50 ways to Embarrass Ozai
Chapter 1
Hidden Cameras
Disclaimer: If I don't own a car, how do I own Avatar? Well at least I own this interview!
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Me: Welcome to how to embarrass Ozai Show on Channel 'OZAI IS A NUTCRACKER!' in abbreviation it would be: (O.I.A.N)
All Nations are here today to have a revenge on Ozai, including his own people, now lets introduce out three guests today…Dragon of the West, Iroh, Princess Azula, and Prince Zuko!
(Zuko's fan girls squeals and breaks the TV screen and the stage managers brings out a Fan Girls Squeals soundproof TV.)
Me: Hey there guys, so how would you love to have a revenge?
Prince Zuko: Oh yes, that would be perfect, my sister and I have hidden cameras in my father's dressing, makeup, washroom, bedroom, and other rooms.
Princess Azula: NOW WHO WANTS TO SEE WHERE HE IS NOW?
(Crowd cheers.)
Iroh: Very well then. Now let's see how Ozai is doing in the Makeup room.
(Lights go out and you see the TV screen turns on and you see Ozai walking into the Makeup Room)
Ozai: I'm a pretty girl, in a Barbie world, lets go Ozai, lets go Ozai, ooh, ooh, ooh…What that? WHAT'S THE F
(Maniacal crowd laughter)
Ozai leaves the makeup room and storms into his bedroom and looks around…
Ozai: (Sings horribly) SOMETIMES I'M HOT, SOMETIMES I'M COLD, AND MY HEAD JUST WANTS TO EXPLODE AND WHEN I THINK ABOUT IT I'M…AHH F NOT AGAIN!
(Maniacal crowd laughter continues…)
Ozai: (Grumbles) There shouldn't be a camera in this room, well not in the shower of course…
Ozai steps in the shower and pours some shampoo onto his hands and starts rubbing it into his hair.
Ozai (Moaning): Yes! YES! YES! I AM A HOTTIE! PEOPLE LOVE MY HAIR! I AM SOOOO BEAUTIFUL! I AM SOOOO GORGEOUS! MY HAIR IS MY LIFE! MY HAIR IS NICE AND LONG! HOW I WISH I WAS A WOMAN….F NOT AGAIN!
Ozai Fan Girl#1: EW! HE'S GAY!
Ozai Fan Girl#2: No, he's just…
Zuko's Fan Girl#10485298: KILL OZAI'S FANS!
(Zuko's Fan Girls Attacks the Ozai's Fans…)
Me: Please everyone take your seats, I do not…
Rianna comes out from no where and shouts: SHUT UP AND LISTEN TO THE HOST!
I stare at Rianna stunned as she grins, "Carry on…"
Me: (Raised an eyebrow) Okay…Now, let's see ah the dressing room….
(Lights go out and you see the TV screen turns on and you see Ozai walking into the dressing room and pulls out a red dress…)
Ozai: Hm, I wonder what I would look like if I wore this dress….
Ozai's Fan Girls Cover their eyes and gag and runs out of the show room and comes back with a T-Shirt saying, 'I AM NO LONGER OZAI'S FAN', and joins the gagging seeing him in a dress….
Iroh: Please I am getting sick of seeing him in that….OH NOT THAT!
Ozai get dressed up as a Barbie and bats his fake eyelashes.
Zuko's Fan Girl#9985489: OMG THIS IS SICK! CHANGE THE CAMERA!
Iroh clicks the clicker and now you see the training room…
(Now you see Ozai entering his training room.)
Ozai: Alright come on man, you can be stronger than your weakling son.
Shoots a tiny flame out his hands and looses control of his fire and sets the room on fire and runs out of the building and smoothes his hair back and looks at his scribe, "I want a new palace built NOW!"
Scribe: Sir, did you burn down the 294750th palace?
Ozai: No, it was that chef again.
Scribe: What chef?
Ozai: You know that chef with that uh, pink fluffy thing?
Scribe: (Looking at his clipboard): We just fired him a day ago.
Ozai: So?
Scribe: It means it was you this time.
Ozai: HOW DARE YOU ACCUSE ME!
Scribe: Alright, this is the 294750th that have been burnt down this month sir.
Ozai: So, I got plenty of money.
Scribe: No sir, we only got 200 gold pieces left.
Ozai: WELL THEN RAISE THE TAXES!
Scribe: But there is no one living in the Fire Nation, they moved to the Water Tribe, Earth Nation, Air Nomads and went to this show called, '50 ways to Embarrass Ozai'…
Ozai: Take me there!
Scribe: On what?
Ozai: OH I DON'T KNOW? What DO YOU THINK?
Scribe: The Carriage was getting repaired in the palace.
Ozai: HOW DO YOU KNOW?
Scribe: The Maids know everything.
Ozai: YOU MAIDS!
Maids: Yes?
Ozai: WHERE CAN I FIND A CARRIAGE?
Maid#1: It was burnt into crisps by you again.
Ozai: That is not…"
Maid#2: Actually you lost control of your Firebending.
Ozai: WHAT? HOW….?
Maid #3: The Maids must know everything.
(Ozai runs away and falls to the ground and starts running again down the path of the Fire Nation trying to find a ride to the studios)
Scribe: Want to go to the studios?
Maids: Sure. Where can we get a ride?
Scribe: I saw some horses in the back.
Maids: Okay.
(The scribe and the maids ride off on Ozai's lizards and pasted him as he out raged and pants as he ran for two seconds.)
Ozai: HEY! GET BACK HERE YOU F&ing peasants!
(Maniacal crowd laughter)
Me: Alright that's it for today everyone! Stay tune for tomorrows show! HIT IT DJ!
(DJ TURNS ON THE MUSIC AS A DISCO BALL COMES OUT FROM THE CEILING AND STARTS FLASHING AROUND COLOURFUL LIGHTS AS EVERYONE STARTS DANCING.)
Me: COME ON EVERYONE LETS GET DANCING!
(DJ TURNS ON 'I LIKE TO MOVE IT!')
DJ: I like to move it, move it, she likes to move it, move it….