Hi! I'm ba-ack! Did ya miss me? Well, here's another random, crazy Zatch Bell story!

Disclaimer: I do not own Zatch Bell! I don't care what they tell you!

Sherry was bored. She was missing something……..she knew it. Then it came to her! "I need a date!" she said aloud.

"A wha? Why?" asked Brogo.

Sherry sat down again. "Yeah, I guess you're right……….I'm just a millionaire's kid, with nothing to do, except talk to a Goth momodo who might be part of my imagination, or get in to fetal position because I lost my best friend in the whole wide world to a momodo, which also might be a figment of my imagination. Speaking of which-"

Sherry got into fetal position and began to suck her thumb.

"……………….," Brogo stared at her for a minute. Then he said, "Okay………..I'm off to moon the Muslims!" (A/N: no offense to all you Muslims)

A couple hours after Brogo left to moon the Muslims, Sherry got up out of fetal position. "What was I talking about before I went into fetal position because I was sad about losing my best friend to a momodo who might be a figment of my imagination, and then happening upon Confucius, the purple rooster, whom I know is real?"

"Kawk! You were going to get a date! Kawk!" kawked Confucius.

"Oh!" Sherry ran out the door.

At McDonalds (A/N: the place for NORMAL people) Sherry wasn't having much luck finding a date.

"Will you go out with me?" she asked a punk.

"Uhhhh………no."

"Will you go out with me, now?"

"No……."

"Please?"

"Uhhhh…….okay?"

"Really!"

"No."

Sherry got angry. "I'm getting angry! YOU WON'T LIKE ME WHEN I'M ANGRY!"

"Why not?" the punk guy asked.

"Because Confucius, the purple rooster will slay you!"

"……………….."

"This isn't bettering my chances, is it?"

"Nope."

"Damn!"

So Sherry went home. Brogo was back, too.

"Brogo, why is there a jihad outside my mansion?"

"Um, you owe them money………….? Uh, yeah!"

"OH! OKAY!" Sherry went outside and threw a dumpster of hundred dollar bills on the Muslims.

"Wha? Why is the crazy rich girl assaulting us with money?" asked one Muslim.

"Hey!" said another, "This will pay for nuclear weapons from Russia (A/N: no offense to Russians either)!"

"And a platinum Sony TV!" said the same one said.

All the other Muslims stared at him for a minute. Then they yelled: "YEAH!" So the Muslims left with the money.

"Ah! Okay………what was I doing?" asked Sherry.

"I don't know!" replied Brogo.

"Oh well!"

A week later…………………

"Oh! I remember now!"

Later that day Sherry saw a Yenta. But, the Yenta had to go run some other errands because she said there was some kid that wanted to find a date so he could make his future woman jealous so she would dump the skateboard jerk that stole her. So, she left Sherry with a DVD, so Sherry could see the interviews.

"Well, lets see……." Sherry turned on the DVD and the first interview started.

"Um hi…….I'm J-jake……..and I like Dungeons and Dragons-"

"LOSER!" Sherry skipped to the next interview. "Ooooooo! He's cute!"

"Hey babes! I'm a biker with my very own rock band!"

"HE'S MINE!" Sherry drooled.

"Hey! What are you doing here!" said a voice in the background.

"Ah! Uh, Honey! I- uh-I-um…..can explain!"

"Nevermind……" thought Sherry. Skipped to the next interview.

"Hello preciousssssssss………. My name's Smeagal………I like fishhhhhhhhhh……."

"HE'S MINE!"

"Kawk! No he's not!"

"Oh, okay Confucius." Sherry skipped again. Much to her surprise…….

"Hello to all the ladies out there! My name's Brogo, but you can call me Dr. Looooooove."

Sherry stared at Brogo.

Brogo studdered. "I-I-I-I can explain!"

So was it good? I thought so! Seriously, I didn't mean to offend any Muslims or Russians! Also, I would NEVER, I repeat, NEVEEEEERRRR go on a date with Gollum. Well, now REVIEW!

Next time………….

Folgore and Sherry can't read!