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So I was walking with Ponyboy when he put a move on me. I punched him in the stomach.

"WHAT THE HELL!" He yelled.

"You kissed me you...You perv!" I yelled back at him from ten feet away.

"Well...I thought you liked me!"

"PSSH, YOU KNOW I LIKE DALLAS YOU PIG!"

Then I ran away and he chased me. We ran around a corner to find Caryn and Two-Bit making out. Two-Bit looked and saw that I was out of breath.

"Ponyboy, have you been hitting on this girl?"

"Maybe."

"PONY! Darry is going to kill. You know I have to tell him. He made me swear to tell him if you got stoned and hit on girls that belong to members of the gang."

"Aww c'mon Two-Bit, be a buddy. Don't tell Dar-Dar."

"Alright. Since I'm so tuff. I won't tell."

Then Payton, Dally and Johnny came around the corner.

"Hey, y'all, I've got a GREAT idea!" Two-Bit yelled, after Ponyboy ran away.

"WHAT?" We all said in unison, because we were just that perfect for each other.

"LET'S ALL GET MARRIED!" Two-Bit yelled. Caryn, Payton and I fainted.

When we woke up we were all wearing the same white dress, and we were in a church.

"Well we might as well get married if we're all coincidentally ready!" Said Caryn.

"Agreed." Said Payton and me at the same time.

"Well...I feel bad for the rest of the gang." Said Payton. It was true. Sandy had left Soda and Evie hated Steve because he called her Soda when they were kissing, and Darry never had time for a girlfriend.And Ponyboy was too young to have a girlfriend, so we decided to invite them and we would each marry TWO people, because we were just SO attractive.

Me, Jay, I married Dallas and Sodapop. Caryn married Two-Bit and Ponyboy, but she never really liked Ponyboy. She just had to choose between him and Darry. Payton married Johnny and Darry, and Steve lived alone his whole life and became a newspaper boy by day and a drag queen by night.

Our perfect little world was perfect and we all lived happily ever after.