Heeeeeeeeeeyyyy………….s'up?

Disclaimer: Don't own Zatch Bell! Sorry!

One day I decided that the Zatch Bell characters were hanging out at Sherry's place. So……..they were hanging out. All was quiet.

Zatch broke the silence. "Hey, Kyo; whatever happened to Skooter?"

"He went off to be in some porn magazines," Kyo yawned.

"Hey! You said he went on an Alaskan cruise ship for modeling!"

"He did, PORN modeling."

"Ohhhhh, okay! Is that why you left for Alaska then came home 6 weeks later with a giant ice cube of money?"

"Yup."

"Ohhhhhh, okay, got it."

"Your dentist a was a pretty weird a," said Folgore.

"Oh Skooter wasn't our dentist Folgore, he was our mailman!" corrected Zatch.

"I'm bored!" said Sherry.

"What? Didn't you get a date?" asked Conchome.

"No……..I passed out half-way through the interviews."

"Why?" asked Kyo.

"I don't wanna talk about it…….."

"But I wanna know!" screamed Kyo.

"SHE CAN'T TALK ABOUT IT!" Brogo screamed.

"Okay."

Then Susie came running in. "Hi guys! Guess what! We were invited to a party in Norway by Senator of Connecticut!"

"Why Norway?" asked Kyo.

"The author wanted to be funny."

"She's a failing a horribly." said Folgore.

I shocked Folgore with 5,000,000,000,000,000 volts of electricity.

"HAHAHA! FEAR ME!"

Susie shrugged. "That's too bad, since ya know you need him for the random story crap."

"Oh, crap!"

I brought Folgore back to life.

"You got lucky this time!"

"Ouch a……"

They all just stood there for a moment in fear of me.

"…………..Okay!" started Susie, "We need to write return letters!"

"Okay!" Everyone got to work.

Zatch finished first, Kyo second, Conchome third, next Brogo, and then Susie. Folgore and Sherry were still working on their letters 20 minutes later.

"Are you done yet!" yelled Kyo.

"NO! So shut the hell up and wait!" screamed Sherry.

"Folgore, c'mon! Hurry it up!" yelled Conchome.

"You cannot a rush these a things a!"

Susie sweatdropped. "Oh, c'mon guys! It's only been 2 minutes!"

Kyo stared at her. "It's been 20 minutes………"

"Really!" Susie looked at her wrist. "I NEED to draw a new battery for this thing!" she said as she used her red pen to etch a new battery on her wrist where the fading watch was. (A/N: got that off of Sponge-Bob)

Brogo got behind Sherry and snatched her letter.

"Hey! That's mine! Gimme or Confucius shall slay you!"

Folgore just stared at her like she was psychotic, and so Zatch snatched his letter.

"Ahem!" Zatch cleared his throat, "Let's see what it says!"

Zatch read Folgore's letter:

Dere Mr cenAtr of cUneticut,

eY wud b onurd 2 utend yo parte in Norwa. Jits mak ser tair r hot ciks tair! 4 eY am da grate Fullgory! Kans eY dans at yo parte? eY hopa sew! eY am ea grate dansr! C u at da parte!

Senserle yoz,

Poko Fullgory

Kyo and Brogo fell over laughing with tears in there eyes, and Zatch just stood there standing with letter, still in disbelief that Folgore couldn't read. Susie was cleaning her ears out, and Conchome said, "Well, I am now officially embarrassed to be your momodo."

"Shut the hell up a, Conchome."

"Whatever."

"HAHAHAHAHAHA, hey is Kyo having a seizure?" Brogo looked at Kyo shaking uncontrollably.

"Who cares! Read the letter, Brogo!" said Zatch.

"Okay! Let's see……..

Dare jakas,

Iff I hade tde xoise, I wood not goe to yer dum prtie. Butt, sinz tde ofor iz riteng tde stori, I hov no xoise. U betr not gurop mi butt agane! I hav a daet! (wel, not rele…….) butt I hav confusheos! Hez a purpl rustr! U suc.

Ciss mi ass,

Sherry

Brogo shook his head. "Tsk, tsk, Sherry, I am discusted!"

"What? When I was little I got damn tired of my mom always nagging at me! So I paid this kid 5 bucks a year to do my English!"

"Only 5 bucks?"

"Yeah, he was pretty poor."

Kyo had stopped shaking by now. "Whew, how 'bout you Folgore?"

"Well, I a learned how espeaka the English a language pretty well, just nota write it………."

"Ohhhh……"

"Hey…..where's Zatch?" asked Susie.

They all looked around. Then the phone rang.

"I'll get it!" Susie ran to the phone. "Hello?"

"Seven days…………."

"Um, we never watched the movie……."

"Damn! Wrong number again! Sorry!"

"No problem!" Susie hung up. "Now, where's Zatch?"

A voice was heard from the back of the mansion. "AHHHHHHHHHH!"

Kyo sighed. "Oh, great. He slammed the toilet seat down on his thing again."

Whew………..another chapter complete! And yes, I got that last part from Home Alone 3. Well, REVIEW!

Next time:

When Zebras run wild…………