Weeee………..thanx for the reviews! I'm not happy right now because I got a horrible grade on my science final T.T a D-. So…I'm sad…but here's a story! Hopefully this will cheer me up!
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Zatch Bell!
"Why the hell do we have to go to some zoo?" complained Hyde.
"The author said we were cussing too much, and that we needed to connect with our inner child," shrugged Brogo.
"That's crap!"
"I know, but you don't want to make her mad…Folgore could tell you."
"Momma Mia," Folgore grumbled as he rubbed his singed head.
"Well, why aren't Kyo, Susie, Conchome, or Zatch here?" asked Sk8ter boi. (A/N: Sorry, I still don't know his name, so, I will refer to him as Sk8er boi)
Sherry thought for a minute. "Kyo and Susie are on a date, and so are Conchome and Zatch."
"Really!" Hyde's eyes flew open. "I knew Conchome was gay, but I was sure Zatch was strait!"
I then zapped Sherry and Hyde with 5,000,000,000,000 volts of electricity.
"Hey! This is supposed to be family oriented! No cussing, talking about gays or lesbians, smoking pot, groping, mooning people, no beer, and uh…oh! Absolutely no killing whatsoever!"
"AH, MAN!" everyone shouted.
"Okay, fine. But only a couple insignificant peoples!"
"YAY!"
At the zoo……………"Welcome to the Mr. Goober Zoo!" one of the cashiers said with a cheesy smile.
"DIE!" Brogo completely obliterated the cashier man.
I shocked Brogo.
"Hey!" Why'd ya do that!"
"I said INSIGNIFICANT people!""Was he significant?"
"Uh……………no. Nevermind."
At the zebra's cage…………………Sk8ter boi and Hyde stared at the zebras grazing.
"Like dude! That elephant is, like, totally, deformed."
"Uh, Sk8er boi, that's a giraffe," Hyde corrected.
"Oooooooh, then what are elephants supposed to look like?"
"Like……….that," Hyde stared at the zebras for a minute then said, "These must've been deformed at birth!"
"We should put them outta there misery dude!"
"Yeah!"
"Uh, did you ever think that if they looked like elephants they might be elephants!"
"Nonsense!" said Hyde.
Sk8er boi pulled out his spellbook. "Moocair!"
Hyde glowed and then used wind to blow up the hippo cage. People ran away screaming. Hyde and Sk8er boi felt so proud of themselves.
"Short stack, we did a, like, totally honorable thingie today!"
"Uh………yeah…." Hyde did a pose.
The zebras started walking out of their blown-up cage.
"Gasp! C'mon Hyde, they haven't gone down yet!"
"Oh no!"
So Sk8er boi and Hyde ran away after the zebras casting "Moocair" and blowing up pretty much everything in their way as they aimed for the zebras, which they thought were giraffes.
At the petting zoo……………………
"WHAT!" Sherry screamed. "You keep roosters locked up here!"
"Yes, mam!" said the "farmer" who was actually a zoo keeper.
"Kawk! They're evil!" kawked Confucius.
At the restaurant……………………
"'Dis is ze night, ze beaut-iful night!" Folgore sang with his accordion.
"What are you doing!" asked a customer.
"I am asinging da beautiful romance a song for your little girlfrienda!"
"This isn't Lady and the Tramp! And this is my grandma!" he pointed to a shriveled up, um, person I think………..
Folgore blinked. "………….Oh, well! 'Dis is ze night!"
"Ahhhh!"
Back to Sherry…………………
"Here ya go kid!" the "farmer" said, giving a rooster to a young boy.
"Weeeee!" the boy squealed.
Then, a shadow appeared over him. He turned around to see Sherry standing on the henhouse above him. "NEVEEEEEEEEEEERRRR!" she screamed.
"EEEEEEEE!" The little boy tried to run, but it was too late. Sherry landed on top of him. She held the rooster and then let it fly away. "Fly my child! FLY!"
"What the hell are you-"
I shocked the "farmer" with 5,000,000,000,000 volts of electricity. "No cussing!"
Sherry began to laugh maniacally. "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ATTACK MY ROOSTER BRETHEREN! ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
Out of no where, hundreds of roosters consumed the skies and began attacking everyone.
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-eh?" Sherry noticed some zebras running through the commotion. "Why are there giraffes running around?"
"MOOCAIR!"
Suddenly, everyone was swept up into a giant whirlwind. As the people, roosters, zebras, and Sherry were swept away two figures stood on the ground.
"Say, Hyde," asked Sk8er boi, "Do you think the author will kill us for this?"
Hyde shrugged. "If she does, more than likely she'll kill Sherry."
"Good point."
At the restaurant……………………
Brogo walked into the restaurant lobby. "Hey! You sell sushi here?"
"Um, no sir………." said the waiter.
"SCREW YOU!" Brogo blew up the restaurant.
Folgore walked out towards Brogo, wiping off the ashes that covered his body. "E! Why don't you leave! I was getting to the best a part of my lovely song!"
"Yeah! Bring it on man!"
"EEEE! Don't hurt me! Folgore put up a little girl as a shield.
"MOMMY!" the kid screamed
Needless to say, that they were kicked out of the zoo for going animal happy, murder, destruction of government property, and harassment.
Yo. I thought it could've been better, but I'm tired and sad that I got a D-…….but it did cheer me up a little bit………Review please.
Next time……..
The reason why momodos can't be Jedis