Ok, this story has mature themes so if you are younger than 18, I suggest you don't read it. I don't want messages from angry parents or anything saying that I'm corrupting their sweet, innocent children.

You have been warned.

Rated M because, though there is no actual sex, it is quite explicit and decriptive.

I don't own Naruto. If I did, it would be less about ninjas and more about naughty things.

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Part One.

Kakashi walked in for the third time that week. The scent of old perfume, stale smoke and alcohol assaulted his nose and stung at his eyes. He didn't know why he kept coming back but he did know that he couldn't stay away for very long.

It all started when Tsunade-sama allocated Kakashi a mission to investigate various complaints concerning trouble at a local Konoha club called Kin Mori. It wasn't exactly a perilous S-class mission but Kakashi had been the only one available, seeing as the younger ninjas weren't allowed to enter the club. During the mission, Kakashi discovered the real reason for the disturbances and was relieved that his subordinates weren't accompanying him. Beneath Kin Mori was a strip club, appropriately named Kitanai. Of course, neither Tsunade-sama nor the village elders knew of this and Kakashi didn't really want to see the place shut down so he refrained from mentioning it in his report. It didn't take long for Kakashi to dispatch of the thugs that were harassing the owner so he decided to make use of the free drink he had been offered. Unfortunately, it didn't take long before Kakashi became addicted to the pulse of the music and the writhing bodies that inspired the delicious throb of lust in his body and caused his heart to quicken with desire. Beautiful creatures beckoned him with perfect bodies and pouting mouths to come inside and play a while.

Now dressed in casual clothes, without the trademark mask, Kakashi seated himself at the bar and ordered a drink. Soon, after several drinks, he began to feel the heat of the room and began undoing a few of the buttons on his tight black shirt, revealing his smooth muscular chest. The scantily clad redhead serving behind the bar suddenly became very interested in him. She was used to seeing the kind of man that had trouble attracting beautiful women and so resorted to spending their time and money at a sleazy club like Kitanai.

"Same again, handsome?" she drawled, leaning seductively towards Kakashi, displaying the tanned curves of her cleavage.

Kakashi eyed her lazily and nodded. She placed the glass in front of him, still very much interested in the silver-haired Jounin.

"Say, how about when my shift is over, we go to my place and have some fun," the barmaid suggested, desire thick in her voice.

Kakashi didn't reply, finished his drink and stood up.

"I believe there is a gentleman over there who would like to be served," he said as he walked away. The redhead's grey eyes widened at the shock of being turned down but she stayed quiet. Like she needed to humiliate herself anymore.

Kakashi made his way to one of the three dancers' tables, choosing the one that has the smallest crowd. He didn't exactly enjoy sitting near the panting, drooling customers, but it couldn't be helped. The current dancer was a blond that was prancing around in a glittering blue thong and spiked heels. Kakashi studied her for a moment and quickly lost interest. She remind him too much of Naruto's Sexy no jutsu and therefore lost all appeal. Seeing the new arrival seat himself, she strutted towards Kakashi and attempted to gain his attention as the blue and pink lights played on her skin. After noticing he wasn't interested, she nimbly meandered to another guy, who drooled and hungrily pushed money into the elastic of her underwear.

The minutes ticked by and the dancer finally finished her set. The blond moved gracefully around her stage, collecting her discarded clothing and props while smiling sweetly at the men who cheered, whistled and clapped.

"I wonder what she really thinks of those men," Kakashi thought. Unfazed the dancer, he motioned to a brunette waitress and asked her to bring him a drink. As he placed money on her tray, she winked at him and then sauntered away.

Suddenly the stage darkened and the lights changed to red and purple. Kakashi gazed expectantly at the entrance to the stage, wondering whether the dancer who passed through that doorway next would be of more interest to him than her predecessor.

