J.J.'s strange blue eyes were wide and confused, "But if that's…then how did…that means…Holy shit!" His eyes went a bit wider, "Does that mean that, the anime/manga is an actual story about actual people?"

Ryo looked thoughtful, "But that isn't possible, the story that these peo-uh-creatures lived five hundred years ago, give or take a few years…"

Dee watched Ryo('s butt) as he stood up to get a manga from his bag, he tossed it to Berkley who searched through it and smiled, "Got it! The girl in this book, Kagome, gets to and from they're time by a well…um…the Bone eater's well, it's behind her house in Japan…"

Dee snapped out of his butt watching state and nodded, "So that explains how they got here, but what are they looking for?"

Maria walked up behind Ryo and hugged him, "Hiiiiiiii Ryo!" Ryo nearly leapt out of his skin and sighed.

"Hi Maria…"

"Did you guys watch the news today?" She asked, suddenly serious. The four men nodded and she smiled, "DID YOU SEE?" She squealed, "THEY"RE REAL!"

Once again the four men nodded and she smiled, J.J. who was looking through the book now looked up, "I think they're looking for Kagome…" He looked up and sweatdrops, just noticing Maria, "Oh…hi"

"Hey J.J." She said with a wave, "anywho, so you guys saw…isn't Sesshoumaru waaaaay hotter in real life?"

Ryo and Dee looked at each other, Berkley looked at Ryo and J.J. stared at Dee.

"Not as hott as my Ryo!" Dee said hugging Ryo who sighed and rubbed his temples.

Berkley glared at Dee, "No, I want him" He started reaching for Ryo's hand.

Dee glared and spun Ryo away, "Mine"

Ryo sighed again and thought, I had to get the spinning chair for my desk, couldn't have gotten another wooden chair oh no, the spinning chair.

Berkley glared and reached again, Dee spun Ryo away again, "Mine!"

Maria saw this and smiles, sitting on Ryo's lap "WEEEEEEE!"

"..." Ryo sighed and looked at the ceiling, his dark brown eyes half closed, having been through this plenty of times. It got old quick. Dee blinked and looked at Diana, sweatdropping.

"Mine..." He muttered, crossing his arms, anime stress mark on his temple.

"Oh I know that Dee honey" She said with a smile, looking at him innocently, "I'm just having fun, and you need to stop being--"

The door to the police department burst open and Drake burst into the room, swinging a few papers around his head, "There's a bunch of loonies running around dressed as anime characters! And the boat they rode on just hit the docks!"

"Shut up Sesshoumaru, there are too many humans for you to kill here!" Inuyasha growled, trying to get his older brother away from the boat quickly.

"I cannot take this smell for much longer, you idiot half breed! They must die!" Growls, still holding the cloth over his mouth, having nearly passed out three times on the boat from seasickness combined with the smell of the humans. Jaken was freaking out ordering people to get his master water, and was just laughed at. Shippo has been hugged more times than he could count on his paws, and Sango kept a careful watch on Miroku, getting groped for her efforts by a Miroku look alike. By the time they got off the boat, Sesshoumaru was gawked at and talked/giggled/flirted to by nearly every girl on the boat (and a couple of guys) Jaken was kicked four times, Shippo was tired of getting hugged, Inuyasha was ready to kill the next person who touched his ears, Sango's hand stung because she'd slapped so many Mirokus, Miroku's face hurt because he'd been slapped by a lot of girls and Rin was tired of people giggling pointing and swooning over how cute she was.

The eight of them walked off the boat and were met by the twenty seventh precinct police officers, Dee, Ryo, J.J. and Berkley right up front, all four of them had their arms crossed except for Ryo, who looked each of the characters in the eyes and nodding. "Thats them."

Dee looked at his partner/lover and sweatdropped, "How do you know."

Ryo sighs, pointing each one out, "Inuyasha has no ears hidden by his hair, if it were a costume, the forelocks would cover his real ears, and the ones on top of his head are moving independently. Sango's hiraikotsu is measured to be about a foot taller than her in the manga, and the strap is supposed to be made from a heavy-duty leather I believe, it's got the marks of battle and looks like bone, which it is. Miroku's staff is real gold at the top, while the wooden part is made from incredibly pressurized wood, the stressmarks on the wood shows the pressure. Shippo's tail, paws, eyes, and pointed ears have nothing to hold them on, or disguise them, open your mouth Shippo."

"But why?"

"Please"

Shippo nodded and opened his mouth wide, his little fangs glittering in the light, "Shippo's fangs are real, and, do you mind if I touch your tooth?" Shippo shakes his head, and Ryo put one finger on the point of one of Shippo's teeth, pulling his finger away and showing the others, "Fake teeth wouldn't be this sharp, it's sharp enough that with just a light touch I cut open my finger. Now onto Sesshoumaru-"

"You're not touching my mouth human!" Sesshoumaru snapped.

Ryo just looked at him, "enough said...Rin's old clothing cant be completely remade with our modern cloth, she's got the rough feet of a child brought up without shoes, Jaken...uh...you just cant fake something that..."

Dee looked at Ryo, "Ugly, disfiguring, disgusting?"

Ryo blinked, "I was gonna say unique..."

Each time the Americans spoke to one another, the gang exchanged looks and then looked at Ryo, who was the only one speaking the language they knew, Ryo looked back them and sighed, "Come with me to my home, We will speak there."

Dee blinked, "Where ya going? down to the station?"

"No, I'm gonna talk to him at home."

"I wanna come, can I-"

"DEE YOU HAVE PAPERWORK WITH ME, 'MEMBER?" J.J. screeched happily.

"Aw hell..."