Now, I got a request for a Furrball and Rubella Rat story, and thought of how it goes, but I somehow forgot about it, so here it is.


Furrball was walking to ACME Looniversity with a paper bug full of sardine cans. He didn't know how many of them actually had (edible) sardines in them, but he will find out at lunchtime, assuming Sweetie doesn't cross paths with him. Just as he was about to enter the building, he heard a voice yelling:

"Commoner!"

He turned to see who's voice it was. It was not Montana Max, as the voice was much different from Monty's voice. The voice was actually Rubella Rat.

"I just came to this ACME Loo to see all the commoners like you attending!" She laughed. "Unlike Perfecto Prep. We get five-star meals made by five-star chefs. Heck, they could even be six stars. Have fun getting sick from poor people food, vagrant!"

She laughed as she walked off, leaving behind an upset Furrball. All the while, Babs was watching the entire thing. She walked up to Furrball.

"Don't let her talk to you like that." She said. "I know her all too well. If she persists with this making fun of your social status, I'll be getting involved, and your statuses will be swapped out around."

Then, Babs turned tot he reader.

"Eat your heart out, Dhar Mann." She said.


After school, Furrball went to the bus stop, and coincidentally, Babs was right there (well, so were the other students but this story is focusing on Furrball, Rubella, and Babs).

"Wow!" Rubella's voice scoffed. "Now you're waiting for a bus?!"

"We always wait for a bus after school!" Babs retorted.

"Bah! Me and Roderick always take limousines to and from Perfecto Prep!" Rubella laughed, sounding smug. "I'm actually surprised Montana Max doesn't attend it! He's got the money!"

"So why don't you go bother him?" Babs seethed.

"I could, but it's fun picking on trash like you and that blue cat there." Rubella laughed. "Later, commoners."

As Rubella left, Babs was left visible annoyed while Furrball looked a little more upset.

"Just try to ignore her as much as you can." Babs consoled Furrball. "She's trying to get ya down. You can't help your status."

She turned to the reader again.

"Notice how this story is gonna be like a Dhar Mann video?" She asked. "But we'll get to the comeuppance part shortly, if the writer doesn't procrastinate so much."


Later that day, Furrball was passing a fancy clothing shop. He looked through the shop window and was amazed with the displays. There were mannequins that had the fanciest tuxedos and dresses he had ever seen. He started to imagine himself wearing one of those tux's.

"And the award for fanciest tuxedo goes to... Furrball!" The Buster in Furrball's imagination announced.

Furrball walked onto a stage wearing an extremely fancy blue tuxedo covered in shining gems. Buster handed him a large golden trophy that had a tuxedo on the top. As everyone cheered and applauded for him, Babs, Shirley, and Fifi approached him.

"Oh Furrball, we just love cats that dress super smart." Babs complimented, flittering her eyes at him.

"Like, back off Babs!" Shirley yelled. "He's totally mine!"

"Non!" Fifi intervened. "He could be for, how you say, le trois of us."

The Amazing Three started kissing Furrball around his face, causing his face to turn red.

"Ha!" Rubella's voice laughed, waking Furrball up from his daydream. "You can't even afford these clothes so you have to have a stupid daydream about them!"

Babs was watching Rubella pick on Furrball from across the street, and decided that enough was enough.

"Pick on my friends, eh?" She said. "I guess it's time for those two to swap shoes!"

Before going to do her plan, she looked at the reader once again.

"And in case you're wondering, yes, I did see Furrball's daydream." She said. "And no, I'm not mad."

Then, she took off to do her plan. Meanwhile, Rubella was teasing Furrball with a stack of money.

"You'll never even be able to hold this much money!" She taunted.

Suddenly, there was the sound of loud casino music and bright lights flashing. There was a place called "Casino for rich people to be more rich".

"Eeeeeee!" Rubella squealed. "Sounds like my place."

Rubella rushed to the casino, and a hole appeared next to Furrball. Babs' hand came out and handed him a card.

"Come to the casino." It read.

Taking the note's advice, Furrball walked to the casino. It was full of slot machines, playing cards, and people who are rich and poor playing against each other. Furrball approached a table that Rubella Rat was at, and there was Babs, disguised as a casino worker.

"Welcome to the wheel of riches and poverty!" She greeted. "The rich person bets their money and spins a wheel. If it lands on something good, she gets even more money, if it lands on something bad, all the money goes to the poor person."

She took out a wheel, and it all read "good" on every spot, causing Rubella's face to brighten with glee. Her grin was reaching her ears. The Grinch and the Joker (DC) would both be envious of Rubella's smile.

"Looks like I'm gonna be the richest girl in Perfecto Prep." She bragged.

She decided to bet all of her money and expensive stuff on the wheel, and spun it. As the wheel was spinning, she was having an imagination herself.

"Ladies and gentleman, presenting the richest rat in not only Perfecto Prep, but ACME Acres, Rubella Rat!" The Roderick in her imagination announced.

Rubella, in her imagination, walked onto a stage in the fanciest gown you could ever imagine, and was given a trophy for the world's richest person. The trophy was big enough to reach the ceiling. Buster, Babs, Furrball, Plucky, Billy, and Hamton approached Rubella, and they were all on their knees.

"Spare money with us, almighty one?" Buster pleaded.

"Not a chance!" Rubella scoffed.

She started laughing at them, and the sounds of alarms woke her up from her imagination. The wheel was flashing red, and a sign read "lost".

"WHAT?!" She snapped. "They all say good!"

Babs removed all the "good" sections from the wheel, to reveal that they all have "bad" underneath them.

"And Furrball wins!" Babs announced, removing her disguise.

While Babs was handing Furrball his new riches, Rubella was motionless with horror. She could not even begin to believe that she had lost all her money and riches. This was the worst thing that had ever happened to her.

"I-I'm broke...?" She stammered with horror.


The next day, Rubella walked to Perfecto Prep. Instead of her usual clothes, she was wearing ripped rags that were sewn together, and her lunch was a paper bag full of scraps she found in a dumpster.

"Ha!" Roderick laughed. "Everyone look, it's Roofless Rubella!"

The students of Perfecto Prep started pointing at Rubella and laughing while chanting "Roofless Rubella" over and over. She glanced across the street to see Furrball in a car made of gold, wearing a lot of rich attires. In the car was Buster, Babs, Plucky, Hamton, Billy, Shirley, Dizzy, and Fifi. He looked at Rubella and readjusted his sunglasses.

"That cat...!" She thought to herself.

Later that evening, ACME Looniversity was hosting a "fanciest tuxedo" competition.

"And the award for fanciest tuxedo goes to... Furrball!" Buster announced.

Furball walked ontot he stage wearing a blue tuxedo with sparkling gems on it, the exact same tuxedo he was wearing in that imagination sequence he had. And just like in his imagination, he was given a gold trophy with a tuxedo on top, and just like in his imagination, the Amazing Three approached him.

"Oh Furrball, we just love cats that dress super smart." Babs complimented, flittering her eyes at him.

"Like, back off Babs!" Shirley yelled. "He's totally mine!"

"Non!" Fifi intervened. "He could be for, how you say, le trois of us."

The Amazing Three started kissing Furrball around his face, causing his face to turn red. While he was getting kissed, Rubella Rat approached him, and she was on her knees.

"Spare money with me, blue cat?" She pleaded.

"Not a chance!" Furrball scoffed.

He laughed proudly while Babs, Shirey, and Fifi continued kissing him. He looked at the reader and gave a big smile as it irises out.