Disclaimer: I don't own the outsiders,Caryn,or Payton.They own themselves. This is my Mary-Sue parody. I'm not serious,THIS IS A JOKE. I know the ages are wrong, but hey tomato tomahto.
My friends Caryn and Payton and I were walking around downtown in Tulsa. We were in a dark alley when Caryn bent down to tie her shoe. I kicked her in the face.
"Oops, my bad." I said, while Payton and I giggled.
"IM SURE IT WAS,-----!" She cussed me out.
"Oh yeah, you're so tough,Caryn." I said sarcastically. She pulled out a switchblade and a heater.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!" I screamed. She pinned me up against the brick wall.
For some reasn she started flapping her arms. "I'm gonna KILL you, Jay!" She yelled at me, I couldn't help but giggle.
Right then three guys came around the corner. Three very handsome, tough looking, boys. One of them grabbed Caryn.
"What the hell is going on here?" He said. Caryn started screaming and bit him. I knew them when I saw them up close, they were part of a gang. Two-Bit Mathews, Dallas Winston, and Johnny Cade.
Caryn explained why she was trying to murder me, and they invited us to the Dingo for a Coca-Cola or a Seven-Up. They went over in a corner and we could hear them whispering. It went a little something like this.
Two-Bit, said "Man, I want the blonde one. The one that was trying to kill her friend! Caryn! I get her man!"
Then Dallas said, "I want the one she was trying to kill. That's one cute redhead! Man, can I have her?"
Then Johnny, " I want the other girl. The shy one. She reminds me of myself, plus she looks about my age."
It worked out perfect because Two-Bit and Caryn were both 17, Me and Dallas were both 16, and Payton and Johnny were both 14. It was perfect-o. Then we went and met the gang and they all loved us. It looked like we were going to have a perfect year this year!