Danny Phantom Challenge


13 Misfortune


"Hey Skulker, I have been wondering. How in the world did you die?"


Skulker's eyes opened wide and then narrowed them angrily towards Technus.


"WHAT? Where did that come from?"


The Technology Ghost shrugged. "I don't know! I thought it would be a interesting subject!"


"Well it's not! For most ghost's, it's a VERY touchy subject! So leave me alone or your ghostly head will hang upon my wall!"


The Hunter Ghost growled and went back to setting traps in his lair. Technus's eye twitched at Skulker's comment.


"Ewwwww…okay, that's gross. Wait...are you sensitive about your death?"


"NO!"


"Hey-ey! Calm down! I was just trying to make conversation! I wanted to know why your true form is a little blobby thing. If you tell me how you died, I'll tell you how I died!"


Skulker growled in frustration, and turned to face Technus , throwing down the trap he was setting.


"Oh EVERYONE knows how you died, Technus! You were an inventor, and was surrounded by technology in your lab when lightning struck your house you were electrocuted! It's no surprise there!"


Technus frowned and crossed his arms, and landed on the ghostly turf of Skulker's hunting grounds.


"Yeah thanks for that, but see, everyone else's death is OBVIOUS! Like mine! Same with the Box Ghost, Lunch Lady, Johnny 13, Kitty, and Klemper! No on likes the fool but they all know how HE died! But no one KNOWS how you died!"


Skulker crossed his arms, and glared at Technus before sighing, annoyed.


"All right, fine. I'll tell you. I'll do anything to get your blabbering mouth away from my ears. Very well. Just to warn you, though I don't really care if anything bad happens to you, unless it's caused by me, my death was very, very misfortunate. "


The Ghost of Technology hovered in closer, making sure he wouldn't miss any details.


"Uh huh, go on."


"If I can remember correctly, it was no more that 22 years ago, during hunting season…


22 Years ago


'I was a normal little frog in a pond, minding my own business. Not bothered by the gunfire caused by the humans who were killing those mammals that inhabited.'


BANG



"Hey! Nice shot Butch! You got that deer right in brain!"


"Yeah... sometimes I feel sorry for animals…oh well."


'The human that went by the name of Butch was walking towards his kill, and my pond, more importantly me, was in his way. But I was a stupid amphibian and I ribbitited dully like I did everyday. '


"Riiiiiiibbit."


Stomp Stomp



"Riiiiiiiiibbbit."


Sploosh!



"Riiiib-"


SQUISH!



22 years forward



"And I died. on that unfortunate day, I was squished by a human! And so, that's why my true form is a little green blobby thing, BUT that did not render me useless! And that day forth I met Vlad Plasmius who gave this wonderful Ectoskeleton SO I COULD HUNT GHOST AND BECOME THE GHOST'S ZONE GREATEST HUNTER! MWHAHAHA!"


A giant Ecto-formed sweatdrop formed by Technus's head as he floated with disappointment in front of Skulker..


"Uhh…that's it? You …were a frog?"


"Yes."


"And a human stepped on you, therefore…killing you?"


"That's correct. Like I said my death was misfortunate."


"Aaand instead of dying like a happy little frog, you passed on into the Ghost Zone…and decided to become it's greatest hunter?"


"That's right."


"LAAAAAME."


Skulker's eyes widened and glared a Technus.


"What!"


"I cannot believed you died that way!"


"Hey! You asked and I answered!"


"I expected something more tragic! Heart Wrenching! You just got stepped on!"


"It DOES hurt you know!"


"PSSHH. SUUUURE it does!"


"That's it! Your head will be my new lamp!"


Guns and lasers of different kinds popped out from different places on Skulker's suit, while his jetpacks folded out and started up. Like a reflex, one of his shoulder guns fired towards Technus who barely dodged.


"HEY! Whoa! AHH Take it EASY!"


"Come back here fool so I can behead you!"


Technus leaped out into the Ghost Zone's 'sky' and jolted off, with Skulker close on his tail.


The two ghost's quarry was something like the game 'cat and mouse' and they flew everywhere in the Ghost Zone. Causing more misfortune everywhere they went, to the other ghost's demise.