Okay! Time for another Zatch Bell story! Weeeeeee! Oh, and thanx to all those who told me Iedo's name!

PS: This takes place in Episode I!

Disclaimer: I don't own and never will own Zatch Bell, unless some supernatural twist of fate makes me the new president of the organization which started Zatch Bell.

"Whoa, where are we?" asked Zatch as he looked around. There were speeders and pod-racers and other cool Star Wars stuff everywhere.

"I have put you into the movie of Star Wars!"

Hyde's eyebrow went up. "Um, why?"

"People wanna know why there is no way in the history of the universe momodos can be Jedis. You guys will have to play as the main characters!"

"But what about the REAL characters, actor guys?" asked Conchome.

"Taken care of."

Zatch looked uneasy. "Um………what?"

In my closet in the REAL world……………..

Obi-Won Kenobi, Yoda, Anakin, and Qui-Gon Jin were tied together by a rope with handkerchiefs over their mouths.

Back in my FANTASY world………………

"Hm, I like this author's style!" said Brogo.

"Thank you." I did a hair-flip. "Now, I'm leaving you to try to become Jedis!" I disappeared, and the Momodos where teleported to their parts of the film.

In the movie………….

Queen Amidala's ship landed on Tatooine. So the Jedis, Master Hyde and young Zatch Bell made haste to the Queen's room.

"Hey!" Zatch yelled. "How come I have to be the apprentice?"

"Watch your tongue, young padawan!"

"I'll talk whenever I fucking wanna talk!"

"Why you son of a-" Hyde ripped out his lightsaber, and so did Zatch.

So they started fighting.

"Ha! Take that! So the apprentice becomes the master!"

"Oh, that hurts coming from someone who wears DIAPERS!"

"Gasp! You said you wouldn't tell anyone!"

So they continued this for a minute until Captain Panokka came in. "Hey! Stop figh-AHHH!"

"Oops….." Zatch stared at the corpse for a minute, and then looked back at Master Hyde. "What now?"

"Oh, great! What's that hot queen gonna think of us now?" Hyde thought for a minute. "Wait!" he snapped his fingers. "I got it!"

In the Queen's room………….

"Master Jedi, where's your apprentice?" Amidala looked worried.

"I'm right here!" Zatch came into the room.

"Oh, good. Where's Captain Panokka?"

"…….Be right back." Zatch ran out of the room, and then came back in covered in baggy clothes. "Yes, your majesty?"

"Panokka? You're shorter……."

"Um, no I'm not! Your………glasses need to be fixed."

"I'm wearing glasses? Wow, I never knew!"

So the Queen went off to play with her imaginary glasses. Zatch turned to Hyde. "Yo, Hyde."

"MASTER Hyde!"

"Whatever. We should explore, this place! It's like a giant cat box!"

"Uhhhhh, yeah………How 'bout I explore this place? After all, you gotta keep posing as Panokka!"

"Grrrrrr………Fine!"

So Master Hyde went out bravely into the deserts of Tatooine all alone.

"Wait up, Boyo!"

"Beep, boo, bop, beep!"

"Hey, Master Jedi!"

Okay, actually Jar-Jar and R2 tagged along. And Padame wanted to tag along. "Hey!" Zatch ran up with Padame. "The Queen wants you to take Padame along!"

"I would be honored to learn more about this place." Padame bowed.

"Sure thing, Babe!"

So they walked into the one city place of Tatooine. So skipping to the part about Watto's shop………

Hyde walked into Watto's place and asked Watto kindly if he would give him the parts they needed. "Hey Fly-Boy! Gimme all your parts!"

"Ah, this way……."

Watto showed Hyde to the junkyard. "How much are the parts?"

"200 gold!"

"What! That's too high!" Hyde whipped out lightsaber and chopped Watto in half. "Oh, and have a nice day!" Hyde walked back in.

Back in the shop……………

Padame spotted a slave boy working alone. She walked up to him and said: "Hi, I'm Padame."

Conchome looked up and blushed. "Guu, Ropulsnerf."

"So, um, are you a slave?"

"Wenhty, Gu, huh……."

"Oh……….so you………want to be a Jedi?"

"Ghyrten, guuu, huhhuhuhu………"

Hyde walked in. "We're leaving."

"Wait! Come stay at my place!" shouted Conchome.

Padame turned around. "Really!"

"Guuuuu, huuuuuummmmm…….."

Hyde twitched. "Uh, okay……."

At Conchome's house……………

"Hi mom! I'm home!"

A big, fat old guy in a dirty white shirt turned around. "Oh! Welcome home sweetie!"

Hyde, Padame, R2, and Jar-Jar stood there for a moment twitching. "Um, I think we'll fine outside……….."

"Beep, bop, boop."

"Shut the hell up R2!"

Hyde pulled out hid lightsaber (again) and ripped R2 into spare parts.

Conchome jumped up and down with delight. "Oh boy! Spare parts!" He grabbed them and ran into his room. He came out seconds later and said: "Hey! I finished C3PO!" Then an exact replica of R2 came out.