And she was. Kakashi didn't even notice when the drink he had ordered was placed in front of him, much to the waitress's annoyance. The dancer languidly strolled out onto the stage, long dark hair swinging, as she grasped the chrome pole with a hand sheathed in a fingerless leather glove. Circling the pole, the leather squeaked and her lithe body swayed dangerously to the heavy music. She rocked her hips from side to side, the black PVC of her outfit looking almost liquid in the dim light. Kakashi was caught up in this snake-like movement and soon found his black jeans tightening ever so slightly as she hooked her legs around the pole and slid down. Landing expertly on the stage, she sat with legs apart, one hand grasping the pole above her head, the other tracing the curves of her chest. Kakashi's mouth went dry as the hand moved lower and pulled on the cord that laced up the front of her corset and blood red lips parted slightly as if in ecstasy. She pulled herself upright and the loose corset slipped down past her hips and legs to the floor. Stepping out of it daintily, the raven-haired dancer gently kicked the garment into the lap of some guy, causing him to blush furiously. Kakashi stared intently as she slipped two fingers into her hot pants and slowly pulled out a large red lollipop. The Jounin winced as his jeans became much tighter as he watched the dancer wrap her cherry lips around the scarlet sweet. She then pulled it from her mouth, glistening with saliva, and began teasing her nipples with it.

"Damnit,"thought Kakashi. He wasn't expecting this at all. He closed his eyes and gulped down his drink, trying to control his breathing and the painful throb of his member.

Slowly he opened his eyes, regretting it as soon as he had done it. The stripper was now laying on the stage, almost directly in front of him. He could barely stand it as her body arched and writhed, the lollipop leaving sticky red trails across her stomach and breasts. She pulled herself up the pole and span around it quickly. Suddenly she pressed herself against the chrome, one leg entangled with it, and ran a crimson stained tongue up and down the metal. Turning, she returned the lollipop to her mouth, she ran a hand down her stomach to a tiny silver zip on the front of her hot pants. It tinkled softly as she toyed with it and slowly pulled it down halfway. Kakashi heard the muffled gasps of appreciation by the men around him. Now at the climax of her set, she moved to the edges of the stage, her body moving slowly and seductively. Rough hands pushed money into her tight pants and lingered to touch the delectable skin.

Kakashi gulped as she moved near him and, with trembling hands, gently pushed a small stack of notes into the PVC. Noticing the tremor against her skin, the dancer turned her glittering dark eyes towards him. Smiling in a way that could only be described as dangerous, she pulled the lollipop from her lips and dropped it into the empty glass Kakashi was gripping so tightly. Pink tinged his pale cheeks as she licked her ruby lips and moved away. She retrieved her top from the man she had kicked it to, who, up until now had been using it to cover his erection. Her work completed, she strode off stage, hips rolling deliciously as the music faded.

Kakashi stared at the lollipop and the plucked it gingerly out of the glass. He nearly lost his composure as he recalled all of the places it had been, and frantically resisted the urge to pop the sweet into his own mouth and taste her. Sensing waves of jealously emanating from the other men, he quickly rose and staggered to the bar, breathing hard and failing to cover his hard-on.

"She's really something, huh?"

Kakashi turned to see a large, balding man leaning against the bar and smiling knowingly at him. Though similar in appearance to many of the other guys there, unlike them, he had two attractive blonds fawning over him. He was, of course, the boss.

"You know," he said, "if you like, I could get her to give you a private dance." his eyebrows waggled suggestively. "Itami doesn't do private shows very often. Usually if I ask her to as a favour or if she likes the look of the guy."

"Which is it for me then?"

"Oh she likes you."

"How do you know?"

"That." He motioned to the sweet clenched between Kakashi's fingers. Kakashi stared at it.

"How much?" he finally said.

"You can have a discount," he bald man grinned.

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Well how was it? Let me know what you think. Criticism and suggestions for improvement/next chapter are welcome. Please be gentle though, it is my first Naruto fic. I hope my grammar and spelling are ok, I don't have a beta so if anyone spots a mistake, let me know and I'll correct it.

Kuroi x