Sandara: But wait... how will we accomplish that?
Hero: Heh heh. Good question. I think that we must navigate the whole Philippines in the shortest time possible while not jeopardizing our security. We'll first board a helicopter going to Cebu, and then ride a ship going to Davao, and then ride a boat bound for Basilan. Easy as pie.
Sandara: But actually hard to do. So who will we trust first?
Hero: We're near Camp Aguinaldo, so the first step is to meet the AFP Chief of Staff.
Sandara: OK.
The pair then approaches the office of the Chief of Staff, Gen. Efren Abu.
Gen. Abu: Good morning, civilians. I think you're two of the products of Star Circle Quest, right? Mr. Hero Angeles and Ms. Sandara Park?
Hero: Yes, we are. We need to beg for your help.
Gen. Abu: What kind of help?
Sandara: You see... (narrates the events from the NAIA incident to the bloody civil war) Therefore, in order to prevent our beloved country from plunging into the abyss, please send us one of your helicopters to rescue the Japanese hostages in Basilan.
Gen. Abu: We military officers usually don't borrow our hardware to civilians, but since I'm the only one remaining in Camp Aguinaldo...
Hero: Why's that? You might get ambushed!
Gen. Abu: All of my subordinates, even the heads of the Army, Navy, Air Force, and Marines, plus the countless lower-ranked officers and privates, and even the policemen who are in Camp Crame, who are all supposed to quell the warring protesters; are unluckily dragged into their own little royal rumble. I personally do not know the true reason behind all this, because the Intelligence Service of the AFP is inactive since this civil war began.
At the same time... back in Japan...
The president of the Kurusugawa conglomerate is saddened by the abduction of Serika, Ayaka, Multi, and Serio. Two granddaughters and two maid robots made by one of the companies in the group.
"I cannot believe that they were forced into an unexpected circumstance... Naturally, I will not pull this zaibatsu out of the Philippines because of the chaos that arose from that incident alone. I still have confidence in the Filipinos, even though they were the victims of the brute occupation that we started. There is still hope!"
He then calls one of the butlers, who is apparently Serika's.
"Yes, sir. What is your reason for summoning me?"
"You know what happened to Lady Serika, right?"
"Yes, sir."
"Please contact the Philippine Embassy, because I'm arranging a meeting with them."
"At once, sir."
After two hours...
Someone who is oddly-dressed swiftly comes to the Kurusugawa Group HQ.
The president: You are an agent that was sent by the Philippine Embassy as agreed, right?
Oddly-dressed guy: Yes, siree. Because I'm the one and only agent known only as...
Some random guy: Yuuichi Aizawa!
Oddly-dressed guy: No! I'm not that male protagonist in "Kanon", dammit!
Some random guy: Eherm... sorry. Super Sawsaw!
The president: Now, Super Sawsaw-san. I actually have a plan to release my granddaughters, my most-trusted maid robots, and their friends, from their hostage crisis. That plan is for Kurusugawa Electronics to convert the prototype HMX-12 into a fighting robot, much like what Dr. Light did to create MegaMan. Once that is outfitted with our confidential weapons, the one responsible for this mess will not stand a chance.
Super Sawsaw: So what will I do, dude?
The president: That prototype maid robot that I mentioned earlier, you see, is one of the hostages. Bring her to our laboratory in Cebu so that my plan will be complete. You know where she is, right?
Super Sawsaw: Correct! I've toured the Philiipines when I was a celebrity, so I won't break a sweat.
The president: So go now. I want this operation to be a success so that this zaibatsu will survive.
Super Sawsaw: Okey-dokey! (leaves)
The president: Be careful... Lady Serika and Lady Ayaka... because you two will be the heirs to my throne...
OK, back to the Philippines. More specifically, the CHED main office.
"What is this? Two more celebrities aiming to become betrayers of the nation? I'll quash those two insects the same way I crushed Mr. Pratts and Ms. Evangelista! But this time, I won't do it alone. I have assigned three loyal subordinates. One in Luzon, one in Visayas, and one in Mindanao. This is not only to ensure my complete rule over this nation, but also to ensure the punishment of all who dare oppose me!"
