E Verses K

As Told by the Veterans

Don't ask me why this chapter is called Butternut, I just felt like it.

Chapter Four

"Butternut"

I listened to Eddy and ran out in front of the Kankers. They all started after me; they had a rolling pin, spatula, and broom in their hands.

"Get him!" May yelled. Ahhh! May's lips, gross! Double D was pushed in sight by Eddy and Lee went after him. He ran off terrified. Eddy started to run with me, followed by Veronica.

"Split up Ed," Eddy yelled. I ran left, he went right. I looked behind me, May was following me! She quickly overcame me and began kissing me. I picked up the shovel I had dropped and tried to hit her but I couldn't. Mommy's voice rang in my head.

"Do not hit girls Edward." May kissed my cheek, my forehead, my lips... but then Veronica came up and hit her on the head with the bottom of my shovel. May passed out on me. I took her off and Veronica helped me up.

"Aw, May's sleeping!" I looked at her making Zzzz's. Lee came up dragging Double D by the arm. "Kanker!" Veronica charged at her with the shovel and Lee counterattacked with her rolling pin. Back, forth, strike, whack! They couldn't get a hit into the other. Veronica lifted her shovel high and swung it down but it came out of her hands when Lee smacked it. Veronica backed up to Double D and tried to pick him up.

"Let's run Ed."

"Oh no you don't," Lee hit her hand off Double D. He crawled behind Veronica scared.

I ran behind a tree as Marie ran past me. She stopped and looked around. I slipped to the other side of the tree as she got closer to me. My sweaty hands held onto my shovel.

"Eddy?" she called, she jumped right in front of me and pinned me to the tree. I dropped my shovel next to her spatula. She smiled at me with greedy eyes. Puckering, she reached in for a kiss. I put my arms around her and let her have what she wanted. She pressed her body against me but I just plummeted her to the ground. She froze under me. "What are you doing?"

"What's it look like baby?" I began to neck her roughly.

"I'm supposed to do this to you, not the other way around!"

"You like it don't you?" She didn't answer for awhile, then she punched me in the shoulder. I yelled and got off her. She picked up my shovel and I could only watch as she threw it up into the air, then pull it down into my head.

I regained consciousness on a tacky orange carpet. Eddy and Ed lay beside me. I heard a struggle and blows so I sat up. There, Lee and May were holding Veronica still as Marie beat her. Marie opened the trailer door and her sisters threw Veronica outside. I began to cry. Ed and Eddy woke up at those monster's laughing.

"Ahhh! Kanker!" Ed yelled. May smiled at his twitching. I did not look at Marie, but at the doorway. Eddy looked around for Veronica in vain.

"Where is she?"

Lee looked at Marie with a smirk, "See, I told you she had stolen their hearts from us."

May grabbed Ed, "As much as I love your feistiness lately, I want to kiss you, not fight you Ed."

"No!" Ed yelled trying to push away. Marie grabbed me and put her lips to mine. I squirmed and tried to push her away. I grabbed her hands and shoved her to the ground. Eddy looked at me and my violence in sheer amazement. Lee went to Eddy but he punched her in the face. Ed picked May up and gently set her down. Lee roared and stood to go at Eddy. He kicked her down and then in the side.

"We've had enough of you!" Eddy put his foot on Lee's neck and she froze. "You leave us alone you pathetic pervert. We're sick of you, and we won't take anymore!" I pushed Marie down as she got up. I did not want to give anyone violence but she had hurt Veronica. Ed pinned May's hands down.

"I can't hit you May, don't fight anymore!" he begged with glass eyes. She was extremely confused.

"Fine," May shrugged him off and frowned.

"Answer me!" Eddy demanded, "Are you going to attack us anymore Lee?" She did not answer a word. "Are you!" She growled at him. "Are you?" He shouted at her with so much anger in his eyes. Eddy is an angry person, but I had no idea. Marie looked up at me.

"Don't you ever touch our Veronica ever again," I said, "We mean business Marie." She looked at Eddy. There was something odd in her eyes, it was... interest.

"ANSWER!" he screamed with a flame in his eyes that terrified and entranced Lee Kanker. She nashed her teeth and gave him a evil eye, which was returned. We listened to Eddy try to get it out of her. History was being made right here, if Lee's stubbornness had an end.

"YES!" Lee shouted back at him. He pressed his foot down a bit, then took it off her.

"Okay boys," he went to the door proudly. I saw Lee get up fast with his shovel and go at him.

"Look OUT!" Marie screamed. Eddy turned, just to be hit in the face. He almost fell, Lee laughed. May grabbed the shovel from her sister.

"Stop it Lee!" she growled, "Cut it out! He'll hurt us." I came over to Eddy and tried to console him as he recovered from his violent push to the trailer wall.

"Are you alright?" we couldn't ignore how Lee's own sisters had turned on her. He glanced at Marie, then walked out. Ed and I followed timidly. I looked back at the bewildered and confused Lee, then ran over to Veronica. Ed scooped her into his arms and we walked off.

"I'm sorry Eddy. I believe it is over now." He smiled at me, wiping blood off his mouth.

"Me three!" Ed smiled.

THE END

P.S. Yeah right.