Everyone, I have some news. From this chapter onwards, all chapters will have three stories in each of them, while the final chapter will have one story. There will be twenty chapters in this series. The reason being is that there was another story idea I got that I forgot about, and this way, it can feel more like the original Tiny Toons TV show. As Elmyra would say it: Let the show begin!
The students of ACME Looniversity got off the bus.
"Hiya, toonsters!" Buster greeted. "Ever wanted to see the students doing activities with one-another?"
"Look no further than here." Babs added. "We've got three stories here that show some of us together doing something. First, let's start with the very first sleepover at ACME Looniversity."
(Snowy Sleepover)
A snowstorm hit ACME Acres like a meteor. Most of the buildings were covered in snow, but ACME Looniversity was somehow made accessible. The students were in Sylvester's class.
"And then Granny called Tweety the best pet anyone could ever have right in front of me." He finished. "And that's why the author called that episode the number one worst Sylvester torture episode on his YouTube channel."
Suddenly, the final bell rang.
"Looks like school is out of session." Sylvester announced. "Alright students, try not to get buried in the snow. You won't be able to come back in here if you get sick."
As the students darted out of the classroom, Sylvester happened to glance at the window, where the snow has revealed to be completely covering ACME Looniversity.
"Suffering Succotash!" He yelled.
The students opened the entrance door, to find that they're snowed into the building.
"Wait a second!" Plucky Duck yelled. "It's June! Why would it even snow in June!"
"Because us being snowed in is part of this story's plot." Buster explained.
"I could vacuum the snow." Hamton suggested.
"Or me could spin through it." Dizzy suggested.
"Hold on!" Babs interfered. "I have an idea! Why don't we all spend the night in the school?"
"You, like, mean like a sleepover or some junk?" Shirley asked.
Babs nodded in response.
"Hold on there!" Bugs interfered. "As the principal, I have the say in the matter!"
The Tiny Toons all looked at Bugs with big eyes and puppy dog faces to where their eyes were touching the ceiling and the rest of their bodies could not be seen.
"Well..." Bugs replied. "I don't see why not."
"The first sleepover at ACME Looniversity is now in session!" Buster loudly announced.
"Hold on!" Montana Max boomed. "I'm not spending a night with a bunch of rabbits!"
"What are you talking about, Monty?" Elmyra asked. "This is a perfect moment! I get to spend a night with all the cuddly-wuddly fuzzy-wuzzy heads!"
"Uhhh... hey Elmyra!" Buster yelled out.
"Yes, bunny-wunny?" Elmyra asked.
"Did I ever tell you and Monty that there bunnies with money in that closet?" Buster asked.
The two immediately rushed into the closet, for Babs to slam it shut and board the door up.
"That should keep them out of our hair." She said.
Before Elmer and Sam could interfere, Bugs had already trapped them in another closet.
"Argue about it, and yer both fired." He said.
Calamity started boiling hot cocoa in a pot with a blowtorch.
"I wouldn't do that if I were you." The sign Little Beeper was holding read.
"What's the worse than can happen?" The sign Calamity held up read.
Suddenly, the pot disintegrated, and the hot cocoa poured onto Calamity's hand, turning it red and causing him to go flying into the air. Little Beeper got out a bathtub full of ice, and help Calamity land into it.
"Next time, just cook it on a stove or in a microwave." The sign Beeper held up read, when Calamity got out of the ice bath.
"Ain't ya a stinker?" Bugs asked, munching on a carrot.
Daffy was trying to open a window.
"Daffy, what are ya doing?" Bugs asked.
"If the students are gonna be cooped up in here, let's at least give them snow to play with." Daffy replied, struggling to open the window.
After getting the window open, Daffy ends up completely covered in snow. He comes out and looks like a snowman.
"Daffy the snow-duck..." The students started singing.
"Stop singing!" Daffy yelled. "That singing is despicable!"
"Hey uhh, could we hurry this along?" Bugs asked. "The viewers may see this as filler."
Later, the Tiny Toons were in their sleeping bags.
"Well, the author has something planned for this moment anyways." Bugs shrugged.
Plucky and Fowlmouth were next to each other.
