I still don't own Sly Cooper...yet.
"Great job driving,Murray.", Sly said reading his menu. "And you then you have to go and get hungery and almost-crash into a Diner. All becuase of your stupid dent!"
"Dent?" Murray said as a waitress walked up to their table.
"Now what ya'll want?" , she said as she got a pen out.
"Three pizzas, one with cheese,one with all organic materials and non-dairy cheese, and a third with everything on it." Bentley said.
"Even the jelly beans and cereal and-." the waitress asked,confused.
"Yes ,everything." Bentley inturrupted, with his eyes glared. "Everything."
"Okay,that'll be ready in about an hour.", the waitress said as she walked away.
"Uhhhh.I hate eating with everyone looking at us.", Sly groaned.
"You think this is bad."Bentley said,looking over his menu. "I'll tell you of an unfortunate event back at the Orphanage. It was at lunch-time...", Bentley began.
It was an average, rainy day for Bentley. "I got to get to the lunch line first. Maybe no one will cut me this time.",Bentley thought as he power-walked to the lunch line. What he then saw was literally breathtaking. So breathtaking he needed to use his inhaler. He was the first one in line for lunch.
"All this hard work has finally paid off.",he said to himself triumphantly."I would like to-awk!",he yelled as someone pushed him.
"Cut.",the gorilla in the jaw-brace wheezed.
"Uh, excuse me, but I was ahead of you." ,Bentley said timidly.
"Oh, really? Well, then have some food." the kid said. He grabbed the back of Bentley's head and slammed the front of his face into the sneeze guard. "Don't that taste good?"
Bentley fell down and slowly started crying. Then other people started to cut Bentley in line. Bentley was too angry to say anything. An hour later after everyone in the orphange had cutted him, Bentley finally got in the line.The lunch-lady noticed Bentley.
"Hello, Bentley." she said with deep voice."Got cut like you usually do?"
"Shut up, Betty." Bentley muttered as she took a ladle and poured some grey glop on his tray. Bentley left and sat by himself at the far table where no one else sat. Bentley couldn't stop thinking about that slack-jawed-gorilla idiot."I hate him."Bentley whispered."He needs a taste of his own medicine." Bentley thought.He got up and carried his tray over to the table where the slack-jawed kid was sitting. "I will make you beg for mercy." Bentley thought, as walked towards the slack-jawed kid. Then he stopped. That slack-jawed kid was looking at him.
"I-I..can't d-d-do this." he said in a high-pitched voice. He started to sweat profusely and turned around. He started to run back to his table. But then,the unthinkable,Bentley lost his footing and slipped. He threw his tray over to another table as unsuspecting kids chatted with each other. Bentley went into his shell and rolled under a table. The tray's grey soup went a kangaroo's shirt. He looked across the lunchroom."GGGGGGGGRRRRRRRR!ROGER!" he yelled. He picked up his open pudding can and threw it at the slack-jawed kid (Roger). Roger ducked and it hit a kid behind him."FOOOOOOOOD FIIIIIIIIGHT!" the kid yelled. A food fight then broke out.Bentley cowered in fear under his table as kids threw cups of water,beans,custard,chairs,and soup at each other. A few kids even tipped over a table to use as a barricade. The other kids tried the same but their table flipped over completely.
"You kids stop NOW!" Betty yelled,trying to keep order. All the kids just started to throw food at her.
"Oh,you want war,do ya? Betty spat,covered in random food.She picked up a bowl of hot soup and threw it at one of the kids. It was a direct hit, as the young elephant kid cried in pain wiggling on the floor.
"Betty! How could you hit Joshy? His life is hard enough as it is!" Another kid yelled. Everyone threw their food at him.
Ms. Puffin stormed into the lunchroom, rumbling with rage.
"SSSSTTTTTTTTTTTOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPP IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!" ,she squawked at the children. For about one minute there was dead slience.
"WHO DID THIS!?, she bellowed. Another minute of silence. Before she could open her beak again,one kid threw a bannana cream pie at her. It hit her directly in the face. Although the kids couldn't see it, Ms. Puffin started to turn purple under the cream. She started to rumble violently and breathe heavily. She slowly started to calm down.
"I am going to go outside and scream for five minutes.",Ms. Puffin snarled slowly. I expect this mess to be picked up by the time I come back. " She then abruptly walked out through the doors.Once she was gone, all the kids ran away. Some stayed and cleaned, others went back to their dorms, while the more stupid children went outside. Bentley slowly walked back to his dorm. After he locked the door to the dorm, he hid under the bed after picking up a physics book and started to read.
"And everyone got punished but me. The end." Bentley said. "What do you think?"
"Uh, good, I guess." Murray said, busy looking at a kiddy menu over an empty pizza box. "Mmmm...pie."
Murray got up and left.
"Murray, where you going?" ,Sly asked.
"Pie..." ,Murray said.
"But the orphanage!" ,Sly yelled, standing up.
"But the pie!"
Sly sat down, realizing there's no arguing with Murray when pie is involved. He picked up his menu, and in the reflection of the glossy plastic, he saw Inspector Carmelita Fox sit down in the booth behind them. Sly realized he and his gang had no disguises. They were doomed.
"Bentley!" Sly wheezed in an extremely soft, hoarse voice. "Carmelita! Behind us!"
"What was that, Sly?" Bentley said rather loudly.
"Carmelita! Here! No disguises!" ,Sly wheezed again.
"Are you choking on the carmel in Murray's pizza?" ,Bentley said.
Sly made some hand gestures, pointing behind them. Bentley misunderstood as Sly choking.
"Sly! He's choking! HELP!" ,Bentley screeched.
Murray dropped his 8th pie and ran over to Sly.
"I'll save you!" He screamed as he attempted a sloppy heimlich manuver. Sly shoved Murray off of him.
"Carmelita is BEHIND US!" Sly yelled. By now Carmelita noticed them.
"Well, if it isn't Sly Cooper and his 'gang'." She said smugly. "You are all under arrest."
"Carmelita, I didn't know you liked diner food too." Sly said smoothly. "Can I treat you to some pizza?"
"Or some pie." ,Murray said, half-covered in pie.
"How about jail tme with a side of community service?" Carmelita said, holding up her shock pistol.
"Actually I'd like- WHOA LOOK OVER THERE!" ,Sly wailed.
"Whuh?" Carmelita said as she turned around. there was nothing there. When she turned back, all that was left was a calling card.
"COOPER!" she screamed. But they were long gone.