Tiny Toon Adventures: Tooney FanFiction Series Chapter 10: Teacher & Student Day, a tiny toon adventures fanfic

It was Teacher and Student day at ACME Looniversity. On this day, each student spends an entire day with their respective mentor. Let's start with Buster and Bugs, shall we?

"When you're needing to outsmart the likes of Elmer and Sam, try using drag attires." Bugs taught.

"I used a disguise like that once before." Buster replied.

"Oh yeah?" Bugs asked. "Prove it."

Buster donned the drag attire he wore in "Two-Tonne Town".

"Hmm, not bad." Bugs replied. "But I have more experience in it. Let me demonstrate."

Bugs started donning the various drag disguises he wore over the years, much to the amazement of Buster.

"Take some notes, Buster." Bugs informed. "Who knows, the author might have you dress this way in a future story."

"Hmm, would he?" Buster asked.

"Don't ask me." Bugs replied.

We now cut to Babs and Honey.

"And then do I cut the rope?" Babs asked.

"That's only when he goes for your sandwich." Honey replied.

Bosko came in, and saw the sandwich on a singular table. Next to the sandwich was a note that read "Honey's sandwich".

"Ooh, Honey's sandwich." He said. "It must be for me."

He reached for the sandwich, only for Honey to cut a rope with a pair of scissors. Before Bosko could get his hands on Honey's sandwich, a giant piano fell onto him as a result of Honey cutting the rope.

"Perhaps I could use that trick on Buster the next time he calls me Barbara Ann." Babs schemed.

"Or at least if he tries to take your sandwich." Honey replied.

Let's move onto Plucky and Daffy.

"That's despicable!" Daffy exclaimed. "Are you seriously writing more of those love letters to Shirley?!"

"I know she'll accept them soon!" Plucky proudly replied.

"I don't need to remind you boy, but you've already had detention for sending her too many letters... twice... yesterday!" Daffy scolded.

"It's something you'll have to deal with." Plucky replied, not even looking at Daffy.

"Well, if any guy tries to stand in the way of you and your plans, you know what to say." Daffy informed.

"I sure do." Plucky replied.

"You're despicable." They both said in unison.

"I taught ya so well." Daffy informed, shedding a single tear.

And now for Hamton and Porky.

"And that, Hamton, is why it's always important to stay loy-loy-loy-loy-loy true to your friends." Porky taught.

"Even Plucky?" Hamton asked.

"Yes, especially Plucky." Porky replied. "Even though Daff- I mean Plucky may be a pa-pa-pa-pa-pa nuisance at times, it's always important to stick with him for the sake of Warner Brothers."

"I heard that when Tiny Toons Looniversity comes, some changes will be made to me and Plucky." Hamton replied.

"As long as you two remain a du-du-du-du-du-duo together, it would be fitting." Porky replied.

"As long as some fans don't ship me and Plu-" Hamton started.

"Let's not g-g-g-g-g-g-g-go there." Porky interrupted.

"Good idea." Hamton replied, looking embarrassed.

Let's go to Furrball and Sylvester.

"And that, Furrball, is how you catch a mouse." Sylvester taught. "And make sure you don't come back with sneezes like that one time!"

"Oh father, what are you doing?" Asked Sylvester JR, who walked into the classroom.

"Son, what are you doing here?" Sylvester asked.

"I heard that you have a student, so I came to see what you were teaching him." Sylvester JR replied.

"This is Furrball." Sylvester introduced to JR. "He's been my student for quite a while."

"Has my father been teaching you to catch mice?" JR asked Furrball.

Furrball nodded his head.

"What he teaches ends in failure." Sylvester JR replied.

"That's not true at all!" Sylvester retorted.

Sylvester went on a long tirade on how cats are superior to mice, while Sylvester JR and Furrball looked at each other and shrugged.

We move onto Sweetie and Tweety.

"Wow, Tweety!" Sweetie happily exclaimed. "I can learn so much from you with harming those mean vicious predators."

"I speak fwom expewience." Tweety replied. "Although, I do not tink I should speak fwom that mysteries sewies since the authow doesn't wike it."

"You know what I don't get?" Sweetie asked. "Why is it the viewers see me as the villain in the situations with me and Furrball, especially the author. He just doesn't get how innocent I am.

"I would not talk bad about the authow if I were you." Tweety replied.

"What's he gonna do?" Sweetie asked. "He cannot do anything to me."

Suddenly, an anvil fell onto Sweetie.

"Touché, author." She said. "Touché."

And now for Fowlmouth and Foghorn Leghorn.

"I said, I say didn't I tell ya to control ya cussin'?" Foghorn asked. "I've been getting complaints that ya cuss too much."

"I can't (bleep-bleep) help it." Fowlmouth replied.

"I say, by the looks of it, ya can." Foghorn scolded. "And what's with your constant fanboyin' over Shirley, boy?!"

"She's just... amazing." Fowlmouth replied, starting to daydream about Shirley.

Foghorn banged a wooden plank on his desk to wake up Fowlmouth.

"Well, that's one, I say, one sentence you made without cussing." He said.

"I guess I can (bleep-bleep) help it." Fowlmouth replied.

Foghorn facepalmed.

Let's go to Fifi and Pepe (excited for this one, weren't ya?)

Fifi left gifts for Pepe on his desk.

"Fifi, mon pupil." Pepe greeted. "What are zhese?"

"Gifts I 'ave for vou." Fifi replied, in a happy tone.

Pepe saw that the gifts were French chocolates, as well as a poem.

"Fifi, zhat ees so 'eartwarming of vous to do." Pepe replied, shedding a single tear.

"Moi ees still upset about vou getting cancelled." Fifi sadly replied.

"Hey, Fifi." Pepe replied, going to her. "Just because I am, how you say, cancelled, zhat does not mean I am cancelled from your heart."

Then, he turned to the reader. "And zhat goes to vou all too." He continued.

Fifi leaped onto Pepe in a big hug.

"Zhat ees true, Pepe." She said, shedding joy tears.

Pepe, with a smile on his face, started patting Fifi on her head.

"Let us share zhe chocolates, yes?" He offered.

Now to Dizzy and Taz.

"To make rabbit stew, you need big pot, carrots, and rabbit." Taz taught.

"But rabbit not Buster or Babs, are they?" Dizzy asked. "They my friends."

"We talk about that later." Taz replied, frowning. "Put rabbit in big pot, cut carrots and add them to liquid, boil until ready."

"Me getting hungry just hearing." Dizzy informed, salivating.

"You wait until we find rabbit." Taz replied.

"Make sure it not Buster nor Babs." Dizzy replied.

Taz wasn't amused.

Let's now go to Calamity and Wile E.

"So, Calamity, do you know how to fire an anvil with a slingshot?" Wile E asked.

Calamity nodded.

"Very good." Wile E replied. "Alright, I attached an image of a Road Runner of this target. Go ahead and shoot the anvil."

Calamity pulled on a slingshot with an anvil attached. It seemed like he could get a perfect shot, only for the slingshot to slip out of Calamity's hand, smash through a window, and a loud "bonk" noise was heard.

"Alright, who threw this slingshot?!" Bugs demanded, rubbing his head.

Calamity and Wile E looked at each other, and both ran out of the classroom.

And now for Little Beeper and Road Runner.

"Beep-Beep." Road Runner said.