"I still remember that dangum stream with them kissing." Fowlmouth steamed, with steam coming out of his ears (does he even have ears?)
"Easy there my fowl friend, I have an idea." Plucky replied.
Plucky let Fowlmouth in on his idea. When the Tiny Toons were all asleep, they gently moved Furrball out of his sleeping bag and placed him onto Shirley. Afterwards, they gently nudged her enough to wake her up.
"That cat is gonna get slapped." Fowlmouth whispered.
Shirley woke up and saw Furrball sleeping on her. The two snickering fowls were expecting her to get mad and slap him, but much to their unpleasant surprise, she smiled and started patting his head.
"What?!" Plucky scoffed, whisper-shouting.
Furrball started purring, which got the attention of Fifi and Babs, who came over and started petting him too.
"Aww, who's a good boy?" Babs asked in a playful voice, tickling his tummy and kissing his forehead.
"Furrball ees." Fifi cooed, scratching under his chin with her index finger.
"Like, how sweet." Shirley beamed, rubbing his head.
All the while, Plucky and Fowlmouth were watching while their jaws drop.
"Heh, Furrball getting girls?" Sweetie snickered. "Never thought I'd see the day."
"You could pet him too." Babs suggested.
"I think I'd rather have an elephant fall on me." Sweetie scoffed.
Suddenly, an elephant fell on Sweetie, which woke up everyone else.
"This... stupid author..." She scowled, dazed and flattened by the elephant's bottom.
"Well, you did say that's what you'd rather happen to ya." Buster commented.
In the morning, Gogo sounded an alarm so loud it broke all the windows.
"Cuckoo! Cuckoo!" He yelled. "If you miss the snow, you're cuckoo!"
There was still snow outside, but the buildings were accessible once again. The Tiny Toons rushed outside to have a massive snowball fight. After being covered in snow to where he looks like a snow-duck, Plucky, who has turned red in the face, yelled out:
"IT'S JUNE!"
And it irises out on Plucky's steaming head.
The snow melted outside ACME Loo and flowers started blooming. Buster and Babs walked on the flowers, both looking exhausted.
"Hiya toonsters." Buster greeted, sounding exhausted.
"We just got back... from a field trip from heck." Babs added, also sounding exhausted. "Should we tell them how it went, Buster?"
"If it doesn't kill us." Buster replied.
(Trip to Heck and Back)
The students of ACME Looniversity were on a bus, ready for a field trip. Before the bus could get rolling, however, Bugs approached the front to make an announcement.
"Eh, attention students!" He announced. "I know yer all excited, but we're adding a new student here as a test to see if she's worthy of being an ACME Loo student and not because her mother is threatening to sue us if we don't take her despite the fact she's not yet a student."
Bugs' eye twitched after saying aloud the final sentence. Afterwards, someone walked onto the bus. It was a little girl with curly blonde hair, freckles, a dark blue dress and red shoes.
"Everyone, this is Coatshave." Bugs introduced. "She will be joining us on this trip and possibly be joining our school."
Coatshave didn't look like a friendly girl. She was grinning like she was better than everyone. She walked to the seat where Buster and Babs were sitting.
"This seat is mine now! Get off!" She demanded.
"You know that there are other available seats, right?" Buster asked.
"Well I want these ones!" Coatshave replied.
"The seats are two-person, and one of each toon." Babs explained.
Coatshave started to pull on Babs' ears hardly to where they began to extend.
"I want those seats!" Coatshave screamed.
"We haven't even left and already there's a dispute!" Bugs exclaimed, walking over.
"They won't let me sit!" Coatshave yelled, on the verge of tears.
Bugs pondered.
"I've got a special seat for ya." He said.
The seat was a single chair tied to the front of the bus. Coatshave was screaming her head off the entire time. When they got to the ACME Acres wide-field park (not really a creative name is it?), Coatshave's behaviour didn't exactly improve.
"That seat was ridiculous!" She screamed. "Wait until my mommy hears about this!"
"I'm sure she'd be happy to you that you pulled on Babs' ears after she didn't give up a seat for ya." Buster replied.
