"umm, hi?"
"GAARA LOVE YOU!"
"ahhhh!" Naruto had his worst enemy hugging him. Something was seriously wrong.
"hes been like that for a while now." Said Kankuro. "its been really creepy. Hes done that to all the guys we've seen today.
"wh..er…es…te..mar..i?" Gaara was practically choking him. With LOVE.
Kankuro winced briefly. "well, he's killed every girl we've seen today. I don't know whats gotten into him. i think hes gay."
"oh dear..."
"GAARA RANDOMLY THROW YOU TO CHINA!"
And gaara did.
SPLASH!
"oh no. mister! You land in spring of drowned pansy!"
Naruto dragged himself out of the cursed spring to realize that he looked suspiciously like Guy sensei.
"Ah shi-"