Time And Relative Dimensions In Seireitai

by incandescens

A set of Bleach and Doctor Who crossover drabbles, involving various different Doctors and a few other regulars, and various people from Bleach.

6. I fail to see the problem

I fail to see the problem

"I'm sorry," Tousen Kaname said, "but justice demands your death."

The Doctor snorted. "Always the same. Have you spoken with justice lately?"

"Yes," Tousen agreed tranquilly. "Aizen-sama interprets it perfectly."

"Why have you come to kill us?" the young woman -- Peri, her name was -- demanded in a shrill voice.

Tousen shrugged. "Well, Ichimaru Gin was going to dispose of you, but he had a violent reaction to your friend's fashion sense and then broke down sobbing nostalgically at the sight of your breasts. Fortunately, being blind, neither troubles me."

"Tripwires?"

"What tripwire?" Tousen said, a second too late.

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