Chapter 1 I don't own anything Sly Cooper.

Prologue: This plot goes after the original ending of Sly 3, where Sly gave up the "police" thing and joined his gang again. Everything is back to normal. By that I mean he is a thief again and Carmelita is chasing him...again.

At about midnight, Sly jumped on top of the post office. He peered down at the newspaper machine with his binoucom.

"Too easy." he thought, looking at the lone machine." I gotta get those comics for Murray. That big lug loves them. And Bentley's gonna want that one science section."

Sly jumped down. He tiptoed over to the machine. Sly pried open the newspaper machine with his cane. It wasn't even locked. He pulled a couple of newspapers out and put them in his backpack, saving one for himself. He dashed to a nearby park. After swiftly climbing a flag-pole, he sat on the top.

"Let's see," Sly said, checking his watch."Only12:26, I got some time to kill." He opened up one of his papers. He stared at one of the semi-headlines. "HAPPY CAMPER ORPHANAGE CLOSING DOWN TOMORROW"

"No," Sly whispered. "I MUST STOP THIS!" Sly screamed. He jumped off and sprinted toward his hideout.

About 5 minutes later, Sly got to the hideout. Bentley and Murray were playing checkers.

"For the last time, Murray," Bentley screeched." You aren't supposed to eat the PIECES!"

"I can't help it." Murray said," They're just so delicious. And they look like licorice or cherry-flavored. But they never are! NEVER!"

Then, Sly abruptly burst through the door. "Guys, GUYS!" he yelled."They're closing down the Happy Camper!"

"NO! Not the resturant! I loved the Happy Hamburger!" Murray screamed, at the point of crying." And the...the Happy Fries."

"No, I said the Happy Camper Orphanage!", Sly fired back.

"You never said orphanage.", Bentley added.

"Yeah...well...SHUT UP!" Sly shouted.

"We should go the Orphange.", Murray said as he popped another checker piece in his mouth." And also stop at the Happy Camper Eatery."

"Two things: Let's go to the Orphanage and MURRAY! STOP EATING MY CHECKERS PIECES! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
Bentley screeched until he was purple.

"Calm down, Bentley.", Murray said while stuffing his face with 18 checkers pieces." What's with all the screaming, anyway?"

Bentley started breathe heavily through clenched teeth. He slowly started to cool down and took some stress pills." Calm down, Bentley." he said to himself while massaging his forehead." Count to ten. Breathe slowly." He started to breathe slowly.

"Enough of this emotional junk, let's go already!", Sly whined.

What is going on? Will Murray stop eating checkers? Will I post Chapter 2 next week? Tune in next week to find the answers to all the questions and MORE next time.