An Ares & Kratos Short
I have altered Ares' speaking parts to match to accent he has on God Of War. The words with er (such as fighter) have been replaced with ah (fightah). Just giving you a heads up.
Ares & Kratos have been mysteriously transported to the year 2006. Unable to stand each other, they begin to argue in negative space. An awesome short hope you like.
In negative space "I hope this works." "Yo! Dis is negative space! Say somethin' cool like, BIATCH!" "Wait! We aren't characters in this short!" "Damn my irrelevancy!"
Kratos & Ares in negative space "I enjoyed Hades for at least it was a sight worth admiring." "The God of War throne looks better with one of power upon it." "Do not flattah yourself fool, the throne its self is tainted with you, one of no true god essence." Before Kratos could respond the two fell from negative space on to the roof of a rather high building.
"Where am I? This looks nothing like Athens or any part of Greece I have seen." "Kratos do not be foolish, this obviously does not look any thing like any part of Greece. I wondah at times are you not only an idiot but a…" "Excuse me young men, but the Halloween party is on the 5th floor not on the roof." Ares & Kratos looked at an elderly lady with a basket of clothes in her hand. "Elderly one, repeat yourself." "I said that the Halloween party is on the 5th floor. Has any one ever told you that you speak well for young gentlemen?" Ares looked at Kratos & snickered. "My Kratos, you attract the eldahly as well as the young & immahture women." " And you wonder if I am a fool & what else?" The old lady looked on as Kratos & Ares went back & forth with insults until finally she had had enough. "Quit this petulant drivel! This is the reason why you 2 are here…besides entertainment." Ares & Kratos turned towards the old lady. "Excuse me?" "You fools have been sent here to discover the riddles of Lientees." "By what I understand…" "There is nothing to undahstand! This eldahly old woman is testing my angah." "Ares, you spit on me first of all, second of all shut your mouth, you angry plus your accent means a huge spitting war that I know I will not win." "Obviously your foolish brother has won you the award of no weapons or magic until you arrive on Athens soil!"
Obviously Ares & Kratos can't use magic until they have stepped on Athens soil. No where near Athens can they work out their differences long enough until they arrive at Athens? What will they discover? What people will they meet? Find out in the later shorts.