"You never gave up that seat for me!" Coatshave retorted.
"We heave another seat for you!" Babs informed.
Then, Babs and Buster started wiggling their butts in Coatshave's face.
"I don't want those!" Coatshave yelled. "But whatever! I better be getting the proper treatment here!"
"Hehe. She said butt." Buster snickered.
She walked over to Dizzy, Calamity, and Dizzy, who were playing cricket.
"I wanna play!" She demanded.
"It just three of us!" Dizzy replied, hurling the ball at Calamity.
After Calamity whacked the ball, Coatshave caught it, and hurled it right at Little Beeper's face, resulting in the red bird getting a black eye.
"What girl problem?!" Dizzy demanded.
"You wouldn't obey me!" Coatshave screamed, storming off.
As she walked off, Montana Max was counting a stack of dollars in his hands.
"Fifty thousand, sixty thousand, seventy thousand..." He counted.
As he was counting, Coatshave swiped the stacks from his hands.
"Mine now!" She yelled.
"Hey!" Montana Max yelled.
The two started pulling on the money in a tug-of-war like fight, while yelling obscure things to each other. Suddenly the stack was ripped in half, and all halves of all money started floating in the wind, and all coincidentally ended up in the same woodchipper. After seeing the money get shredded, the two of them started flailing on the ground in massive temper tantrums. All the while, Buster and Babs watched and sighed.
"Oh great, two spoiled brats." Buster sighed.
"Who said two spoiled brats are better than one?" Babs sighed.
"Ooh, look at the kitty-witty head!" A familiar voice boomed.
Elmyra rushed over to Coatshave with her arms open, only for Coatshave to slap Elmyra across her hard enough to leave a red print (happy, Elmyra haters?)
"You're voice is too loud and annoying!" Coatshave yelled. "Shut up and go away!"
As Coatshave stormed off, Elmyra was left in shock with a stinging pain on her face.
"I... got... slapped?" Elmyra stammered, in utter surprise and horror.
Meanwhile, Furrball was watching the cars while enjoying an ice-cream. Coatshave saw the ice-cream and went to confront Furrball.
"Give me that ice-cream!" Coatshave demanded.
Furrball shook his head in response.
"Then have it your way!" Coatshave yelled.
To Furrball's horror, Coatshave pushed Furrball into the road, causing the blue cat to scream loudly in terror at seeing a car about to speed into him. Luckily, Taz heard Furrball's scream, and used his spin ability to nab Furrball, and bring him back onto the pavement unscathed.
"Try to run over a student, eh?!" Yosemite Sam snapped.
Sam started shooting bullets at the car's wheel, causing the car to go off the road and crash into a wall.
"I said, I say what were ya thinking?!" Foghorn snapped at Coatshave.
"Butt out of it, you nosy idiot!" Coatshave replied.
"That's it!" Bugs yelled out. "I've had it up to here with ya! You're rejected from ACME Loo! I don't care what yer mother says!"
"Oh, don't you?!" A voice demanded.
It was Coatshave's mother, who is also a Karen!
"You would dare deny my precious angel access to your school?!" She demanded. "I'll be taking your boy bunny behind to court to ensure that I take over your school and fire you all as teachers! You will be hearing from my lawyer!"
While she was talking, Buster and Babs both lit two giant rockets, took two long pieces of string, and used the string to tie Coatshave and her mother to each rocket by their wrists. The rockets took off, blasting off Coatshave and her mother upwards, until the rockets exploded.
"They sure had a blast." Buster chuckled.
"They went out with a bang." Babs chuckled.
And with that, this episode irises out with the two bunnies high-fiving.
Buster and Babs are seen laying on top of a hill, staring at the clouds.
"Ever wondered what's beyond those clouds?" Buster asked.
"You mean apart from... that place?" Babs asked.
"Apart from that." Buster replied. "But did you know that there's a magical cloud city?"
"But, the city is owned by... Disney!" Babs seethed, thinking of the rival company. "Oh wait, that's right. This is a FanFiction. Disney can't sue us. Go ahead and start the story, author."
(Sky-High City)
There is a large tarp that had a sign reading "Device Under Construction" written on it. Calamity's feet were seen sticking out of the bottom of the tarp.
