WOOT! Time for another chapter! I was watching one episode of Zatch Bell, where Kyo and Zatch take off for England, and Migumi and Tia WERE SPYING ON THEM! And I thought, "Le gasp! STALKERS!" I noticed barely anyone reviewed my last chapter. Was it because it sucked? Oh, well maybe I can make this one better! Another thing, I will not be putting the names of the next chapters at the end of the chapters anymore.

Disclaimer: I don't own Zatch Bell. There. I said it.

Zatch was enjoying his soaps one morning when Kyo burst into the room.

"LIKE, ZOMIGOSH ZATCH! I LIKE, TOTALLY HAVE A STALKER!"

"OMIGOSH! Kayla just knocked off the boat! Now how the heck is she gonna make it Peru to tell that Norwegian diplomat she loves him!"

"…DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT!" Kyo turned off the TV.

"KYO! Do you have any idea what I'm about to miss!"

"Flashbacks?"

"Huh? Why do ya say that?"

"After every big moment, like turning point in a series, they have some dumb flashback episode to stall, so they can say they had a certain amount of episodes before it ended."

"…What?"

"You know…like Rave Master."

"Nope…"

"Forget it. Back on topic: OMIGOSH SOMEONE IS STALKING ME! CALL THE POLIIIIICE!"

"How do you know someone is stalking you?"

"I got this letter in the mail," Kyo replied as he waved it around. "Ahem, let me read it:"

Dear Kyo,

OMIGOSH YOU ARE SOOOOO CUTE! WILL YOU MARRY ME! I have your face plastered to all my private jets wings, I have a website dedicated to footage of you (google it, you'll find it!) And my computer crashed because I downloaded too many videos and images of you. But that's okay! Because I printed them out 500 times each, and made exact duplicate videos 300 times each! CALL ME! MY NUMBER IS: 1-800-ILOVEKYO-WILLYOUMARRYMESOWECANLIVEHAPPILYEVERAFTER.

"…Uh, wow…"

"No kidding…" replied Kyo.

"Hey, Kyo," Zatch asked, "What did she mean by 'footage'?"

Kyo's eyes popped. "OMIGOSH!NOOOOOOOO!"

Kyo sped over to the computer and accessed "Hmm, which should I click on?"

"Oh, Kyo! Click on that one that says 'The girl that will one day die "accidentally" so me and Kyo can live happily ever after'."

Kyo clicked on it and it show 27 different angles of Susie. "Uh, oh boy…"

"OH! OH! Kyo! Click on this one!" Zatch yelled pointing at a video click that said 'Rubber Duckie Time'.

"OMIGOSH! NOOOO!" Kyo clicked on it and it showed him in the tub with a rubber duckie and a bathing cap on. "Oh, Rubber Duckie I love yooouuu! Rubber Duckie! Oh, yes it's so truuuee!"

"Oh…my…GOSH," Kyo stared at the screen.

"Click on the one that says 'McDonald's SUCKS!'"

"Heck yes it does," muttered Kyo as he clicked on it. "THIS A HAMBURGER! I ORDERED A CHEESEBURGER WITH NO CHEESE! WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? WHY IS IT EVEN CALLED A HAMBURGER? IT'S MADE WITH BEEF! BEEF! NOT PIG! COWS!"

"Uh, wow Kyo. You sure got mad about a…whatever it is you refer to those things as…" Zatch said as scooted a few inches away from Kyo.

"Hey, they need to learn to be more considerate of their customers!"

"Mmmmm…yeah…so what are you gonna do?"

"I'm going to call her and tell her to leave me alone!"

"...and if that doesn't work?"

"I...learn to dance!" Kyo strated break-dancing, but in the process knock everything in the room down.

"KYO!"

"Eh?" Kyo looked around. "Okay, that plan's screwed. If that doesn't work I'll...move to Norway! Yay, Vikings!" Kyo pulled out a little Norwegian flag and strated waving it around.

"Mmmmm...yeah..."

"To the phone!" Kyo did a pose.

"Kyo," Zatch asked, "Did you take your pills this morning?"

"No! Why do you ask Wonder Woman?"

"Just checking..."

Kyo picked up the phone and dialed the number. Then the message machine clicked on. 'Hi! This is Migumi! Sorry I'm not here right now. Kyo's not here either, but if he was, OMIGOSH that would be SO AWESOME!'

"Omigosh, she's psychotic..."

"Shhhhh! Quiet Zatch!"

'If anyone has a video or a picture of Kyo, CALL ME! Oh, wait you are... welll come over to my house! AND GET KYO'S PICTUUUUUURE!" Beep.

"Hi! I'd like a cheeseburger with no cheese, LARGE fries, and uh...Zatch you want anything?"

"...I think we switched personalities or something..."

"A milkshake, a soda, chicken, what?"

"That's an answering machine you jackass!"

Kyo stared into space for a moment. "...OH! I GET IT! I'M SOMEWHAT INTELLIGENT!" Kyo started to brake-dance again.

Zatch watched as Kyo ripped the room to shreds. After twenty minutes of teribble break-dancing...

"Done?"

"Whew...yeah I think so..."

"Let's go down stairs for some cereal!"

"YEAH! CEREAL!"

When they got downstairs, there was a ring at the door bell.

"I'll get it!" Kyo skipped over to the door.

Zatch stood for a moment and then shook his fist at the ceiling. "Why, authoress? WHY!"

"Shut up. I could've done worse."

Zatch stoped yelling and remembered past events with Folgore, Sherry, and Brogo. "Point taken."

Kyo opened the door and there were a whole bunch of people there with shirts that said 'I love Migumi'. "Hi! Can I get you guys something?"

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"SCREW YOU AUTHORESS AND MIGUMIIIIIIIII!" screamed Kyo as he was chased around town by eager Migumi fans with cameras.

Done. Sorry it's been a while...things have popped up. Please review! I really need them!