Mr. Victorialuna then calls the three subordinates.
Subordinate no. 1: I am Big Bunny. I will munch those tasty betrayers of the nation.
Subordinate no. 2: I am King Bukbok of the Buga-Buga Tribe. The enemy's butts will not stand a chance against my Buga-Buga Arts!
Subordinate no. 3: I AM MENINGOCOCCEMIA MAN. TRAITORS WILL BE INFECTED TO DEATH.
Mr. Victorialuna then instructs, "Now! Make sure that you do my bidding quickly and cleanly. Understood?"
The subordinates agree, and then leave.
Now back to Camp Aguinaldo.
Gen. Abu: So I, as the leader of the armed forces, will humbly agree to your request.
Hero: Thank you, sir.
Gen. Abu: One fully-operational helicopter is currently stationed near the AFP Theater. You must use it wisely, because I will tell this sad but true fact. With this crisis, for the first time in Philippine history, the military and the police have blatantly failed to do their constitutional jobs. But hopefully, I sense the fighting spirit in you, therefore you will defend the nation in our places. Good luck.
Sandara: This may be a big burden, but we'll still do our best. (bows)
The pair then leaves for the helicopter. They are just 25 meters away from it when they sense something.
Hero: Ugh... my head... it hurts...
Sandara: What? This head of mine hurts too...
Suddenly, a portal appears and from it comes out a huge pink rabbit.
Hero: What the heck is this big pink rabbit doing here?
Huge pink rabbit: I am Big Bunny. I come here under Melficio Victorialuna's orders.
Sandara: Melficio... Victorialuna? I strongly think that he's the one causing this whole bloody civil war!
Big Bunny: Yes. All who have gone against him were turned into delicious, crispy, creamy appetizers. And so are you, if you resist me.
Hero: Dang...
Big Bunny: Come into my mouth, yummy children!
Battle 5, commence!
Allies: Hero, Sandara
Enemy: Big Bunny (HP: 2,505)
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to attack Big Bunny. He deals 167 damage to him.
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses to attack Big Bunny. She deals 48 and 82 damage to him.
Big Bunny gets a turn. He chooses to attack Sandara. Sandara takes 56 damage.
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses to cast No Dong on Big Bunny. She deals 306 damage to him.
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to attack Big Bunny. He deals 214 damage to him.
Big Bunny: Now I'm mad! Big Bunny gets a turn. He chooses to cast IQ Reducer on all allies. All allies' INT down.
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to attack Big Bunny. He deals 191 damage to him.
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses to cast No Dong on Big Bunny. She deals 153 damage to him.
Big Bunny gets a turn. He chooses to cast Munch Munch on all allies. Hero takes 101 damage, while Sandara takes 100 damage. Sandara is now in critical condition.
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to cast First Aid on himself. He recovers 150 HP.
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses to use Gatorade on herself. She recovers 150 HP. Critical condition removed.
Big Bunny gets a turn. He chooses to cast IQ Reducer on all allies. But nothing happened!
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses chooses to attack Big Bunny. She deals 65 and 65 damage to him.
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to attack Big Bunny. He deals 381 damage to him. A critical hit!
Big Bunny gets a turn. He chooses to attack Hero. Hero takes 65 damage.
Hero gets a turn. He chooses to attack Big Bunny. He deals 400 damage to him. A critical hit!
The effect of IQ Reducer wears off.
Sandara gets a turn. She chooses to cast No Dong on Big Bunny. She deals 433 damage to him, KOing him.
Big Bunny: I will roast you tasty children just like what Albert Fish and Jeffrey Dahmer did! Unguahh!
Battle 5 won!
Unidentified voice: You may have killed Big Bunny, but the butt-wiper and the disease carrier will have your heads!
Hero: Show yourself!
Sandara: Hero, it's just a warning. At least we know what are the risks that we're heading for.
Hero: Yeah. C'mon, let's ride the chopper.
And so, the duo finally ride the chopper. Destination: Cebu.
The man who gave the warning firmly stands at the rooftop of the AFP Theater, looking at the chopper as it flies away. Afterwards, he leaves via a portal, laughing evilly.