"Hey Calamity." Buster greeted. "Whatcha making?"
Calamity came out from the tarp.
"It's a surprise." The sign he held up read.
"Come on, tell us." Babs said, leaping out of the hole, before Buster could say it.
"No." The sign Calamity held up read.
"Please!" Buster and Babs yelled in unison.
Calamity was about to facepalm and hold up the "No" sign again, but he noticed Plucky remove the tarp. The contraption was a giant washing machine.
"A washing machine?!" Plucky exclaimed. "I was hoping for something awesome like a space rocket!"
"It's a washing machine and dryer combo." The sign Calamity held up. "And it's toon-safe. I'll show you guys."
Calamity opened the machine's door and leaped inside. Buster, Babs, and Plucky leapt in after him. After the door closed, Calamity pressed the red button on a remote.
"Guess we're taking a group super bath." Babs shrugged.
Five minutes later, nothing happened, or so they thought. Little did they know that beneath the machine, a lot of steam was coming out and the sounds of a rocket being activated can be heard from inside the machine.
"Looks like our bath is ready." Buster shrugged.
Much to their surprise, the washing machine blasted off into the sky like a rocket. The four Tiny Toons were screaming their heads off to where their heads literally came off their bodies the entire time. Eventually, the washing machine stopped. The Tiny Toons found themselves in some sort of cloud city.
"I didn't realise Cloud Cuckoo Land was rebuilt." Plucky commented.
"That place was made of Legos." Babs replied. "If this was Cloud Cuckoo Land, it would definitely hurt whenever we take a step."
Suddenly, Plucky almost got hit by an Ice-Cream truck that was driven by Willrow Hood.
"Hey, what's the big idea?!" Plucky exclaimed.
"My bad!" Willrow yelled back. "Ice-Cream man business!"
The truck drove off, leaving Plucky visibly annoyed.
"I oughta sue him for attempted hit and run!" He seethed. "Or is it attempted hit and drive off?"
"Hey Calamity, how high are we?" Buster asked.
Calamity looked down by the cloud they were standing on, and as a result of seeing how high they were, fainted.
"Well at least we're high as in high in the sky, and not high as in any other way." Babs commented.
Buster gave frantic gestures letting her know to watch her words.
"Careful, you might ruin this story's age rating." He whispered.
The two rabbits then heard a rustling sound in a nearby bush. They walked over to the bush to investigate, and found Boba Fett.
"I am in hiding." Fett explained. "There could be more anthropomorphic animals that fly space jets around like I encountered before. Do either of you fly space jets?"
Upon hearing Boba mention space jets, Buster and Babs began daydreaming about them flying in space jets, until they both happily said in unison:
"We wish..."
Hearing them say that put Boba on edge, and he began shooting lasers at the four toons, waking Calamity up as a result. The four toons rushed back into the giant washing machine, and Calamity started pressing buttons frantically. The only words that came out of Plucky's beak were: "Get us home! Get us home! Get us home!"
"Calamity, press the button that activates this thing!" Buster exclaimed.
Calamity pressed the same red button that caused the machine to blast off in the first place, only for the washing machine to start filling with water and spin, causing the machine to start shaking profusely. The result of the shaking caused the machine to fall off the cloud city and back in ACME Acres. The door opened and the four toons came out as the water poured out like a waterfall, leaving the four toons completely soaked.
"A bath and an adventure in the clouds." Babs exhaustedly groaned, twisting her skirt to get water out.
"What do we do about that machine?" Buster asked.
"Ooh! Giant washing machine!" Dizzy's voiced yelled.
Dizzy spun over, and leaped into the washing machine, closing it behind him. Before any of the other toons could stop him, the machine blasted off.
"Ah, he'll be back." Buster and Babs shrugged in unison as it irised out.
Credit gag: This is a story, so Disney cannot sue WB.
"Say goodnight, Babs."
"Goodnight, Babs."
In the next story: Fifi helps out Furrball with a problem, Furrball has a weird dream, and Furrball goes on a vacation after being driven to the edge. See you then, toonsters.
