Sly and his friends watched Carmelita sell cookies,brownies,and other baked goods from the top of the police station.
"It doesn't get any better than this." Sly said.
"What? Watching Carmelita sell baked goods?"Murray asked.
"No,what I'm about to do."Sly said as he jumped off.
"Sly,what are you doing?"Bentley groaned.
Sly walked up to the stand Carmelita was at.
"Hey Carmelita,got any cupcakes for me?"Sly said as walked up.
"Cooper,I don't need any of this."Carmelita replied,annoyed.
"What's the matter? Afraid to sell cupcakes to a thief?" Sly teased as he walked away.As he walked into the Team Van,Carmelita crushed a cupcake in rage.Murray and Bentley were already in the van as they sped away.
"Sly."Bentley whined."Why did you get Carmelita so mad? She's only gonna try harder to arrest us!"
"Bentley,you know I love Carmelita when she's mad."Sly said."What's so bad about Carmelita trying harder to arrest us? The more we see of her the better."
Bentley buried his head in his hands knowing there was no way to convince Sly not to mess around with Carmelita just like it was impossible to argue with Murray about pie.And almost like Murray read Bentley's thoughts,he brought up pie.
"You know what. We should get some pie.Let's go back to that bake sale." he said.
"No time.While Sly was in the hospital,I found a great job to pull off when I went online."Bentley began."We just need to go to Paris and-"
"Remember the time we stole all those brownies from Ms.Puffin?"Murray interupted.
"Hey! We can talk about the past later."Bentley yelled."Let's talk future now!"
"The future can wait,I'd rather reminisce!"Sly added.
Bentley sighed. "Fine,weren't we playing outside when it happened..."
"No, no!" Sly interupted. "Bentley, listen, no offense, but you can't tell a story. I'm tellin' this story. It starts like this..."
"Wait! If you're gonna tell the story,I'm gonna drive!" Benley said."What do you think about that,Murray?"
"Check!" Murray yelled,excited."I get to do nothing!"
As Sly, Murray and Bentley were playing jacks outside, when an anouncement came over the intercom.
"SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO ME!" Ms. Puffin screamed over the intercom. "We are no longer serving unhealthy snacks to you such as donuts, brownies, and other unhealthy pastries.We WANT you ALL healthy. That is all." She was obviously eating food while she talked.
"That's not fair! I'm hungry now." Murray said.
"I could use a good cupcake right about now. Got a plan Bentley?" Sly asked.
"Sly, I'm not a calculator. I can't think of plans that easily." Bentley responded."This would make the Cookie Connection look like a walk through the park.But first we need to get into Ms. Puffin's office."
"How we gonna do that?" Murray asked.
"Simple."Bentley replied. "We just have to beat up Joshy."
"Why? Why Joshy?" Sly asked.
"First off, we need to get a distraction to get into Ms. Puffin's office. Second, Joshy is easiest kid to pick on." Bentley explained. "Murray, go tell Joshy the plan. I'm sure he can act along with it."
"Check!" Murray said.
"Then, Sly and I will sneak into Ms. Puffin's office."
"Check!" Murray said again.
"Okay, I think we can start." Sly said.
"Everybody to their positions, Operation:Brownie Break-in begins!"
Murray walked over to Joshy.
"Hey, you stupid elephant!" Murray shouted at Joshy, not even telling him the plan. "You always get hurt, and I'm gonna' help!"
"Wha-what are you doing?" Joshy asked.
"I'm gonna' pound you into the ground!"
"Why? What did I do?"
"EVERYTHING!" Murray said as he tried to pick up Joshy.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO JOSHY!" Ms. Puffin screamed as she walked up to Murray.
"Trying to beat up Joshy," Murray responded. "Wanna help?"
"As much as I'd like to, I can't.Thanks to the 'law'." Ms. Puffin said,disapointed."But you and me,hippo, are going to have a little discusssion about hurting other students..."
Sly and Bentley crawled through Ms. Puffin's office window. Their plan was working perfectly.
"Okay, Bentley. Where should we start?" Sly asked.
"Probably in that closet over there." Bentley said. They walked up to the door. The keys were already in the keyhole and there was a Welcome mat in front of it.
"You do it, Sly."
"Okay." He turned the doorknob. It was unlocked.Sly took the keys out and left the door open. Sly opened it to see a stockpile of pastries.
"This is... unbelivable!" Sly said hoarsely. Sly and Bentley walked into the room.It was roughly the size of a garage.Boxes of brownies,cakes,cookies, and pies were everywhere. There were even five refridgerators on the far wall with ice cream cakes in them.
"Pinch me Sly.I think I'm gonna faint."Bentley said,groggily.
Then, the unthinkable happened. Ms. Puffin walked into the room with Joshy and Murray.
"AND another thing, NEVER, and I mean NEVER, EVER even attempt to hurt Joshy. EVER. And Joshy, you have to- WHAT ARE DOING IN MY CLOSET!" She screamed.
"Murray! Joshy! Get in here!" Bentley screeched.Murray and Joshy scattered into the closet.Bentley quickly locked the door.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! GET OUT NOOOOW!" Ms. Puffin shouted.
"Sorry,we're too busy eating all of your delicious brownies." Sly yelled back.
"Oh by the way.We got your keys."Bentley added.
"AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!"Ms. Puffin yelled as she punched the door repeatedly.
"Please."Joshy pleaded."Don't hurt me.I just want some ice cream cake."
"Joshy,didn't Murray tell you that beating you up was just an act?" Bentley asked.
"Act?" Murray said as he shoved some donuts into his mouth.
"Murray! You have to listen to me when I give plans out!" Bentley yelled.
"Hey, guys, I got an idea. We should give all this food to the other kids? We could just throw it out that window." Sly suggested.
"Great idea!" Bentley said.
Sly grabbed an Ice cream cake out of one of the refridgerators. He walked up to the window.
Ms. Puffin began to kick the door down,
"Come on!" Sly shouted. "We can make it out of this window!"
Bentley and Murray climbed out the window. Joshy was still sitting down. He had ice cream cake all over his face.Ms. Puffin walked over to where Joshy was.
"JOSHY! WHY DID YOU EAT MY FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDD! AAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHHHHH!" Ms. Puffin shrieked.
"I wonder what happened to Joshy..." Sly finished.
"The next day,I remember he was in a sling." Murray added.
"I could have told it better," Bentley mumbled.
"Whaddya say Bentley?" Sly asked.
I said-AH, look out!" Bentley screamed,not realizing he was still driving as the van crashed into a purple blur.The van braked hard.
"What was that?"Sly exclaimed.All three quickly filed out.They saw that the "purple blur" was the Guru.
"MASTER!" Murray yelled as he went to his fallen master.
"H-I...h-h-he just jumped out in front,I couldn't stop..."Bentley spat.
"Look what you've done Bentley."Murray sobbed."Your incompetence and greed have killed my master."
" I didn't do IT!" Bentley yelled,crying.The Guru jumped up.
"Glagga noog a la finfo frot dinder jibba hibba." the Guru said.
"You're alive!" Murray yelled as he hugged his master.
"And you're right,you should have looked both ways before crossing the road." Bentley added.
"Bake sale's over,dirtbags." Carmelita said from behind.The Guru ran away into a nearby forest.
"Carmelita.How'd the bake sale go?" Sly said as Carmelita held her gun up."Wait, you can't arrest us, you couldn't of finished raising money to rebuild the orphage, speaking of which, got any-ZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTT!" Sly said as Carmelita shocked him,Murray and Bentley at the same time.They all fell to the ground.