Hello again. I haven't updated any of my stories in a while…….well, here I go. I would like to thank you all who reviewed, and especially to those who were truthful. To psycho on the run (catchy username by the way) I normally just type these as I go. edwardelricsgfHikari, get help. Might I suggest calling this number: 1-800-Dr.-Laura (j/k)? I would also like to thank ForestDancer for reading my fics, and giving me reviews on them. So, to show my gratitude, I shall dedicate this chapter to ForestDancer.

Diclaimer: The only thing I own is this story, however, I do not own this chapter because I have dedicated it to ForestDancer.

One day, Kyo and Zatch got high on cereal.

"WOOH!" Kyo started running in circles with underpants on his head. "I'm coo-coo for Cocoa Puffs!"

"Whatever!" Zatch yelled as ran around with spoons in his ears. "Raisin Brand owns Cocoa Puffs!"

"Ewwwww…….raisins?"

After an hour of being high on cereal, the neighbors got annoyed and called the cops. So Kyo and Zatch were temporarily behind bars; that is until Kyo's mom came down and bailed them out. After they got home, she told them if they ever did that again she would put them up for adoption. Zatch thought she was kidding.

"C'mon Kyo! Let's do that again!"

"No thanks, I know my mom all too well…….man I miss Kate and Lisa…."

"Who were they?"

Kyo burst into tears. "I don't wanna talk about it!" Kyo went and locked himself in his room.

The next day Zatch was afraid to even touch the cereal, so he ate what they had left in the fridge.

"Kyo, what's this tasty green stuff?"

Kyo looked up from his Cocoa Puffs. "Oh, those are hotdogs."

"Yummy!" replied Zatch as gorged on the hotdogs. "Hey Kyo," Zatch said with his mouth full, "Yesterday, why we were high, I thought up so many questions…"

"Oh, Gosh! Please no!"

"And I was wondering where babies come from!"

"That's easy! They're from….uh…I don't know…I skipped Health Class."

Kyo's mom walked by them on her way to the door.

"Hey, Mom!" Kyo yelled. "Where do babies come from?"

"Oh, um…I'll buy some puppets on the way home!" With that she was out the door.

"Puppets….?"

"Oh, boy! Puppets!"

Kyo sweatdropped. "Um, yeah…listen, I've gotta go to school."

"Try to find out okay?"

"Kay," replied Kyo as he ran out the door.

For a few minutes Zatch pondered the question. Then he turned on the Health Discovery Channel and started watching Trauma: Life in the ER. He kept watching it for a while until he saw a beating heart. "AHHH! IT BURNS!" Then he went blind for a couple minutes. After he recovered from the "heart" incident, he decided to go talk to Hyde and Iedo.

At school in Chemistry Class, Kyo was starting to wonder about the secret source of the infants. "Hey, dude," he whispered, "Do you know where babies come from?"

"Like, dude," his friend replied, "The stork totally brings them."

"Uh…sure."

"I know!" said Susie.

"Great! How?"

"I can't tell you!"

"Humph. Fine!"

The teacher came to the front of the class. "Hello, kids!" he said with a cheesy smile.

"Hello, Mr. Jerkhole," replied the class in a monotone voice.

"Now today, we have extremely dangerous ingredients, so listen to every-"

"Um, Mr. Jerkhole?"

"Hm? Yes, Susie?"

"Um, I was too busy being off in my own little dream world where Kyo and me were making out, and I didn't hear you, and I poured all the ingredients into this giant cauldron looking thing."

"Ahhhh! You just created a bomb! Every one evacuate!"

So everyone ran out of the school, right before the entire thing exploded. So school was out for the next two years until the school was rebuilt.

"Where do babies come from?" Hyde repeated confused.

"You heard me," said Zatch.

"Well, Iedo always said they come from bars….."

"That can't be!"

Hyde looked surprised. "Why not?"

"Because only people who are 21 or older can go to bars!"

"Hmm, Touché."

"Where is Iedo, anyways?"

"In the Drama section, seeing Dr. Laura."

"Oooh."

"So, you're name's Dr. Laura? May I call you Laura the Lovely?"

Dr. Laura slammed the papers down on her desk. That's it! I can't take this anymore! SECURITY!"

"W-wait! I just got here five minutes ago!"

Dr. Laura pointed Security to the exit. "Take him to Dr. Phil!"

As Security carried Iedo out of the room he screamed, "Wait! NO! Dr. Phil's not hooooot!"

Zatch borrowed Iedo's cell phone from Hyde, which Hyde stole, and called Kyo and asked him to pick him up under the Migumi billboard.

Kyo hijacked Mr. Jerkhole's new Mustang and picked up Zatch. On the way home, they talked. "So, did find out anything?" asked Kyo.

Zatch shook his head. "Nope, I did find out that Iedo has Susie on speed-dial, though."

"WHAT!" Kyo shook his fist. "That Son of a-"

"KYO, LOOK OUT!"

"Eh? AH!"

Kyo pushed the brakes, but it was too late; the Mustang swerved and hit a minivan. So Kyo and Zatch went into coma for the next ten years………

After Kyo and Zatch woke up, they became doctors, and one fateful day…

"Dr. Kyo, we need you and Dr. Zatch to make a delivery alone."

"A delivery….?"

"Quick!" The nurse pushed them. "To the emergency room! For sake of mankind!"

"……Delivery?"

After Zatch and Kyo were in the room there was a woman screaming on a bed.

"Omigosh! What's wrong with her Kyo!" Zatch asked.

"I-I-I-I don't know!"

"Ahhh! Please!" the woman panted. "Watch…..see if you, ugh, see something! Ahhh!"

"Uh, okay!" Kyo and Zatch were freaked out.

Then suddenly, it came. "KYO! WHAT IS THAT!"

"OMIGOSH, IT'S SOME SORT OF ALEIN!"

Kyo pulled out the spell book.

"Put that down you idiot!" the woman screamed. "It's not an alien, it's my baby!"

"What!"

So that was the very strange, yet fateful day that Kyo and Zatch learned all about where babies come from. Unfortunately, Kyo was busy freaking out over the newborn coming out of the lady, he forgot entirely that he needed to pull, or whatever it is doctors do to babies when they're born, so the new mother went into coma from pain and the kid had to be put into a foster home. Strangely, Iedo, still hasn't returned from therapy…

Well, there you go. How Kyo and Zatch found out where babies come from. You even got a little insider on Iedo's therapy. Well, Review time! Also, I have to admit I based that last part of the story on a story called The Miracle of Life. I don't think you'll find it on this site though……Review please!

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