Ryo paced back and forth along the back wall in his living room trying to sort everything he was told out, "So, thus far you've gone from Tokyo, Japan all the way across the ocean to New York on a boa-"
Inuyasha, who was currently sitting Indian-style with his sword perched by his feet, interrupted him, "What's a…New York?"
Dee, who sat behind the group, amused, pressed a fist to the hanyou's head, "it's a place dofus"
"Dee…" Ryo sighed and ran his fingers through his hair, eyes showing exasperation, "its hard enough to explain everything to them without you acting up"
"Yeah, you big dummy!" Bikky said, cutting in, sticking his tongue out at Dee.
"You too, Bikky" Ryo sighed, watching as Bikky quieted down, going back to the group, two seconds looking away and here's what happened, Kirara got poked with the staff of head by Jaken and flipped around, turning into her large form and trying to get at him, being prevented by Sesshoumaru who had his Tojiken out, pointed at the cat demon, Sango had her Hiraikotsu gripped tightly in one hand, Miroku held his staff before him, eyes narrowed, Inuyasha was up and growling, one clawed hand on the hilt of the sword, and Shippo was hiding behind Ryo. "what the…hey don't throw that!" He winced at the sound of glass breaking.
"SHUT THE HELL UP AND LET RYO SPEAK!" Bikky roared, standing on the back of the couch, his fists clenched at his sides, he glanced at Ryo as everything went quiet, "can you tell them what I say?" Ryo just blinked and nodded and Bikky began, jumping in front of the group where Ryo was, "My name is Bikky…"
Ryo blinked and translated quickly, "Watashi wa Bikky Desu"
Bikky smiled and pointed at each one of them, explaining that they were acting younger than he was, which, at the moment, "10 ¾!" He finished and sat cross-legged, giving the taiyoukai (sesshoumaru) a cross-eyed look, for which he got a growl.
Anywho, back to Ryo who was pacing, thinking and rubbing the back of his head, speaking Japanese for the group, "We need to find you a way back to Japan…but until then we need you guys to get disguises." He looked them all over and snapped his fingers, grabbing Inuyasha first and dragging him off to the other room to search for clothes that would fit him.
The door to the front room opened and the thirteen year old light blue haired girl walked in, stopping and blinking, "Bikky…who're the weirdos?"
He walked over to her, "Ryo says they're comic book characters that are real."
"Cool!" She ran up to Sango and poked the Hiraikotsu "Wow so cool!" Sango just looked at her, confused.
"They only know Japanese apparently…old Japanese" Bikky explained, glancing over as Ryo pushed Inuyasha back out, he was decked out in a pair of black jeans (tight Squee!) and a loose fitting white button up shirt, tucked into the pants and unbuttoned half-way down, he wore a black bandanna on his head to hide his ears, his hair was tied back in a low ponytail. Inuyasha was holding a pair of dark sunglasses in one of his hands, for public places, gold eyes aren't exactly normal.
Ryo smiled, "Next?"
Carol raised her hand and jumped in the air "Oh! Oh! I can help with the pretty girl, I know this girl who's mom is the same size as her I bet, lemme go get some clothes for her, I wanna help pleeeeeeaaaaaseeeeeeee"
He blinked and nodded, "ok"
"I can disguise myself!" Shippo announced, slipping a leaf onto his head and in a puff of smoke turned into a boy about Carol's age, short rusty brown hair, wearing a pair of blue jeans and a black shirt, a baseball cap backwards on his head, with the Yankees symbol on it, "I saw a guy on the floaty thing wearing one" he explained when Ryo asked how he knew who the Yankees were. He tapped the white sneakers on the floor, "these too"
"Ok…what about Sesshoumaru-sama?" Ryo looked him up and down, judging who's clothes would fit him better. "Cant really tell with that baggy yukata." He mumbled, Sesshoumaru blinked.
"I am not removing my Yukata for the likes of you, a useless human!" he growled (Drool he's just..nice to look at!).
"This 'useless human' is your only hope for survival in this world oh great one." Ryo said sarcastically, "Come on or I'll dress you as a woman!"
Sesshoumaru followed quickly, mumbling under his breath, the words, "Poison…human…and die" audible to the other feudal characters.
He came out ten minutes later in black gym shoes, tight blue jeans, flared slightly at the bottom, tight at the butt (ok, confession, guys with nice butts catch my attention, I'm sorry -;; ), covering his muscular chest was a white shirt and a black button up shirt, hanging, unbuttoned on his body, his hair was braided and tied with a black hair ribbon. He also had dark glasses in hands. (aw hell…that's gotta be hot, gah! Sorry fangirl moments!)
Miroku was next, he was the hardest to dress being smaller than the rest of them, but still muscular in the chest area, and they had to figure out what would go with the covering and prayer beads over his right hand. After a bit of argument Ryo and Dee decided to consult the master in these sorts of matters.
"Hey…whats up? Uh…Well…we have a friend who dresses in clothes from a long…LONG time ago and he needs clothes that would be good for him, but he's got this thing over his hand he's not allowed to take off and it's purple…we cant find clothes that'll match…………..shopping? Oh god no please!…oh good you can do it without seeing the covering?…..it's kinda dark but light at the same time…….you do! Great! See you in a couple minutes!" Ryo hung up the phone and Dee gritted his teeth.
"Did ya have to go call her? Of all the people you chose her!"
"She is really good in these matters Dee."
"Yeah, but…damnitall!"
"Oh I'm sure she'll be distracted by others in the apartment this time, Dee, Diana has an eye for guys like that ya know."
"I'm BACK!" Carol ran into the room carrying a bag almost the size of her small body, "Got a bunch of stuff that her mom said might fit her, lets go!" She grabbed Sango's hand and pulled her into Ryo's room, shutting and locking the door. Silence. The sound of smacking. And Miroku was forced out of the room with a handprint on his face…again.
After twenty minutes of trying on clothes and make-up, Carol walked out smiling, "we got a winner!" Sango walked out behind her in a knee length black skirt, high heels, and a dark blue tank top, she had light pink lipstick and light blush and eyeshadow on. Hiraikotsu, as always, in her hand. Carol had helped her with her hair, French braiding it and tying it with Sango's bow. Her legs and underarms were smooth, she'd had to put lotion on her legs before Carol would let her out. The boy's mouths hung open, eyes huge, all except for Sesshoumaru who looked her over and shrugged. Sango went and sat on the couch, absently fiddling with the earrings she had in (small silver hoops with small rubies hanging off).
"Last but not least, Miroku…where is-"
"Where is he? I've got he perfect outfit!" Diana walked in, loaded down with shopping bags, at the looks she got she smiled sheepishly, "what? I couldn't resist getting a couple things for myself."
Dee sweatdropped, "a…couple?"
She dropped five bags on the floor, keeping two in her hand, "Those are mine, these" she held up the bags, "are for the guy you told me about, now" She handed them over to Ryo and whispered something in his ear, he nodded and pulled Miroku into his room.
After a while he was pushed back out, he wore a purple shirt (matching his prayer beads and covering) black overshirt and black jeans, on his feet were black gym shoes with purple on the lining, his hair was out of the ponytail he'd always kept it in, brushed and clean.
"Hope you don't mind, Ryo, I used your brush."
He shook his head and smiled.
That night the group watched and recited as Ryo taught them English, they all caught on quickly and by the morning they could speak, broken, but lucid English.
Diana stretched and went to the door, "Better get them ready for a day in town tomorrow!"
I'm back…didja miss me…'course you did Riiiiiight? Anywho, I'm back for now, hopefully for a long time, I'll update when I can but here ya go for now