Thanks for the ideas, mates. I'll use 'em. They sound perfect. ;)

Now...bring me that horizon...er- story. lol

Disclaimer- Down to the depths that muttonhead of a mouse!

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This is when Jack gets locked in the brig of the Pearl in COTBP-

The bo'sun -i think- shoved Jack into his cell with a grunt. Jack hit his head on a lamp overhead.

"OW! What the bloody heck is that thing doin' here?" he yelled, rubbing his sore head.

The bo'sun replied in an excited, girly voice, "Barbossa got it for my 18th! Isn't it just dashing!" He grinned and

started to bounce around.

"Erm...no." Jack said flatly.

The bo'sun burst into tears.

"HOW COUD YOU!" he sobbed. "Barbie shall hear about this!"

Jack ignored him as the feminine man trotted up away to get 'Barbie'.

He sighed and plopped down onto the hard, cold cell floor. He started to drift off to sleep.

SCREEEEEEEECH!

Jack shot up as his hat was snatched off his face -he was sleeping, remember?- and the brightness of the sun

shone through a bar-window.

"AGHHHHHHH!" he shielded his eyes with his arms and staggered to stand. "What the bloody!.."

A small, cute monkey was smiling up at him with his beloved tricorner in paw.

Jack's eyes widened, furious.

"OI! Give that back!" he tugged at it.

The monkey tugged back.

"GIVE IT YE, BLOODY CURSED MONKEY!" Jack bellowed.

Jaqcueline -i named the monkey that so u wont get confuzzled- jerked it back and the pirate captain

tumbled on top of Jaqcueline. He lay there for a few moments, hoping to squish it to death. But alas, Jaqcueline

was cursed and couldn't die.

Jaqcueline squirmed away from under Jack and leapt through the bars of the window, along with his hat.

"NOOOO! ME HAT!"

Suddenly, a cannon blew through the window, demolishing it completely.

"ZOMG!" Jack squealed.

Just as he was about to jump through the window- Jack looked back and shook a fist:

"I'll get ye Barbie! And your little cursed monkey, too!"

And with that, he jumped out and swam after the monkey. Only to meet a more terrible fate there.

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