird statue. One that honestly gave Harry the creeps! Just then, it spoke! Scaring the crap out of Harry! 'And people say I'm scary!' "Password?" It asked. "Gummy Bears." McGonagall said back, making Harry even more confused! Suddenly, the statue moved, revealing a corridor with a spiralling staircase. Following McGonagall up, Harry got a major sense of foreboding.
Arriving at a door at the top of the staircase, Harry was surprised when a voice told them to enter! Walking into the room, Lolbit stared around in amazement at the massive office, which had portraits lining the walls, crazy looking gadgets sitting on tables around the room, and a crazy high bookcase! However, all that amazement faded at the sight of the old pervert! 'Great, I'm about to be attacked!' He thought to himself, as Dumbledore told him to sit. "So, what can I do for you Mr Potter?" He asked. Before Harry could respond however, McGonagall jumped in. "He was preforming dangerous activities outside! Climbing trees and causing chaos! He needs to be expelled!" She finished, only for Dumbledore to give her a thoughtful look. 'What is the old goat planning?' Harry said in his mind, not noticing Dumbledore's eyes go wide at the sight of his scar! "Well, if you believe expulsion is the only way." Dumbles said, pulling a piece of parchment out from his desk. "Then it seems, Mr Potter. That your time at Hogwarts is up." He stated, passing Harry the parchment, which turned out to be a return train ticket!
Harry sat there, frozen! 'This can't be happening!' He thought, his mind frozen in fear. This was the only connection he had left to his parents, and now it was gone! "We expect you to be on the platform by no later than 8pm. Good day Mr Potter." Dumbledore said, basically kicking Harry out of his office.
As Harry walked into the Slytherin common room, he noticed everyone glaring at him for some reason. "What?" He questioned. "What!? What did you stand up for a Dork for!?" Many asked, making Harry shake his head in annoyance. They were not worth his time! Entering his dorm room, Harry started to pack his stuff, completely ignoring his still cracked arms. He would fix them later.
Finally, as all his stuff was packed and Luna safely secured on his shoulder, Harry started to head out his room, only to be stopped by an angry looking Daphne! "What's your problem Potter!?" She questioned, only receiving a blank look from the boy in question. "He did not deserve to be treated like that." Harry replied. 'If there is one thing I can't stand, it's bullies!' He thought to himself. "So? Why would you care?" Tracey continued, looking about as angry as Daphne. Luna just whined on Harry's shoulder, not liking the way they were acting. "I care because I know how it feels! But that does not matter anymore! I have been expelled, I hope everyone is happy!?" He shouted, pushing past them. Just as he was about to leave, he stopped suddenly, turning back to them. "Oh and just for the record. I am not angry, just disappointed." That was all he said, turning and walking out the room, leaving as shocked set of Slytherins in his wake!
"Harry? What are you doing back so early?" Charlie asked, watching as Lolbit entered the mall. It was pretty obvious from the look on his face, he was not happy! "I got expelled! Jokes on them really, I don't give a shit!" He said, walking over to a bench next to the girl. "So, where are we with the Pizza Plex?" He asked, clearly trying to change the subject. Charlie just sighed, before turning back to the planning board on the wall. "Take your pick, there is lots to do!" She stated with a huff, earning a chuckle from Luna and Harry.
Turning to the front of the building, Lolbit smirked. "Lets start here and work from there!" He said, walking off to begin his new endeavour!
Chapter 5 done finally! I have rewritten this thing so many times and then Security Breach came out and it's just been chaos! So, there is gonna be some major changes!
One: Harry will not be going to Hogwarts, however he will still end up there at some point or another!
Two: The ship is changing, however I am not gonna say who it is!
Three: There will be spoilers for Security Breach! They won't be major, but still thought I should mention it!
Four: Glitchtrap and Vanny will make an appearance at some point, however it will not follow the cannon of the games! They wont be the good guys! But they won't be actively trying to kill Harry and Co. either!
Five: Roxy is best girl… Animatronic? Whatever! You can't tell me otherwise!
Anyway, I am really excited to bring you the rest of the story and thank you for putting up with my slow ass uploads! Thing will hopefully start to go back to normal now, but no promises, I just got a pool table! Anyway, thank you for the support and enjoy the rest of the FIC!