Whew……………..Sorry it's been a while…………I just got back from Disney World, and I'm exhausted! I've been thinking about Fanfics the entire time I was gone! ; Well, I'm going to have 2 new Inuyasha fics when I can get to writing (or typing them down), and I need to work on 2 my other fics anyways T.T Oh well! Also, I'm very open to constructive criticism, but if you write me a review that says something along the lines of "Hello, I hate you and I think your fics are crap" then it will just be ignored. As to Rena the Reviewer, yes, I do find random cuss words hilarious. Also, thanx to all who reviewed! Your reviews are really important to me (excluding the ones that say your story is crap for no reason)!Here's another chappie!

Diclaimer: Do I own Zatch Bell? (Looks in pocket) Nope!

"Are you done in there!" Hyde shouted as he tapped his foot impatiently.

"You can't rush these things!" Iedo yelled back.

"I can, and I will!"

"Don't make me come out there and kick your ass!"

"I dare ya!"

"Fine!...as soon as I finish!"

"Thought so."

"Shut the hell up!" Iedo looked at his hair in the mirror for the 52nd time. Then he saw someone had left a pen on the edge of the sink. He stared at it for a second and an evil grin crept across his face. He took the pen and drew eyeballs on his hand. "Hello Mr. Hand-Dude! Don't you think my hair is sexy?"

Iedo started moving his fingers like a mouth and talking in a high-pitched voice. "Oh, yes Mr. Hottie! Your hair is very sexy!"

"Ha, ha, ha! I thought so! And is my hair sexier than Brogo's?"

"Oh, yes Mr. Hottie! It is!"

Just then there was a pounding on the door. "What the hell did you just say, Iedo?" screamed Brogo.

"Nothing! Wait! I mean, uh (cough, hack) Nothing!"

"I thought not!"

After Brogo walked away Hyde yelled, "Um, Iedo? You're not playing with Mr. Hand-Dude again are you?"

"Why do you ask?"

"Because last time he tried to rape you……."

"How is that even possible? He's my hand!"

"I know but……." Hyde looked around. "The author does strange things Iedo. STRANGE THINGS!"

"Um, right…….." Iedo turned back to his hand. "So, what now Mr. Hand-Dude?"

"Come over to the Dark side!"

"What?"

"Rule, the world with me, Iedo!"

"No!"

"Then PERISH!"

"EEEEEE! Spare me!"

"BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

"Oh, great!" Hyde ran into the bathroom and knocked Iedo over the head with a pillow. Iedo keeled over and passed out.

Later……………..

"Woah, that was weird!"

"I told you!"

"Whatever. Now I've got to find a girl who knows ballet."

"Why?"

"The chapter's called 'He was a Sk8er Boi'! DUH!"

"The author could be referring to someone else…….."

"Like who?"

"I dunno…….Kyo?"

As Hyde said this, Kyo sped through the mall on roller blades. "AHHH! Zatch! How do ya stop these things!"

"You gotta-"

BOOM!

"Oh, nevermind……."

Iedo's eyebrow went up and he turned back to Hyde.

"Okay, fine. Point proven." Hyde crossed his arms.

So Iedo and Hyde walked around Hot Topic asking girls if they knew ballet. After a while Hyde said, "Hey, Iedo…….can you play guitar?"

"No, why?"

"Because in the second verse of the song, it said he was rocking up MTV."

Iedo thought for a moment. "Hmmmmmmm…….Oh, crap."

"Oh, and the girl who knows ballet has to have a baby."

"Oh yeah…….damn! I'll be thankful to find anyone within the age of 30 that has all that!"

"Are you sure she didn't mean Kyo?"

Kyo sped by. "AHHHH!" CRASH!

Iedo twitched. "Um, yes. And if she does mean Kyo, I'll have to run away and join the circus."

"Maybe she meant for a girl to sing the song………."

"Hmmmm……maybe……Migumi!"

"Right!" Hyde stood up and did a pose.

"Why'd you do a pose?"

"I dunno………."

"Lame answer."

"The author's depressed."

"Oh………"

"And apparently the author made a typo. It was supposed to be 'He was a midget boi'."

"What?"

"Mugimi's singing it right now." Hyde pointed at a TV in the window of a shop.

Sure enough, Migumi was singing away. "He was a midget boi, she said see ya later boi, he wasn't tall enough for her! Now he's an alchemist………"

Iedo stood there twitching for a moment. "You've got to be KIDDING ME! She chose Ed over me?"

Iedo got into fetal position. Ed walked by Iedo. "Oh boy!" He took out a digital camera and started snapping pictures. Later, I had him taken to Drama section so he could let out his feelings.

Wow………….that wasn't as good as it should have been. Well, anyways, I got the 'Midget Boi' idea from Abe No Seimei, who reviewed in my "FMA Idol" fic. And you would get the digital picture part if you read FMA Idol. Well, review time! And please, check out my other fics if you have time! Also, Iedo is in the Drama section at the moment seeing a shrink, so he may not be in the next chappie (note the word may).

Next time:

Where do Babies come from?