"Sasuke?" Naruto was being annoying, as always. "You awake? Sasuke? SASUKE!"
In a flash, Sasuke had Naruto by the throat. "WHY YOU INTERRUPT SASUKE SLEEP?"
"umm… why are you speaking like that?"
"LIKE WHA, FOO?"
"Sasuke, Naruto has a point. You sound stupid." Sakura was standing a few feet away from them in the abandoned courtyard that served as their camp.
"NO SPEAKY SILLY FOREHEAD LADY."
Naruto offered one of his far-flung ideas. "Maybe he has cancer."
"No, no, that's not it."
"High testosterone?"
"SASUKE NO HORNY, FOO!"
"Na, how about heart disease?"
"ME FEEL FINE!"
"Then you could let go of me…" Naruto was feeling uncomfortable now that Sasuke was getting mad.
"SASUKE NO LIKE SILLY BLOND KID."
"Umm… sorry?"
"SASUKE SMASH!
Naruto was, of course, flung all the way to the sand village, and crashed right into a certain wall of sand…