"……………" Everyone stared for a minute.

Jar-Jar became slightly interested. "What does-a C3PO stand for Boyo?"

"It stands for Computer-level 3 Personnel Operator!" Conchome declared proudly.

Hyde's eyebrow went up. "Why not call it OMGWTFITPOC?"

Padame gave him a look. "What would that stand for?" Conchome asked with a confused look.

"O My Gosh What The Fuck Is That Piece Of Crap."

"Great idea!" So Conchome named his R2 replica OMGWTFITPOC.

Skipping ahead to Corosont…………..

Zatch and Hyde walked towards the Jedi Council. "Why did you think Conchome is the one to bring balance to the force?" Zatch asked as Conchome walked off to play with some butterflies.

"Well…….."

Flashback………………

Hyde walked around famished. "Oh…………so hungry."

Conchome walked up with a burger.

"Burger!" Hyde grabbed it consumed the burger within seconds. "MMMMM………this is tasty! You're the one to bring balance to the force!"

"Really!"

"I dunno!"

End Flashback………………

"Isn't that almost identical to the time you thought Jar-Jar was the one to bring balance to the force?"

"Don't mention that………"

"HELP MESA!" a voice screamed.

The "Jedis" turned around. "Oh, great……..Jar-Jar's lost his way in the phone booth again!"

Zatch laughed. "Remember when just decided to watch him for fun and he didn't find his way out until a week later?"

"Yeah! That was a classic!"

Skipping to the Jedi Council……….

Hyde tapped his foot, while Zatch looked around and Conchome attempted to draw ponies on his Etch-a-Sketch.

Mace Windu yelled, "Hey Master Brogo! Get your ass in here!"

"I'm combing my hair!"

"You've been combing it for the past twenty minutes!"

"My hair's special!"

"Yeah………retarded special."

Faster than anyone could notice, Brogo swept through the room and kicked Windu's ass. "I'll kick your ass again if you insult my hair again!" So Brogo sat down in his giant recliner.

Zatch eyes popped. "Whoa! I thought your chair was a little shoe with a cushion in it!" (A/N: Yoda's chair DOES look like a shoe with a cushion in it!)

"It wasn't enough for my greatness," answered Brogo. "And besides," he added, "My hair is WAY to sexy to be in the presence of that thing!" To prove his point flipped his hair.

"Hmmmm…..good point….."

Hyde stepped in. "Ahem! I have the one to bring balance to the force!"

"Like the last 27?"

"This one is different!"

"Um, look Master Hyde." Brogo pressed his eyebrow. "I didn't mind the last 26, but the last one was Jar-Jar. I don't wanna relive that session!" He shivered.

"What happened?"

"He bit off three of his fingers eating a sandwich! That's how bad it was!"

"Um, ew….." said Zatch.

"OOOO LOOKEY, LOOKEY!" squealed Conchome. "I drew a pony!" He held up his etch-a-sketch with pride. ZIP! Brogo's lightsaber zipped through Conchome's etch-a-sketch and chopped it in half. "NOOOOOOOO!"

"Um, no." said Brogo.

"Okay, whatever……."

Skipping to Darth Maul fight……….

Darth Maul was getting tired. "We've almost got him!" said Zatch.

"Hey Asshole!" Hyde screamed. Darth Maul looked up to see Hyde mooning him. "HAHAHAHAHAHA! LOSER!" he creamed as he flicked Maul off.

Darth Maul became very pissed. "THAT DOES IT!" He pulled out something that was covered up.

Zatch looked at it from a distance. "Is that……..no……..it can't be!" Zatch yelled as loud as he could, "Master Hyde! Look I think he has a-" Too late.

Hyde was dancing around flicking off Darth Maul when something flew in his direction. "HAHAHAHAHAHA-eh?" Then it hit him. "This a-NOOO! CURSE YOU DARTH MAUL AND YOUR EMPLOYMENT AT MCDONALDS!" Hyde fell unconscious.

Darth Maul just laughed and laughed………..and laughed. " HAHAHAHAHAHA! I also get Wednesday's off!"

Zatch looked at his digital watch which told the day of the month. "Um, it's Tuesday……."

"Huh? OH CRAP!"

As Darth Maulo fled to work in hopes that he wouldn't be fired, Zatch ran to Hyde, who was covered in a McDonalds burger.

"Cough, hack. Uhn, Zatch you must train Conchome to become a Jedi……"

"Um, he draws PONIES!"

"Uh, good point."

"Aren't you supposed to be dying?"

"Oh, yeah. AHHHH!" Hyde died.

"NOOOOOOOO! Hey, are those French fries?"

There you have it! The reason why momodos will never, ever, EVAR be Jedi Knights! Yes, I do believe McDonalds is evil! Their burgers are nasty! But their fries are tasty…………..Well, Review time! Also, I'll be gone on vacation for 10 days starting Sunday, so i won't up date for a while.

Next Time………..

He was a Sk8er Boi………