simply not cricket

"No, seriously," the blond man in the white coat said. "You mean you're not the Hueco Mundo Espada Eleven and here for a cricket match?"

"Certainly not," Grimmjow snarled. The other Arrankar gathered round, preparing (as Yammi would have put it) to take out the trash.

"Ah! Then you must be the Arrankar. Aizen Sousuke did tell you about the effects of celery, didn't he? The allergic reaction and instant dissolution?"

There was a general shaking of heads.

"Oh well."

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Afterwards, the Arrankar felt Aizen-sama had been very unfeeling about a perfectly natural reaction of paranoia and running away screaming.

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